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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Enjoy some classic British poutine

https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1656323528868741122

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013



Very exciting find at work today.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Saw this article and thought of you, dear thread!

Washington Post: Brits are boasting about ‘having a Chinese.’ U.S. TikTokers are horrified.
(depaywalled link)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



OwlFancier posted:



Very exciting find at work today.

Kinda want to try the cubes :sweatdrop:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They're probably fine it's just funny that I assume they can neither claim them to be cheese (because it's not) nor feta (because it's not and also PDO rules), so "greek style plant based cubes" is apparently the best way they could think of to describe the concept.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The only way daddy likes his sausage

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i want to know the Wrongness of the Cubes.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'd happily eat stuff like that if they didn't all look like they cost $15 for a bag of 7

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

I'd happily eat stuff like that if they didn't all look like they cost $15 for a bag of 7

that's the main problem with fake meat/dairy stuff. it doesn't get fat government subsidies so it can't compete on price.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



So we're watching a wurst case scenario?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Data Graham posted:

I'd happily eat stuff like that if they didn't all look like they cost $15 for a bag of 7

Good news they're on offer for £2 for 150g, down from £2.70

Which is still, like, twice the price of a tub of apetina by weight.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

By popular demand posted:

So we're watching a wurst case scenario?

:golfclap:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand posted:

So we're watching a wurst case scenario?

Anti-Food Porn Thread: A Wurst-Case Scenario

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

By popular demand posted:

So we're watching a wurst case scenario?

Add cheese for the Wurst Käse Szenario.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I wish I remembered which goon made that joke originally, years ago while reviewing a similar picture.
I don't wanna steal anyone's posting thunder.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



By popular demand posted:

So we're watching a wurst case scenario?

Either that or an an attaché casing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

RE4 DLC briefcase skin looking good

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
The Wurst-Käse-Szenario joke is decades old at this point.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Antigravitas posted:

The Wurst-Käse-Szenario joke is decades old at this point.



gently caress I miss German meat and cheese breakfast spreads so much

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





That doesn't look bad, but my brain is breaking over how to eat it. Fries are finger food, but peas definitely are not.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Facebook Aunt posted:

That doesn't look bad, but my brain is breaking over how to eat it. Fries are finger food, but peas definitely are not.

Unhinge jaw, upend entire tray straight into mouth.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Facebook Aunt posted:

That doesn't look bad, but my brain is breaking over how to eat it. Fries are finger food, but peas definitely are not.

Use the tiny fork. You can always get a tiny wood/plastic fork when you order fries in Europe. They're even called french fry forks. They have two short prongs. They'd probably work with those large peas and the pie, too.

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

TV Zombie posted:

Those were actual food names?!

I once volunteered at a Corn Festival in a booth across from the square dancing and karate-show stage selling deep-fried oreos, hot dogs, and roast beef sandwiches. Mostly the oreos. I made one Dirty Kevin for a customer who wanted a roast beef sandwich with fixings without the beef, which was pre-sliced in a crock-pot full of """au jous""" and a wise choice on her part. Without thinking I asked the full price of an RB. She balked. I said, "These are Million Dollar pickles you're making a profit." We both realized how terrible the situation was, she walked away and I threw that poo poo in the trash.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

The gravy looks like diluted motor oil

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That dessert topping recipe isn't even a bland book filler, if the author had used that space for finger painting it would have more intellectual merit.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Reminds me of looking for cake recipies and the first step is "one box of cake mix"

If I wanted to use cake mix, I'd use the recipe on the back of the packet!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Also it does the lazy student trick by stretching one sentence of actual salient information "Most types of dessert topping mix work well without adding sugar and vanilla" into a whole unneeded text.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Mindless posted:

I once volunteered at a Corn Festival in a booth across from the square dancing and karate-show stage selling deep-fried oreos, hot dogs, and roast beef sandwiches. Mostly the oreos. I made one Dirty Kevin for a customer who wanted a roast beef sandwich with fixings without the beef, which was pre-sliced in a crock-pot full of """au jous""" and a wise choice on her part. Without thinking I asked the full price of an RB. She balked. I said, "These are Million Dollar pickles you're making a profit." We both realized how terrible the situation was, she walked away and I threw that poo poo in the trash.
The first time I read this I assumed the hot dogs and roast beef were also deep fried, and didn't even stop to consider that they might not have been.

I suppose there's nothing preventing that from being true though.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


mmm... some tender roast beef, separated and then rolled with batter before deep frying could definitely work.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Ror posted:

This is literally a David Letterman bit from the 90s where he talks about taking dried globs of toothpaste from the sink and serving them to guests as mints.

edit: also, this was in the awkward and gross thread but this thread might be interested in some real Pizza Rules


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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1656995134586880001

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Brawnfire posted:

The center cannot hold (it in)

I appreciated this extremely niche joke.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

By popular demand posted:

mmm... some tender roast beef, separated and then rolled with batter before deep frying could definitely work.

Like a big roast beef fritter?

You could serve it topped with the usual veg, potatoes, and gravy, that'd be delicious.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I got some south african drywors off the market today, it's... very very strange, it's like a dessicated sausage except it has big globs of fat in it, I think it's suet? The taste is quite pleasant but the texture is very weird.

Also looks like a really ugly turd unfortunately.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

I got some south african drywors off the market today, it's... very very strange, it's like a dessicated sausage except it has big globs of fat in it, the taste is quite pleasant but the texture is very weird.

i should order some of that. i've had biltong before which is sort of adjacent.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I got biltong too which is rather nicer I think. I think this stuff would be nicer if it didn't have just big lumps of shredded fat in it.

I also got some "archipelago bread" which purports to be finnish and has a very odd flavour, it's sort of almost like a parkin? Near pitch black and kind of sticky with sort of... fermented sweet/bitter flavour. I'm assuming it's a sort of seeded sourdough with black treacle in it.

Can't quite describe it as being like anything else.

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