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Here is cruft's technique for h4x0ring massive amounts of peanut butter:
Using this technique you can h4x0r mad peanut butter that tastes awesome and doesn't have any sugar or emulsifiers, and also doesn't need to be stirred. You can store it outside the fridge for a month, but any longer and you're getting into rancid moldy country. So if you've h4x0red moby jars of peanut butter and then your fridge breaks, guess what you're having for breakfast? |
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cruft posted:Here is cruft's technique for h4x0ring massive amounts of peanut butter: if I ever saw a peanut butter machine anywhere, I would OD on peanut butter |
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May 15, 2023 21:45
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There's a store up here in Canada called Bulk Barn which is an amazing bulk food store, and they have peanut and almond and sometimes even cashew or peanut+almond grinders. Unfortunately they are pretty rare out here on the west coast and require driving to. |
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May 15, 2023 22:14
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hark posted:if I ever saw a peanut butter machine anywhere, I would OD on peanut butter This orb gets it. |
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May 15, 2023 22:29
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I think we have one here. Unfortunately bulk food is at high risk for cross contamination.
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May 15, 2023 23:33
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B33rChiller posted:I think we have one here. Unfortunately bulk food is at high risk for cross contamination. I'm willing to risk it all for a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter |
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May 16, 2023 00:02
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Good evening byob 
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May 16, 2023 01:09
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Viginti Septem posted:Good evening byob This should be the next album cover for The Midnight. |
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May 16, 2023 01:57
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cruft posted:This should be the next album cover for The Midnight. lol someone just said the same, but for Kavinsky 
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May 16, 2023 02:08
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Quadramind posted:Ah, they're so good. I haven't laughed and smiled this much before breakfast in months. rear end-penny posted:Hannah Gadsby is just that good Viginti Septem posted:Thank you, orb. Spent the morning listening to Hannah Gadsby. Finger Prince posted:I'm glad y'all enjoyed Hannah, and I'm very happy that byob is the kind of place that I can make that recommendation and feel pretty confident that you would. I saw it too and it's good.
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May 16, 2023 02:32
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A customer just came in wearing a Blake's Lottaburger hat. I told him it's a thing only in my home state.
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Escape From Noise posted:A customer just came in wearing a Blake's Lottaburger hat. I told him it's a thing only in my home state. Do you have a go-to order there? Do they have a killer shake?
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May 16, 2023 08:00
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sb hermit posted:Do you have a go-to order there? Do they have a killer shake? Probably just the green chile cheeseburger. It's just one of those regional burger chains that's totally fine but everyone from the state it's in acts like it's something crazy. Like In and Out or Dick's.
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May 16, 2023 08:26
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Their radio ads are etched in my brain though.
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Escape From Noise posted:Probably just the green chile cheeseburger. It's just one of those regional burger chains that's totally fine but everyone from the state it's in acts like it's something crazy. Like In and Out or Dick's. That sounds real good. I don't know why people don't put more green chile or peppers on burgers. Such an under-rated topping. If you're ever in Los Angeles, consider trying out a local widespread franchise called Tommy's. They have a chiliburger that is incredible and they're common enough that you should be able to find one. An alternative is another chain called The Hat. They also have good chili burgers but they also have a hot pastrami sandwich that is "piled high".
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May 16, 2023 08:44
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Brew day is done and I'm too dead to cook so Indian curry with pakora and samosa it is!
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May 16, 2023 12:18
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My gifts from my friend's wedding came today. Knife to meat you!
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May 16, 2023 13:10
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Hello good for you, I hope you're mango is going to be as tasty as mine, today is off to a much better day than yesterday!!I even have peanuts and something called Dal Tadka, so you know this is gonna be serious
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May 16, 2023 13:34
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I don't know what I did but daaaaang my back is upset this morning lol |
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May 16, 2023 13:49
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My knee is hosed. Of course it's because I'm too fat. Standing on concrete and steel all day, walking up and down stairs constantly, and carrying heavy poo poo on these surfaces is pretty unrelated you see...
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Goatse and Gallant posted:Hello good Tadka/tarka dal is good but I'm more partial to dal makhani. I think it's funny how tadka is anglicized in two spellings, depending on how it most sounded to the locals. Britain uses tarka, because they don't know how to roll their Rs, so they hear a south Asian person saying the word and go "yeah that's one of those foreign r sounds". But then the other English speaking places don't know how to roll their Rs either, and hear the same word spoken and go "they're clearly making a D sound". Of course it's not an R or a D, and probably has regional pronunciations that influence how it sounds anyway. |
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Good morning, yobbers Have plant 
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I pinched a nerve in my back. I have a L5 issue that flares up occasionally. I guess I have been going too hard at the flower photography lately and I threw my back out. Laying in bed right now after screaming trying to walk across the room lol. Just ordered some naproxen from Walgreens, about to go pick it up. 🤕 Edit: just tried getting out of bed, thought I was going to pass out. Like giving birth breathing and screaming 😱, fell onto the bed because I couldn't stand up straight. Fuuuck this Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 17:19 on May 16, 2023 https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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May 16, 2023 17:03
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Paramedics just left the house. Couldn't make it to the car, fell in the driveway and couldn't get up. Had them take me back to the house to rest. Called Walgreens, they can't change a pick up order to a delivery, lame! Must. Make. It. To. Walgreens.
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May 16, 2023 18:11
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woah jesus, stay safe dude 
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May 16, 2023 19:35
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Gentle hug through the tubes, pal.
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May 16, 2023 19:38
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Stay safe, spiney orb. |
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May 16, 2023 19:45
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Spine update. Rested a bit and was able to walk to the car. Back decided to cooperate fairly well so I could drive right up the street to Walgreens. Got the meds, back in bed. Gonna rest. Back to your regularly scheduled program. 
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May 16, 2023 19:51
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They should deliver those meds to you. I'd be a meds courier for a pharmacy for minimum wage, it sounds important.
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I called the store and they said they can't switch online orders from pickup to delivery. Told me to call the 800 number. Called the 800 number, they said they can't switch orders from pickup to delivery, but that I could cancel it and resubmit. At that point I didn't want to wait any longer. Drove to the store, walked in. They said I could have stayed in the car and had them walk it out or just use the pharmacy's drive thru, at least. So good to know in the future. It was a normal store order, not pharmacy, so I didn't even consider that. Naproxen has kicked in now, so feeling much better. Usually 2-3 days of rest for this. https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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May 16, 2023 20:06
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Stupid, cantankerous lumbar. I can sympathize, having dealt with sciatica for a number of years. If and when you feel up to it, here's some tunes for disco yoga, what for to help with stretching and flexibility. https://youtu.be/BN8M2irJVJA
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May 16, 2023 20:17
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good luck with your back VS, thank you for putting my shoulder pinching pains in perspective
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I have a date on Saturday, so I'm worried one of my vital organs is going to choose Thursday or Friday to finally fail on me lol |
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B33rChiller posted:Stupid, cantankerous lumbar. Awesome 👍 I need to be more active, this is usually my wake up call for that, when I get heavy enough for the back to punch out. rear end-penny posted:good luck with your back VS, thank you for putting my shoulder pinching pains in perspective Pain is relative. There's a pinch I get under my shoulder blade that isn't anywhere near as painful as my lower back, but when it aches it's the only thing I can think about. And there's people with worse pain then back pain. But for a moment in my day it was the worst thing ever lol https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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rear end-penny posted:I have a date on Saturday, so I'm worried one of my vital organs is going to choose Thursday or Friday to finally fail on me lol It's usually the brain, in my experience with dating https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Viginti Septem posted:
To the point of just ongoing, and it being in the background, and having a six pack just through having abs clenched constantly. I didn't even know how bad the pains were until I got diagnosed with celiac and cut out gluten. Once the pain left, I totally felt the absence. Thinking back to all the times I was told "shut up, you won't starve." Actually, in retrospect, that was demonstrably false. In fact I might still have records of me being malnourished.
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Good luck with the date! I filled out my donor card so if one of yours goes out I got your back ( and liver and kidneys and heart, brains a bit used up tho) What ho yobs, I have successfully found a thing and retrieved it using a thing called torrent I feel like an early 00s pirate yarr 🦜
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Viginti Septem posted:It's usually the brain, in my experience with dating lol they are very aware that my brain is broken. for some reason this hasn't caused a rift yet 
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Just be honest and be you. Good people are more comfortable knowing that others are broken just like they are. If they aren't comfortable with that, they aren't good people, or faking, because we're all broken in some ways. And no sense wasting energy wearing a mask acting like something you aren't. In my experience, at least.
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I usually tell people I'm fine, no problems, but that I am sympathetic to the human condition and the myriad issues that come with just being alive. But in reality I have a laundry list of health issues, when I stop and think about them. It's just that I'm inclined not to dwell on them, because none of them are serious. Probably the worst is the depression, which I seem to have figured out how to work around by striving to maintain a sunny outlook. This would be the same thing that keeps me from thinking too hard about all the other problems. LOL. |
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