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MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
Welcome to the 2023 FIA Formula One World Championship!



:siren: FULL RACE CALENDAR HERE :siren:


How do I watch?
Depends on where you live and what you want to pay. Use a search engine, I promise it's not hard. F1TV is also a thing.

What's new for 2023?
Red Bull are better and Ferrari are worse. Aston Martin are arguably the 3rd best team. Nico Hulkenberg is back working full time in F1.

TLDR: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Formula_One_World_Championship



Teams & Drivers

Red Bull -- Oracle Red Bull Racing

Drivers: Max Verstappen & Sergio Perez
Team Principal: Christian Horner
No one knows just how good the Red Bull is because it’s good enough to get easy wins without pushing too hard. Christian Horner is of course being a huge prick about it.


Mercedes -- Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One Team

Drivers: Lewis Hamilton & George Russell
Team Principal: Toto Wolff
Mercedes had a bad car last year and despite dubious technical decisions in their favor from the FIA they remained bad. They are fighting to get on the podium this year. (Disclaimer: George Russell loving sucks, both as a human and a driver.)


Ferrari -- Scuderia Ferrari

Drivers: Charles Leclerc & Carlos Sainz
Team Principal: Frederic Vasseur
Ferrari fired their team principal and poached another. This has led to no changes in Ferrari’s fortunes, and they continue to make terrible decisions that limit the results they can achieve in their shitbox car.


Aston Martin-Mercedes -- Aston Martin Aramco Cognizant Formula One Team

Drivers: Fernando Alonso & Lance Stroll
Team Principal: Mike Krack
Aston decided to copy the Red Bull this year, and they have a very fast car. They also have the best driver on the grid now with Fernando Alonso.


McLaren F1 Team -- McLaren-Mercedes

Drivers: Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri
Team Principal: Andrea Stella (lol... pictured is Zak Brown because oops!)
McLaren continue to spiral down the order, even though the incredible rise of McLaren has been massively understated. Their rookie driver Oscar Piastri looks quick, but the car doesn’t.


Alpine-Renault -- BWT Alpine F1 Team

Drivers: Pierre Gasly & Esteban Ocon
Team Principal: Otmar Szafnauer
The team is more French this year with two French drivers, but the car is an embarrassment. Drama between the drivers or crashes are the only way they’ll get coverage this year.


Haas-Ferrari -- Uralkali Haas F1 Team

Drivers: Kevin Magnussen & Nico Hulkenberg
Team Principal: Guenther Steiner
Haas had a good car last year and have managed to keep some of that edge this year. Their veteran drivers mean they are cruising for all the easy points they can get, and they may manage to get some this year.


AlphaTauri-Red Bull -- Scuderia AlphaTauri

Drivers: Nyck De Vries & Yuki Tsunoda
Team Principal: Franz Tost
Inconsistent so far, and with a rookie driver Nyck DeVries, it’s unclear how fast the Alpha is.


Williams-Mercedes -- Williams Racing

Drivers: Alex Albon & Logan Sargeant
Team Principal: James Vowles
Williams are technically better than last year, but that’s a very low bar. They have a US driver now so they get lots of coverage and Florida man jokes.


Alfa Romeo-Ferrari -- Alfa Romeo F1 Team ORLEN (powered by Sauber)

Drivers: Zhou Guanyu & Valtteri Bottas
Team Principal: Alessandro Alunni Bravi (team representative???)
Forgettable both because of their midfield position and because they are yet another livery that appears almost black on camera.

A special note about Valtteri… since leaving Mercedes, he has become a likable, interesting character as illustrated by these amazing photographs:



F1 Thread Fantasy Link: https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C2LPQXCFV02
Netflix F1 Drive to Survive: https://www.netflix.com/title/80204890


OP REWRITTEN BY: Pragmatica on 28APR2023

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


:lando:

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



:foksmash:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

:ferrari:

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Lord let Williams not be dogshit again

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Diet Crack posted:

Lord let Williams not be dogshit again

Latifi's gone so that's an automatic improvement over last year(?)

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Pooderia Ferrari

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Ferrari needs to win not because I like them or because I want them to win, but because I put them on my fantasy team and therefore they must succeed.

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Checo 2023 WDC.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Shitclaren

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

:lewis:
:lewis:
:lewis:
:lewis:
:lewis:
:lewis:
:lewis:
:lewis:

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
The Venn diagram of people who think Perez or Alonso have any shot at the WDC this year is a perfectly smooth brain

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'm here for the thrills.

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

ngl my favourite part of this thread is all the avatars and flairs

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

tifosi lets goooooooooo

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Lol anybody remember this time last year where that marshall posted on social media hoping Lewis Hamilton had a fatal crash?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Windmill Hut posted:

ngl my favourite part of this thread is all the avatars and flairs

i dunno who it was but honestly whoever pastafied my lando av because ferrari suck played an absolute blinder, so i just kept it.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
let's loving go Scuderia, find new ways to kill me

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Really looking forward to the sportswashed leg of this season.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i dunno who it was but honestly whoever pastafied my lando av because ferrari suck played an absolute blinder, so i just kept it.

Hundo bucks it was Quid

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

italian quid posted:

The Venn diagram of people who think Perez or Alonso have any shot at the WDC this year is a perfectly smooth brain

Same with Ferrari tbh.

FakeBlood
Oct 23, 2008

Alive and kicking.
Its Rawe Ceek time boys let's put our sleep masks on

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011






welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Charles Leclerc posted:

Really looking forward to the sportswashed leg of this season.

I also look forward to the entire season

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Charles Leclerc posted:

Lol anybody remember this time last year where that marshall posted on social media hoping Lewis Hamilton had a fatal crash?

That was actually me posting in this thread when Mick hit that wall

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

italian quid posted:

The Venn diagram of people who think Perez or Alonso have any shot at the WDC this year is a perfectly smooth brain

More just hoping that Alonso gets the "first win after hitting 300 races" record before Hamilton, although the chances of either this season are slim.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Here's a fun little motivational F1 picture to kick off the new season

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4GX_d8Qj4&t=48s

remember to have this music playing at all times while reading this thread.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiBkydMW8k

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Windmill Hut posted:

ngl my favourite part of this thread is all the avatars and flairs

I still don't know when and why I got this flair but it's okay because Stroll owns, he's a supreme binman that is fast like 2x a year.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Why do I pay to watch this dogshit "sport."

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Residency Evil posted:

Why do I pay to watch this dogshit "sport."

the cars go neoooowwwwm

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4GX_d8Qj4&t=48s

remember to have this music playing at all times while reading this thread.

Dammit I was just about to post this. Well with the actual intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoOtNDKy5EU

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
:lando:

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


Looking forward to lots of this!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Red Warrior posted:

Dammit I was just about to post this. Well with the actual intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoOtNDKy5EU

god i miss my amiga.

gonna have to go emulte some microprose GP and lotus turbo challenge 2 soon

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Checo 2023 wdc

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

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