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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
TOTK strong advice if you're looking for help on getting going:

Do the Gerudo dungeon first. You get something that seriously help you out the rest of the way. That said, bring a lot of defense up meals for it, specifically the boss.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Tf you mean they got a puppy “for some reason”

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Why did you leave the door open? How hard is it to shut a car door?

BUMBACLOT
Jun 19, 2008

FizFashizzle posted:

parents decided to get a loving puppy for some reason and they picked her out today.







and just so none of you suckers forget who's top dog around here



Also here's the bear

https://share.ring.com/36b2df76-700c-40b6-908d-e8ca1a8114a4.mp4

lol you just got replaced son

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How many pic-a-nic baskets did you have in your car?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Don't leave honey in your glove box next time Fiz.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1656814043313700864?s=20

Lol this is pretty good. The Urban joke was great

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Air Skwirl posted:

Why did you leave the door open? How hard is it to shut a car door?

How else you gonna capture a bear?

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

wandler20 posted:

How else you gonna capture a bear?

Poppers

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

seiferguy posted:

TOTK strong advice if you're looking for help on getting going:

Do the Gerudo dungeon first. You get something that seriously help you out the rest of the way. That said, bring a lot of defense up meals for it, specifically the boss.

Are you telling me it's dangerous to go alone

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Scabs

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Buddy is so bored with all of your poo poo but is still checking it out just in case.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

"Tesla engineers have to find that sweet spot where their products are difficult enough to defeat the average bear but not the average human driver."

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Hi Pearl :)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm sorry, I still don't understand why you leave your car door open. I leave my house to go to work, get in my car, realize I left something in the house and automatically close my car door while I go back into the house to get whatever it was I forgot.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Air Skwirl posted:

I'm sorry, I still don't understand why you leave your car door open. I leave my house to go to work, get in my car, realize I left something in the house and automatically close my car door while I go back into the house to get whatever it was I forgot.

Same it’s weird. They’d have to try and leave the door open. Fiz is a weirdo!!!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I do it when it's hot out and I'm letting the extra hot air out of the car, or if I left the keys in the ignition and I'm paranoid about locking them in the car

but also who cares, whatever, bear has found food in cars before and was hoping to find more today, or maybe detected the whiff of last week's takeout, if the door was closed bear might well have peeled it off the loving car, which is effortless for a chonker of that size, so leaving the door may well have reduced the damage by a lot

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
If you live in some rural area leaving your car door open since you forgot something inside your house isn't that far-fetched an idea. I recall doing that a bit when I was growing up in Northern Maine.

Alas no bears entered my car. Moose on the other hand...

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I've never seen footage of a bear tearing the door off a car. If someone has a link to it please post, because that sounds awesome.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Air Skwirl posted:

I've never seen footage of a bear tearing the door off a car. If someone has a link to it please post, because that sounds awesome.

I don't have any ready to go but I'd imagine there's probably an entire youtube hole to go down that is exclusively 'bears get into poo poo that you wouldn't expect them to get into.'

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Air Skwirl posted:

I've never seen footage of a bear tearing the door off a car. If someone has a link to it please post, because that sounds awesome.

They used to show loops of a poo poo load of those videos in yosemite, because tourists have to be told not to leave food in their cars and they don't believe it otherwise.

This sort of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnGe9HDGBI&t=187s

Youtube is currently pushing videos of bears using the door handles to open cars, which lol amazing, but I'm thinking of these older ones.

fake edit, found one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6blQ31cJ25k

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I live in the burbs and have left my door open to go take things into the house and doing stuff with the garage door

No bears though

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Ah here's someone being stupid while a bear opens a car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7iViTDLTJc

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Leperflesh posted:

Ah here's someone being stupid while a bear opens a car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7iViTDLTJc

:lmao: that bear doing gymnastics between the 2 cars.

Straight out of a dang cartoon.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Man the economy is just poo poo when even bears have to become Uber drivers.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Silly Burrito posted:

Man the economy is just poo poo when even bears have to become UberUrsa drivers.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bear in a maga hat with sunglasses growling into a camera for 20 minutes.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


make america grizzly again

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

My favorite mischievous bear video:

https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Lol at Shad Khan chilling in his office in sweats with his feet on his desk

edit: Scobee!

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 23:35 on May 12, 2023

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm gonna play a little bit of Streets of Rage 4 and then Dragon Quest 11 and eat some chips and queso but I'm jealous of all of you playing Zelda today.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Freaquency posted:

My favorite mischievous bear video:

https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8

Knew what this would be before I clicked lol

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Leperflesh posted:

Knew what this would be before I clicked lol

No Bear!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

One of the perks of not drinking the last few weeks. Shout outs to the sober crew itt - is I was awake and clear and energetic early this morning so I went to work out at the local gym instead of the one near work like usual. When I get there there's these two zoomers who were in pretty good shape but about 5 ft 5 and pretty small shooting themselves on a tripod flexin' and bein' influencers or whatever in the free weights area. So I said g'day and asked if I wasn't in their shot and stuff where I was doin stuff and was all good.

About five minutes later they both have their shirts off and posing up a storm for their 3 followers on tik toks and this man loving mountain who would have been about 6'5 walks up behind them and puts on a huge loving flex and goes "you'll get there one day boys" and just chuckles to himself as he walks away back to the power rack where he's OHPing more than most people can bench.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Freaquency posted:

My favorite mischievous bear video:

https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8

Oh, my God, that's amazing. I can't stop laughing at that woman's inability to accept that the bear does not comprehend English. "BEAR, PLEASE STOP!" :lol:

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Leperflesh posted:

Knew what this would be before I clicked lol

It’s September. You’re supposed to be asleep!

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Braksgirl posted:

It’s September. You’re supposed to be asleep!

It's not food! It's just plastic! It doesn't even taste good!

:laugh:

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Did your parents not pay their bear tax?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Pops Mgee posted:

Did your parents not pay their bear tax?

I pay the homer tax, let the bears pay the bear tax.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Freaquency posted:

My favorite mischievous bear video:

https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8

Instant karma lol

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