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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

big scary monsters posted:

They always want people to love the country but they never seem interested in making the country more lovable.

Probably an extension of the viewpoint of certain parents that seem to feel that they *own* their children and are entitled to their love, no matter how horribly they treat them.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Of course The Guardian refuses to call them NatCs. Cowards

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

forkboy84 posted:

Of course The Guardian refuses to call them NatCs. Cowards

:hmmyes:

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

Of course The Guardian refuses to call them NatCs. Cowards

did NatC that one coming

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

NatC's and NonC's sitting in a tree...

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

fuctifino posted:

Just remember that these would not have existed were it not for your inspired words :nms: :nws: https://imgur.com/a/dol3xlO :nms: :nws:
oh cool, man made horrors beyond my comprehension, right on cue

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I just met up with an old mate for a drink and two pints is £9 what the gently caress is wrong with this country

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
2025 election: "Do you want more of the same old failed solutions under Keir Starmer's Labour, or will you vote for real change and the National Conservatives!"

I can see them pulling it off, honestly.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

History Comes Inside! posted:

I just met up with an old mate for a drink and two pints is £9 what the gently caress is wrong with this country

What isn't OP

e: \/\/\/\/ - Truth - it's probably closer to £14-16 in London for two pints at the moment.

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 20:30 on May 16, 2023

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

History Comes Inside! posted:

I just met up with an old mate for a drink and two pints is £9 what the gently caress is wrong with this country

what a bargain actually

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
anyone know if johnson has abandoned carrie and their kids. can't find any news about it so i'm assuming yes

TRIXNET
Jun 6, 2004

META AS FUCK.

History Comes Inside! posted:

I just met up with an old mate for a drink and two pints is £9 what the gently caress is wrong with this country

*London has entered the chat*

Yeah that's not actually too bad...I think I can fairly easily find one pint for that price although TBF of nothing at all that would probably be a double IPA.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
Two pints for £9 anywhere in the south east is Wetherspoons prices.

Is there something you would like to tell us, comrade?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I’m in the south west and absolutely not at a spoons because gently caress that so I feel safe, but still absolutely rinsed

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


someone edit the bottom right to be baddiel in blackface

TRIXNET
Jun 6, 2004

META AS FUCK.
The big ASDA near me sells a 'fresh & juicy' Rose bottle of wine for £3.39 and the car park is massive.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

SpicePro posted:

The big ASDA near me sells a 'fresh & juicy' Rose bottle of wine for £3.39 and the car park is massive.

You're a Lord Adonis re-reg, I'm not falling for that, my dentist says not to get my teeth smashed in again

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

History Comes Inside! posted:

I just met up with an old mate for a drink and two pints is £9 what the gently caress is wrong with this country

the last pint I drank was at the Hilton near the NEC and it was £7

for Beck's

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
i can get a pint of asahi for 5.50 in streatham

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Julio Cruz posted:

for Beck's

Christ, that took an ugly turn...


Remember when Beck's had that orange-flavoured beer for a minute? Absolute pish, tasted like Miftan's nightmares

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Failed Imagineer posted:

Christ, that took an ugly turn...


Remember when Beck's had that orange-flavoured beer for a minute? Absolute pish, tasted like Miftan's nightmares

fuctifino posted:

Just remember that these would not have existed were it not for your inspired words :nms: :nws: https://imgur.com/a/dol3xlO :nms: :nws:

you don't even want to know how the chocolate oranges fit into it.. badly, you have to melt them a bit first

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Nuclear Spoon posted:

anyone know if johnson has abandoned carrie and their kids. can't find any news about it so i'm assuming yes

Is it rumours on Twitter? I mean, I assume he will at some point, haven't heard anything specific tho.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah I can't imagine johnson is likely to change the habit of a lifetime any time soon.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

SpicePro posted:

The big ASDA near me sells a 'fresh & juicy' Rose bottle of wine for £3.39 and the car park is massive.

Culpitt dipping solution is only £6 for 280ml of ~96% food grade ethanol, and benches can be found anywhere

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

fuctifino posted:

Culpitt dipping solution is only £6 for 280ml of ~96% food grade ethanol, and benches can be found anywhere



don’t they put poison in those things

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Super Famicon Fighting Baseball but it's set in Puritan England.
https://twitter.com/IsabellaRosner/status/1658554043927601152

I'm Liz Truss' arch nemesis, Returne Towle

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Jel Shaker posted:

don’t they put poison in those things

Not in stuff that's specifically food grade, no. I make weed tinctures as well as reclaiming the cannabinoids from my bong glassware with this stuff. It's not denatured.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Rich Whale was ahead of his time.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Guavanaut posted:

Super Famicon Fighting Baseball but it's set in Puritan England.
https://twitter.com/IsabellaRosner/status/1658554043927601152

Job Bland is definitely applicable to modern life

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Guavanaut posted:

Super Famicon Fighting Baseball but it's set in Puritan England.
https://twitter.com/IsabellaRosner/status/1658554043927601152

I'm Liz Truss' arch nemesis, Returne Towle

That got a good laugh out of me.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

EXPERIENCE CUPPAGE

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




lol gey poope

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
Sentence Grimes? hasn't she suffered enough

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's glinner's alter ego when he claims he can tell secret genders by listening to the noises they make in public bathrooms, like a very normal person.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I got Wilde Wilde

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Nuclear Spoon posted:

anyone know if johnson has abandoned carrie and their kids. can't find any news about it so i'm assuming yes

There was a photo of him & her at Charlie boy's big hat ceremony. He looked like Oswald Cobblepot & she looked pregnant.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Discipline Matthews :grin:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

EXPERIENCE CUPPAGE



Lol

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Reuben Rawbone is my porn alias

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