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ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!


>:v

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

When that snake wants a drink of water, you give it a drink of water. If it asks for your wallet, you give it that, as well.




I’m guessing the other snake is also highly venomous, but I don’t recognize it off the top of my head. I like videos of scary snakes and humans being good neighbors. Also not-scary snakes. I think snakes are neat

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Is the 2nd one a water moccasin?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Danger noodles do a sippy. :3:

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Snakes are so cute.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


I love how cats have this instinct to try and act nonchalant whenever you catch them loving up :allears:

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

CarForumPoster posted:

Is the 2nd one a water moccasin?

the head looks cobra-ish to me, maybe a black-necked spitting cobra.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindTangibleArthropods-mobile.mp4

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Wait a minute, those aren't arthropods at all! :3

mystes
May 31, 2006

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Wait a minute, those aren't arthropods at all! :3
I clearly see a caterpillow so imo the URL is correct

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
*Hands you a cobra*

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Neon Noodle posted:

*Hands you a cobra*

It's safe to go alone, take this!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

CarForumPoster posted:

Is the 2nd one a water moccasin?

Pretty sure the second is a black mamba. Could be wrong, though.

Edit: think I’m wrong, even though I checked some videos to confirm last night.

Winklebottom posted:

the head looks cobra-ish to me, maybe a black-necked spitting cobra.


I agree. It looks like it has a true cobra head.

Bored has a new favorite as of 20:15 on May 12, 2023

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Bored posted:

Pretty sure the second is a black mamba. Could be wrong, though.

Edit: think I’m wrong, even though I checked some videos to confirm last night.

Googled sources with discussion attempting to identify say various people are claiming it to be a king cobra, black mamba, or others. It appears to be a black necked spitting cobra, as posted above.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Googled sources with discussion attempting to identify say various people are claiming it to be a king cobra, black mamba, or others. It appears to be a black necked spitting cobra, as posted above.

Thank you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io38wnnXinI

Bored has a new favorite as of 21:24 on May 12, 2023

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

saw this while browsing, thought of this thread for soooome reason

https://www.amazon.com/Raccoon-Stuffed-Animals-Plushies-Girlfriend/dp/B0BNCYFMDJ/

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I'm Girls Boys Girlfriend.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Here’s a video about the hangover bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2QhrTK_vWk
“She is grandma bear.”

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004

CarForumPoster posted:

Is the 2nd one a water moccasin?

I think that the second one is an indigo snake. Which is not a venomous snake, but is still an insanely intense snake.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Bored posted:

Here’s a video about the hangover bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2QhrTK_vWk
“She is grandma bear.”

I am not crying

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/M1dXTzu.mp4

mystes
May 31, 2006

Elias_Maluco posted:

I am not crying
I am crying and I feel bad for laughing at her :(

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Elias_Maluco posted:

I am not crying

Don’t cry. She’s living her best grandma bear life. Instead of waking up, being all,”What the gently caress happened last night?” She’s all,” Hey! You kids get off my lawn! No you can’t have your frisbee back. It’s mine now!”

I don’t think she knows that people on the Internet, all over the world, saw that video and empathized with her body language enough to misinterpret it and laugh because lots of people have been hung over. I bet the sanctuary has gotten donations because of the meme though.

Okay, I got a little teary, too. But not because everybody thought she looked like she felt like crap after waking up.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1657695247877681152

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

Aspirational. God I love seals, what a precious creature

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you are committed you can do that with your face at the beach too.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




OwlFancier posted:

If you are committed you can do that with your face at the beach too.

New influencer exfoliation routine.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/VGr11zf.mp4

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

Facebook Aunt posted:

New influencer exfoliation routine.

Replace all influencers with seals imo

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/d3sNkFR.mp4

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Is that the Bodega cat for OmegaMart?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/v5YWlnH.mp4
Optional unmute

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Jamiroqat

Cat Ass Trophy
Jul 24, 2007
I can do twice the work in half the time

He took the bait. Now you better hand over $5 (worth of salmon) or that cat will curse him out like the drunk MJ impersonator that inhabits every major city.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/Hu5PZuf.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Looks like it is patiently concerned, like the expression a psychologist wears when you are talking about something upsetting.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0EnzQDp.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/OVpLPRh.mp4

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

gently caress that dog.

This is why cats rule.

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