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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chinatown posted:

also nooner not enough hot sauces observed in your fridge please do better thank you@!

You can't see it but got a few

https://humboldthotsauce.com/

tucked away in the corner

Everything they make is really good and they even named one after me but I didn't know that before I bought them last time I was over on the coast

Nooner fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 14, 2023

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
whoa u got your own sauce? dope. will try.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ketchup, honey, hot sauces, Worcestershire, oils and vinegars in the cabinet. Everything else in the fridge.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
if you want to throw up a little read this: kranch

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
kranch goes in the fridge

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Chief McHeath posted:

if you want to throw up a little read this: kranch

"Kick her in the crouch" bubbled up from the SA data storage part of my brain. A musician friend of mine wanted to start a Hole inspired band called "Crunt."

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
kranch goes nowhere there is no place kranch is okay im sorry if this hurts anyone

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

ketchup + ranch was a god tier corn dog sauce back in the day

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Toxic Mental posted:

ketchup + ranch was a god tier corn dog sauce back in the day

SETH????

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It's all about the ceasarracha.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
just enjoying my hidden valley ranch® smoothie as i watch the sun rise

:coffeepal:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
this thread is full of depraved lunatics

ketchup is babies' first sweet and sour sauce and has no place in normal cuisine

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


SniperWoreConverse posted:

this thread is full of depraved lunatics

ketchup is babies' first sweet and sour sauce and has no place in normal cuisine

i didn't know there were condiment snobs

what about brown sauce?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Trash condiments are okay if you are eating trash food. You don't put ketchup or brown sauce on steak, that's for burgers and sausages. Same way you don't spend hours making a demi-glace so you can serve it with potato waffles.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'll put ketchup on my steak if I want and you can eat my rear end op.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Wendigee posted:

I'll put ketchup on my steak if I want and you can eat my rear end op.

There aint a condiment trashy enough for your rear end.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It's covered in my steak shits. Get to eating.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Valko posted:

Trash condiments are okay if you are eating trash food. You don't put ketchup or brown sauce on steak, that's for burgers and sausages. Same way you don't spend hours making a demi-glace so you can serve it with potato waffles.

in this metaphor gbs is the trash food and posts are the trash condiments :twisted:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Charles Bukowski posted:

"Kick her in the crouch" bubbled up from the SA data storage part of my brain. A musician friend of mine wanted to start a Hole inspired band called "Crunt."

We used to call people twunts in high school as a mix of twat and the forbidden word. Doesn’t really roll off the tongue well though.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
even a hot dog is infinitely better with some mustard instead of ketchup :colbert:

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
This is just the Costco thread

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


SniperWoreConverse posted:

even a hot dog is infinitely better with some mustard instead of ketchup :colbert:

Have you tried a hot dog with catsup

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Wendigee posted:

It's covered in my steak shits. Get to eating.

It's a logistical impossibility to get poo poo on your rear end when you take a dump. Unless you use the toilet by shoving your head in it and doing handstand. Which you probably do, because your toilet is never flushed and thats the way you like it. Why GBS full of upside down making GBS threads weirdos.

I'm gonna tie you to a brush shaft and use you as my toilet brush.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

That’s right papi. Use me. Use me for your sexual toilet sickness.

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Valko posted:

It's a logistical impossibility to get poo poo on your rear end when you take a dump. Unless you use the toilet by shoving your head in it and doing handstand. Which you probably do, because your toilet is never flushed and thats the way you like it. Why GBS full of upside down making GBS threads weirdos.

I'm gonna tie you to a brush shaft and use you as my toilet brush.

Tight cheeks much? Narrow canyon much bro?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It'll go down easier if you add some ketchup.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Tight cheeks much? Narrow canyon much bro?

Lol

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

even a hot dog is infinitely better with some mustard instead of ketchup :colbert:

I used to not care much for mustard until I found out it's like zero calories

That's a lot of flavour for no side-effects

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dunking sausages into this stuff.



Or the Costco size Maille.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Valko posted:

It's a logistical impossibility to get poo poo on your rear end when you take a dump. Unless you use the toilet by shoving your head in it and doing handstand. Which you probably do, because your toilet is never flushed and thats the way you like it. Why GBS full of upside down making GBS threads weirdos.

I'm gonna tie you to a brush shaft and use you as my toilet brush.

Why are you such a weird angry dude lol

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Peggy Edson posted:

Why are you such a weird angry dude lol

If people are nice to me I'll be nice to them. If people are being a dick I'll be an angry rear end in a top hat right back. What about that is so hard to understand? Also, he's the one who brought up eating rear end and poo poo, not me.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I wore my purple T-shirt with a rainbow caleidiscop but the fractals are cat heads to the store today... A person at each store commented that they loved it.

Pretty sure they thought I was gay, but lol I don't mind.

It's nice to share that not everyone is insane around here.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That didn't really come out right... "i don't mind" seemed like i thought it was a bad thing... uhh.. I'm just not gay, no hate!

Edit: please don't cancel me for this I was sharing a nice story I'm old

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 18:25 on May 14, 2023

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
sorry. cancel crew have been dispatched to your house already

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I'm sorry, I had already added you to cancel.xlsx. it's easy to add someone but it's hard to take someone off it, I hope you understand

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Shirt is pretty rad though

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
whoopsie slept in until after 11

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Shirt is dope as gently caress the weird part is having to explain that those are indeed cat heads.

With sober people

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
what kind of store were you at

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