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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


get the drivers on jet skis

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marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Swamp boats.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


As long as we don't have a one lap safety car procession where Red Bull get all the points

xK1
Dec 1, 2003


marshalljim posted:

Swamp boats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouDinCRMQ_g

Yuki's getting a podium this weekend

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


remember Spa that one time where it rained and they gave half points for doing laps behind a safety car

About as exciting as an actual race tbh

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

That chart visually implies heat to me. But the actual hazard is rain?

That's a hydro alert ranking map, ranging from green to yellow to red. Red means prepare for evacuation due to rain or flooding.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SlowBloke posted:

That's a hydro alert ranking map, ranging from green to yellow to red. Red means prepare for evacuation due to rain or flooding.

Mamma mia the levee she's a gonna break

BRAKE? TIFOSI DONT BRAKE, WE HOLD BACK THE TIDE WITH PASSIONE

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

SocksAndSandals posted:

remember Spa that one time where it rained and they gave half points for doing laps behind a safety car

About as exciting as an actual race tbh

lmao at DTS's effort to make that seem interesting

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Bernie finally got his sprinklers then

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

let's see newey's bullshit work under water

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



if you think Monaco is a boring race it is loving boring to drive as well. I have spent hours trying to learn that track in F1 22 and it is absolute bullshit.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


FAUXTON posted:

let's see newey's bullshit work under water

I bet their floor has a keel

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Thanks Ants posted:

I bet their floor has a keel

no that's the kill switch, Marko just sounds funny

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Hey why is it only on one of them

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Thanks Ants posted:

Hey why is it only on one of them

catering only had one

Harry Lime
Feb 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1658473427249008642?s=20

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
Wrap it up b

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
maybe they could just dig a channel so the water drains to the sea and we can watch racing


use some of that top notch italian engineering

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



romans were experts at moving water unfortunately present day ferrari is afraid of a drizzle getting on their suede moped seats

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

maybe they could just dig a channel so the water drains to the sea and we can watch racing


use some of that top notch italian engineering

The Santerno river runs right next to the track.

https://twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1658475856854134787

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




dump pasta in up stream and block flow

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



do the levee trick

https://twitter.com/agleader/status/1635690151304388608?s=20

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

to quote an AI thread title

quote:

Plugged the levee with my Chevy cus the levee weren't dry

Knight2m
Jul 26, 2002

Touchdown Steelers



Budget this under "catering."

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




I heard the Dutch are good at this kind of stuff so max should drive straight in I agree

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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Skarsnik posted:

I heard the Dutch are good at this kind of stuff so max should drive straight in I agree

Toss DeVries in as well just to be safe.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

:yeshaha:

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

I told those pasta eaters that olive oil isn't an acceptable substitute for synthetic motor oil, even if it is cold pressed extra-extra virgin.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




It sounds like Imola is gonna be a shitshow this year and I am here for it.

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i finished the newey book and am now preparing to transmit my resume (i think Europeans call it a “cv”) to scuderia ferrari

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



lol McLaren :negative:

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


sounds like some people in teams consider cancellation a possibility

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

sounds like some people in teams consider cancellation a possibility

ohh no, they definitely should run some embarrassing boring farce like the rain "race" at spa that makes me feel like I'm wasting my time watching this poo poo so the new fans from the Netflix series can jerk themselves off to completion over the "drama" again

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

the milk machine posted:

i finished the newey book and am now preparing to transmit my resume (i think Europeans call it a “cv”) to scuderia ferrari

i was thinking about reading that on an upcoming plane ride, would u recommend it?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Sunk Dunk posted:

i was thinking about reading that on an upcoming plane ride, would u recommend it?

it’s pretty good, a lot of technical discussion but I don’t think you need to be an engineer to get it. mostly pretty straightforward discussion of how they developed certain features over time and how they solved problems designing a car every year

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

sounds like some people in teams consider cancellation a possibility

Most likely would be because emergency personnel aren’t available due to the natural disaster happening. Don’t have a medical helicopter on standby, can’t run a session.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


the milk machine posted:

it’s pretty good, a lot of technical discussion but I don’t think you need to be an engineer to get it. mostly pretty straightforward discussion of how they developed certain features over time and how they solved problems designing a car every year

I have Newey's book and "Life In The Fast Lane" on the list of F1 books to read at some point.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Weirdly enough the spa farce was actually compelling because of this thread and the fact we shitposted for like 4 hours through it

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SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


McLolren

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