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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Anders just sucks and is miserable to be around no matter what you do. dead wrong, I enjoyed having a wizard terrorist boyfriend
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I'm mad at Anders because if he wanted to have a catastrophic downward spiral that destroys him as a person and commit wizard 9/11 then fine, but why did he have to drag my boy Justice down with him
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# ? May 12, 2023 08:40 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:i didn't realize you could play Alpha Protocol without maxing pistol. wtf kind of spy uses any gun but a pistol?
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# ? May 12, 2023 09:03 |
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clearly a secondary weapon of opportunity, only strengthening my point
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Waste of Breath posted:I'm downloading alpha protocol again rn thanks to this thread Check out the humongous handprints on the glass and stainless walls lol. AP hoooype.
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# ? May 12, 2023 10:16 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:i didn't realize you could play Alpha Protocol without maxing pistol. wtf kind of spy uses any gun but a pistol? Loud rear end in a top hat idiot Thorton, which everyone should try once.
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Wormskull posted:Check out the humongous handprints on the glass and stainless walls lol. AP hoooype. lmfao
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SirSamVimes posted:
It was way cooler at launch when you could spam the sword and it did more damage
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# ? May 12, 2023 13:08 |
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Wait it used to be even more busted good than it currently is? My only complaint about Knight-Enchanter is that you don't get to wear heavy armour like a DAO Arcane Warrior.
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Big Mad Drongo posted:Loud rear end in a top hat idiot Thorton, which everyone should try once. rear end in a top hat idiot Thorton with a shotgun knocking enemies down and stomping on their face is a completely different game from professional Thorton with a pistol tranquilizing them from the shadows and it's that kind of variety that makes AP so good
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# ? May 12, 2023 13:30 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:i didn't realize you could play Alpha Protocol without maxing pistol. wtf kind of spy uses any gun but a pistol? Dump the points in Devil Sticks and become a god.
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Big Mad Drongo posted:Loud rear end in a top hat idiot Thorton, which everyone should try once. I hadn't seen Archer last time I played alpha protocol but the fact that you can tranq Darcy in the dick while he's trying to beat your score is very Archer.
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# ? May 12, 2023 13:36 |
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SirSamVimes posted:Wait it used to be even more busted good than it currently is? My only complaint about Knight-Enchanter is that you don't get to wear heavy armour like a DAO Arcane Warrior. At launch KE didn't really play anything like the other mages - like you could, sure, but the point of the subclass was spamming the giant aoe mindsword that did assloads of damage and regenerated your barrier on every hit, making you functionally immortal as long as there was something to smack For some reason bioware decided to have the cool unique melee aoe subclass play like the other ones instead and a few patches in they changed how ke's sword worked so it wasn't spammable anymore, making ke play like a worse rift mage. They might have done further revisions but that annoyed me enough that I never went back and played trespasser or whatever it was called.
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# ? May 12, 2023 14:01 |
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vyelkin posted:yeah absolutely, especially considering the boss fights are the worst part of the game. Play it like a stealth game and a dialogue game and use the incredibly OP pistol skills to beat the combat parts that force you out of stealth, and you'll have a great time. everything about the fight with brayko except the actual combat itself rules so hard
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ilmucche posted:everything about the fight with brayko except the actual combat itself rules so hard Its a shame that fight is the reason you cant buy Alpha Protocol digitally anymore because Sega didnt want to renew the license on Turn Up The Radio
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# ? May 12, 2023 14:53 |
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they should definitely patch it with some royalty-free disco music and have brayko shout a spotify url before combat
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ilmucche posted:everything about the fight with brayko except the actual combat itself rules so hard this is true and fits the general theme of the game which is that everything rules except the actual gameplay
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SirSamVimes posted:Inquisition was good as long as you installed some quality of life mods. Edit, no that was dragon age origins awakening. B33rChiller fucked around with this message at 18:57 on May 12, 2023 |
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B33rChiller posted:Was that the expansion with the gay wizard who kept a kitten in his robes? Because that had to be the most wonderful surprise I've had in a game. What
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# ? May 12, 2023 18:59 |
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The character Anders is a gay wizard. You can find a stray kitten in the game and give it to Anders. He names it Ser Pounce-a-lot.
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I still remember how terrible that stupid song they sing towards the beginning-middle of Inquisition.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I still remember how terrible that stupid song they sing towards the beginning-middle of Inquisition. lmfao I had forgotten that
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VostokProgram posted:The character Anders is a gay wizard. You can find a stray kitten in the game and give it to Anders. He names it Ser Pounce-a-lot.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I still remember how terrible that stupid song they sing towards the beginning-middle of Inquisition. The only thing I really remember about DA:I was the one time I took Sera along she pestered Cassandra to say the Inquisition motto and then when Cassandra sighed and said "Into darkness, unafraid," Sera finished it by saying "Around the corner fudge is made." Still wasn't worth keeping her around.
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# ? May 12, 2023 20:04 |
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I'm on a bunch of meds after having a broken tooth pulled and I just say I hope you all are having an excellent day and feel good and are happy. Be happy. I hope you are. Yeah
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Thanks captain invictus I hope your day is happy too My neighbors cat is very friendly and has started chilling with me outside so that's a cool thing Waste of Breath fucked around with this message at 21:12 on May 12, 2023 |
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I got to go to Costco this weekend to get more dog food for my new dog that I adopted New Year's Eve. I am also out of beer now.
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Psycho Landlord posted:What qol mods do you recommend and do any of them make knight enchanter cool again Can’t speak to the first one but nothing will fix knight enchanters unless you want to play DA1. That class was stupid OP anyway and made the game not very fun.
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# ? May 12, 2023 22:11 |
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the only thing I remember about making the post of mine above was saying "yeah" to myself in approval of typing that post and then I guess I also put the yeah in the post itself. but I do hope everyone had a good friday here is my good boy gus refusing to look at me for a picture
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Great cat and dogs
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# ? May 12, 2023 22:38 |
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rad pets rule not the weird rear end forum pets kind, mind you
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pets rule. this is minnie.
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Cthulu Carl posted:The only thing I really remember about DA:I was the one time I took Sera along she pestered Cassandra to say the Inquisition motto and then when Cassandra sighed and said "Into darkness, unafraid," Sera finished it by saying "Around the corner fudge is made." Sera is the worst.
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She really was
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Frank Frank posted:Can’t speak to the first one but nothing will fix knight enchanters unless you want to play DA1. That class was stupid OP anyway and made the game not very fun. hmmm nope can't say I wasn't having fun Autisanal Cheese posted:Sera is the worst. truth
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Waste of Breath posted:Thanks captain invictus I hope your day is happy too also this cat photogenic as hell
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# ? May 12, 2023 23:35 |
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That song about Sera was fun. Plus she's a selfhating elf, pretty cool
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# ? May 12, 2023 23:36 |
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I had Sera in my party for like an hour and I ended up telling her to just loving leave, for good. Which she did! Do not regret it or wonder what content I might have missed; nothing could be worth tolerating her. I appreciate when games let you do that.
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# ? May 12, 2023 23:47 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:rad pets rule
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I have no idea what BioWare intended with Sera. they’ve made plenty of characters I dislike but she’s the only one whose purpose is totally inscrutable
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# ? May 12, 2023 23:53 |