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Just a Moron posted:Had a chance to ride in a friend's Tesla. Those door handles are so godamned stupid. You either have to use 2 hands or cock your wrist at a weird angle to simultaneously depress one end with your thumb and grab the other end with your fingers. I rode in one once and the interior plastic felt like plastic takeout containers, thin and flimsy
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May 15, 2023 15:46
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Considering they’ve design the ability for a passenger to leave a burning car around the concept of doing an escape room I would never actually get into a Tesla 
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May 15, 2023 15:48
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Slotducks posted:wait til you read about how backseat passengers have to get out if the car loses power it's easy to escape a burning vehicle once your body becomes ash and gasses
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May 15, 2023 15:51
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Slotducks posted:wait til you read about how backseat passengers have to get out if the car loses power Oh don't worry, I'm well aware
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May 15, 2023 15:53
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Slotducks posted:wait til you read about how backseat passengers have to get out if the car loses power you just conveniently pass through the pearly gates
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May 15, 2023 15:55
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spacemang_spliff posted:you just conveniently pass through the pearly gates one weird trick St. Peter hates!
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May 15, 2023 15:57
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ohrwurm posted:I rode in one once and the interior plastic felt like plastic takeout containers, thin and flimsy I think I have bad taste in car interiors because most of the time when someone describes something in them as cheap or tacky I think it's fine, but my god, whatever felt-like material that they use on the doors is terrible.
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May 15, 2023 16:04
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On two separate occasions I've been riding my motorcycle and have had a Tesla driver try and crush me because they felt the need to enforce the law. The first time I was lane filtering (not splitting) and a white Tesla pulled hard right as I was coming up on it and pushed me into a Jersey barrier. He rolled down the window and started yelling at me that it's not legal even though it is in my area. Another time I made a right turn across a bus lane and a Tesla sped up, cut in front of me and blocked me so he could tell me it's against the law to drive in the bus lane. I had to ride up on the sidewalk because he wouldn't let me past. What's I'm saying is, Tesla drivers think they're cops. Just a Moron posted:Miatas are fun, stop being weirdos So much fun. The only car I've ever got onto 2 wheels (not intentional)
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May 15, 2023 16:06
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ohrwurm posted:I rode in one once and the interior plastic felt like plastic takeout containers, thin and flimsy i’ve taken a few uber rides in models 3s. the part of the screen that shows object detection is always a fun watch. that thing loving sucks at detecting cars, obstacles, signs, lights, or lines on the road. it’s a cool game to try to make sense of what it manages to detect and what it misses (a LOT)
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May 15, 2023 16:09
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Rudeboy Detective posted:technically it's 100% okay to park your lifted diesel ram superduty at a supercharger (or several at once!) because it has a battery Technically it's legal to park any vehicle at a Supercharger because Tesla isn't law enforcement (yet) and Elon can't stop you, and Tesla doesn't own any of the land that their superchargers are on so you aren't trespassing against them either
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May 15, 2023 16:22
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i cant really tell cars apart. big car, round car, blue car, thats about as far as i get. just never took the time. i have a green square car
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May 15, 2023 16:26
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elon musk has died
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May 15, 2023 17:14
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Mr. Pizza posted:elon musk has died RIP Elon Musk.
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May 15, 2023 17:19
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Mr. Pizza posted:elon musk has died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Azfy3qxSis
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May 15, 2023 17:20
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Only time I rode in a Tesla was for an uber and I was carsick the whole time for some reason. Also the radar shut was mistaking people on the road as traffic cones
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May 15, 2023 17:20
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Mr. Pizza posted:elon musk has died interesting looking into this
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May 15, 2023 17:23
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We've had lots of LOLs, but with the death of Elon Musk, it appears that the time has come to gas this thread.
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May 15, 2023 17:25
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lets post our favorite elon musk memories before we say goodbye forever. I'll start remember when he died?
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May 15, 2023 17:25
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Mr. Pizza posted:elon musk has died 
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May 15, 2023 17:26
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meet you on the starship to heaven, captain 
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May 15, 2023 17:30
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Mr. Pizza posted:elon musk has died inshallah
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May 15, 2023 17:30
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https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1658109414690246660?t=ro1LdlXRcZ7X4qlBj-hmbw&s=19
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May 15, 2023 17:31
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That DICK! posted:i cant really tell cars apart. big car, round car, blue car, thats about as far as i get. just never took the time. i have a green square car Honda Element.
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May 15, 2023 17:40
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elon musk fta (for the afterlife)
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May 15, 2023 17:40
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Goldmine
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May 15, 2023 17:43
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Goldmine It's actually a gold-rock formation protruding from the ground in the middle of nowhere
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May 15, 2023 18:03
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spacemang_spliff posted:you just conveniently pass through the pearly gates tesla autopilot can't see white so i think it's more so smash into rather than pass through
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May 15, 2023 18:10
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May 15, 2023 18:12
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That DICK! posted:i cant really tell cars apart. big car, round car, blue car, thats about as far as i get. just never took the time. i have a green square car That's a garbage dumpster
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May 15, 2023 18:13
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apatheticman posted:That's a garbage dumpster yeah, car
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May 15, 2023 18:13
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he's doing the trump pose, his transformation is almost complete
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May 15, 2023 18:26
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Goldmine It was an emerald mine.
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May 15, 2023 18:32
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impeccable rhythm sir https://twitter.com/JLMNoticias/status/1658106797922611202
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May 15, 2023 18:40
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"if I put my hands on my head, i won't have to think about what to do with my arms!"
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May 15, 2023 18:43
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Maybe goons shouldn't throw stones over bad dancing
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May 15, 2023 18:47
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contrary to popular belief, all somethingawful posters are really good at dancing
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May 15, 2023 18:48
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Just a Moron posted:Maybe goons shouldn't throw stones over bad dancing hey when i am worth several billion dollars and spend all day making GBS threads on marginalized communities - feel free to critique video of me dancing like a 90s black comedian's mocking impression of a white guy dancing
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May 15, 2023 18:50
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I will with gusto
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May 15, 2023 18:52
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All the tesla robots moving super hosed up because they were trained on Elon
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May 15, 2023 18:54
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anyone who has kids should immediately recognize that what he's doing here is the diaper dance
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May 15, 2023 19:03
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