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bossy lady posted:Next to each toilet is a traditional german "Scheissemikroskop" for further analysis. Do they have a copy of the Bristol Stool scale too? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
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Just embrace Neptune's kiss.
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# ? May 14, 2023 13:27 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:That’s quite a concept. Copromancy is surely a thing id bet
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How do the Germans deal with the rampant gangs of turd burglars that are terrorizing the western world as of late?
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# ? May 14, 2023 15:08 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Copromancy is surely a thing id bet Ugh. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatomancy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uraG-z0grkc
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# ? May 14, 2023 15:26 |
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Inceltown posted:My turds are smaller than that but come out of my butt with such force that it's like a machine gun. Is it safe for me to poop there? Gives new meaning to the “anal rail gun” as described in that buttplug MRI tweet a few pages ago
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# ? May 14, 2023 15:53 |
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steinrokkan posted:I read it as Scheissehoroskop, and it made a horrifying amount of sense No joke, I remember reading somewhere that medieval German astrology gave a lot of attention to predicting your bowel movements.
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# ? May 14, 2023 18:41 |
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I'm the Scatomancer! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
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bossy lady posted:Next to each toilet is a traditional german "Scheissemikroskop" for further analysis. Hey! Hey... You got turd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXj_vCe8b0 e: Jack-Off Lantern posted:Just embrace Neptune's kiss. My new favorite euphemism for splashback Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 21:08 on May 14, 2023 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Do they have a copy of the Bristol Stool scale too? Much like the Enhanced Fufita Scale for tornados, I'm expecting modern diets to force us onto the EBS scale at some point.
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# ? May 15, 2023 17:46 |
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"Well, you gonna lend a hand or what?"
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# ? May 15, 2023 17:47 |
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Available from your local book store's early readers section
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# ? May 15, 2023 18:49 |
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<record scratch> "Yup. That's me. But let's start at the beginning..."
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Worst man nips ever.
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# ? May 15, 2023 21:58 |
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By popular demand posted:Worst man nips ever. turn off my onlyfans
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# ? May 15, 2023 23:26 |
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# ? May 16, 2023 02:32 |
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Don't be mean to my powerful friend
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# ? May 16, 2023 02:35 |
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You know you're doing it wrong when even a demon's like yo, that poo poo's too gross even for me
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# ? May 16, 2023 02:40 |
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That "Demon" was the Looney Toons style *gulp* throat lump he had moments before being absolutely drenched in piss
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# ? May 16, 2023 02:47 |
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Konar posted:That "Demon" was the Looney Toons style *gulp* throat lump he had moments before being absolutely drenched in piss Holding up a little tiny umbrella in one hand and a sign that reads “help!” in the other
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# ? May 16, 2023 02:50 |
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Might have been the Wanky poo poo Demon? Then again, they're pretty specifically not about piss.
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# ? May 16, 2023 04:16 |
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If it's OK for dogs to eat turds, it's OK for that guy (but no-one else) to drink wee.
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# ? May 16, 2023 07:18 |
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This isn't but it's also not safe for work. You don't want to be explaining this to anyone. It's also got sound if that is your thing. https://i.imgur.com/PfogPN3.mp4
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# ? May 16, 2023 08:36 |
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Inceltown posted:This isn't but it's also not safe for work. You don't want to be explaining this to anyone. It's also got sound if that is your thing. moderator, probe thyself
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Inceltown posted:This isn't but it's also not safe for work. You don't want to be explaining this to anyone. It's also got sound if that is your thing. I was going to post something and thought up the term "helicoptering the worm" and now that's all I can think of. Helicoptering the worm.
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Inceltown posted:This isn't but it's also not safe for work. You don't want to be explaining this to anyone. It's also got sound if that is your thing. never thought I would see botfly extraction in a mobile game
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It’s probably a fake ad.
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# ? May 16, 2023 12:33 |
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Invalid Validation posted:It’s probably a fake ad. Maybe, but this one is real. https://www.lilgames.com/games/action/clicker/acne-zit-popping-game/?fbclid=IwAR0tOuyF6kjhMd5RD1bemp110LVW2jn7pNuCrZEV2WdxkuYUwkhimp-Wiqo Pop dem zits!
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# ? May 16, 2023 12:37 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:moderator, probe thyself
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# ? May 16, 2023 22:12 |
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reporting a hard "nope" irt turning the sound on for that .mp4
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# ? May 16, 2023 23:12 |
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https://i.imgur.com/TG5dmSC.mp4
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The forbidden blunt.
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Oh Twitch....
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# ? May 17, 2023 16:04 |
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These videos always cause me to physically shudder.
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Haha, how old timey! Now we can just pour it directly into the storm drain
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lobsterminator posted:These videos always cause me to physically shudder. why? Nature is awesome, and they were just chilling out in there.
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