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gently caress You And Diebold posted:lmao that must mean the question was touted to a human who was not able to answer it
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Virtual Russian posted:100% it is about to implode Yeah, this is the classic bag-holding tactic
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May 12, 2023 12:06
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He's doing the Tesla autopilot pre-crash disengage but on himself
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May 12, 2023 12:15
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May 12, 2023 12:27
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They are getting pretty  about this new boss lady huhhttps://twitter.com/amuse/status/1656818420153831424?t=xN8lne5qRaF9-i5Rf2MojA&s=19
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May 12, 2023 15:02
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lol her face is huge
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May 12, 2023 15:04
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Linda Yaccarino walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the large face?"
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May 12, 2023 15:08
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Beeftweeter posted:lol her face is huge lmao
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May 12, 2023 15:09
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Tesla cancels all right-hand drive Model S, Model X orders https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/05/tesla-axes-right-hand-drive-models-s-and-x-offers-customers-refunds/ quote:Tesla is no longer making a right-hand drive version of its Model S and Model X electric vehicles. The decision means that customers in countries that drive on the other side of the road like the UK have had orders cancelled, and potential buyers are being told to buy a different model, a car from inventory, or try a left-hand drive version.
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May 12, 2023 15:09
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Beeftweeter posted:lol her face is huge i thought this comment was just being needlessly mean but holy poo poo it sure is lol
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May 12, 2023 15:10
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she looks like the doomhouse doll
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May 12, 2023 15:12
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DrPossum posted:she looks like the doomhouse doll a doom house?
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May 12, 2023 15:18
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Spergin Morlock posted:what kind of moron would say "yes, I'd love to be your new CEO" when the previous guy hasn't even been paying the lease for their HQ? whoever takes over is going to be pressured into signing things that Musk doesn't want to sign CEOs probably get paid a lot of money. I'd do it for a lot of money
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May 12, 2023 15:21
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https://twitter.com/tommy_fdny/status/1656828221558595585?s=46&t=iCu6Jlktql0qvqCsQdXxwg lmfao you can see it in her eyes
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May 12, 2023 15:34
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is the Tesla board really dumb enough to encourage Musk to step down? https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1657029907744976903
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May 12, 2023 15:37
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The REAL Goobusters posted:https://twitter.com/tommy_fdny/status/1656828221558595585?s=46&t=iCu6Jlktql0qvqCsQdXxwg lmao, Musk is even going to lose these rubes' money. This guy is so dumb that not only was he paying for a  he was paying the $11 through the app instead of just $8 through a browserhttps://twitter.com/Tommy_FDNY/status/1656873315896635394?s=20 Just-In-Timeberlake has issued a correction as of 15:44 on May 12, 2023 |
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May 12, 2023 15:37
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The REAL Goobusters posted:https://twitter.com/tommy_fdny/status/1656828221558595585?s=46&t=iCu6Jlktql0qvqCsQdXxwg FAS
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May 12, 2023 15:37
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The REAL Goobusters posted:https://twitter.com/tommy_fdny/status/1656828221558595585?s=46&t=iCu6Jlktql0qvqCsQdXxwg I wish I was this stupid, life must be great
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May 12, 2023 15:42
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The REAL Goobusters posted:https://twitter.com/tommy_fdny/status/1656828221558595585?s=46&t=iCu6Jlktql0qvqCsQdXxwg yasss. let loose the hogs of boer
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May 12, 2023 15:50
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webcams for christ posted:is the Tesla board really dumb enough to encourage Musk to step down? There has been rumors for a long time that Tesla's books are absolute bullshit and there is currently a lawsuit about Elon's compensation. Still no Roadster, Panasonic is having battery production problems, the rug is being pulled out on Tesla in China, competitors are catching up, if the board has say concrete evidence that the Cybertruck and FSD are complete bullshit (lol), because of Elon Tesla has a rapidly aging, poorly built successful car platform and a brand that is now largely toxic because of him. Yeah, Elon could be forced out.
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May 12, 2023 15:58
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he is one very divorced man cruising through midlife and taking it out on us lol
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May 12, 2023 16:05
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punished milkman posted:yasss. let loose the hogs of boer
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May 12, 2023 16:08
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19 o'clock posted:he is one very divorced man cruising through midlife and taking it out on us lol if you stop using twitter then it becomes he's taking it out on people who use twitter
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May 12, 2023 16:10
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The problem with Elon is that he just cant shut up, like all other billionaires. And than he bought twitter so he can further amplify his awful opinions I think he wanted to be a celebrity rich man like Steve Jobs, but Steve didint spend his time on social networks spilling hateful bullshit all day long and trying to offend a large part of his consumer base edit: vvvvvvvvvv nice, that means catturd and Ian Miles Cheung are still in control of twitter Elias_Maluco has issued a correction as of 16:17 on May 12, 2023 |
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May 12, 2023 16:14
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https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1656810492755673088 Twitter, now with double Elon.
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May 12, 2023 16:15
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I'd like to see Ol' Elon Musky wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
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May 12, 2023 16:16
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Three Olives posted:There has been rumors for a long time that Tesla's books are absolute bullshit and there is currently a lawsuit about Elon's compensation. yeah but Musk is the Magic $TSLA whisperer that allows the stock to be valued at many multiples beyond what it would be worth for a normal auto Corp. big risk of stock catering and never recovering
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May 12, 2023 16:18
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Elias_Maluco posted:The problem with Elon is that he just cant shut up, like all other billionaires. And than he bought twitter so he can further amplify his awful opinions The vast majority of billionaires stay shut up and talk to very particular people though
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May 12, 2023 16:19
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:Tesla cancels all right-hand drive Model S, Model X orders quote:It says that "a representative" for Tesla told it that dropping right-hand drive production was done for quality-control reasons. We fired the guys who assembled the right hand versions.
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May 12, 2023 16:19
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gonna be funny when musk officially announces that she's the new CEO and explains that since both the left and right dislike her she's the correct choice maybe this will be the thing that definitely for sure kills twitter
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May 12, 2023 16:19
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Three Olives posted:There has been rumors for a long time that Tesla's books are absolute bullshit and there is currently a lawsuit about Elon's compensation. the problem with forcing out Elon is that Tesla really only has one remotely valuable asset, which is Elons deranged cult. without a horde of overpaid computer touchers willing to radically overpay for Teslas lovely cars - and, much more importantly, its stock - the company is totally worthless. Elon probably wants to leave though, both to cash out before the inevitable Tesla crash craters his net worth and so that he can escape with his myth intact. its not his fault Tesla failed, it was the lovely CEO that replaced him!
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May 12, 2023 16:22
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In Training posted:The vast majority of billionaires stay shut up and talk to very particular people though Yeah, they are smarter
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May 12, 2023 16:26
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In Training posted:The vast majority of billionaires stay shut up and talk to very particular people though if you're part of an extremely small minority, you probably don't want attention drawn to the fact that you possess more wealth than the entire population of most countries, lest that population figure out the odds.
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May 12, 2023 16:29
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webcams for christ posted:yeah but Musk is the Magic $TSLA whisperer that allows the stock to be valued at many multiples beyond what it would be worth for a normal auto Corp. big risk of stock catering and never recovering i can see the board thinking "pushing out elon will tank the price in the short term but may be the only shot tesla has at still being a viable company in five years" but the board is pretty much all elon sycophants so i dunno
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May 12, 2023 16:30
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DrPossum posted:if you stop using twitter then it becomes he's taking it out on people who use twitter also emergency vehicles and children regardless
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May 12, 2023 16:32
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What? Why is Eliza Bl not the CEO? Elon, have you forsaken the trafficking victims of twitter? 
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May 12, 2023 16:45
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Nenonen posted:What? Why is Eliza Bl not the CEO? Elon, have you forsaken the trafficking victims of twitter? Twitter CEO Xeni Jardin
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May 12, 2023 16:52
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:the problem with forcing out Elon is that Tesla really only has one remotely valuable asset, which is Elons deranged cult. without a horde of overpaid computer touchers willing to radically overpay for Teslas lovely cars - and, much more importantly, its stock - the company is totally worthless. What do you think hes doing with twitter, Lindas the bag holder. He saved twitter and broke even (zero evidence this is true obvs) then handed it over to Linda and whelp now its dead because of her.
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May 12, 2023 16:54
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chuds are famously internally consistent and rational
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May 12, 2023 16:54
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Lmao they are roasting her rear end in the replies to the announcement. Have fun Linda!
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