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AKA Pseudonym posted:Not going to pretend that I won't eat that poo poo like my life depends on it. But man it looks gross being poured. I just want it on my popcorn. I really don't want to be confronted with the reality that it's just a bunch of oil.
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Popcorn is great for when you want to eat something lovely and then try to get it out of your teeth the rest of the day.
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It's like this chili recipe comic in video form, only instead of a mediocre chili you get popcorn Nostradingus posted:Popcorn rules, nerd 
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Guyver posted:o having some isn't really bad for you as long as you aren't sticking your face under the spout and drinking it straight. Look at this guy who hates amareicuh
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credburn posted:Popcorn is great for when you want to eat something lovely and then try to get it out of your teeth the rest of the day. 
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RedSnapper posted:Just.. don't eat popcorn, it's poo poo anyway. Always has been. Get some nachos or peanuts, anything with actual taste Lol i went to the movies with my sister too see Guardians 3 and i got some nachos. $11.50 for the nachos + medium drink. The chips were literally the same ones you get at the gas station with maybe a tablespoon of cheese. I understand that the theater makes no money from ticket sales and relies on concessions to pay the lone 15-year-old that runs everything on the weekdays but you can literally get the exact same thing at the gas station for $1.75 with unlimited cheese and chili. Add the medium fountain drink for $1.25. Life hack: when you go to the movies think of your ticket as the cover charge, get a $6 theater box of candy as a tip to support the kids that works there, and stuff a whole Philly cheese steak and a can of Arizona into your butt hole to enjoy during the feature
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No, I'd probably recommend enjoying that at home. Those teenagers have to clean the theater between showings, after all.
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May 16, 2023 23:45
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cargo shorts were made to carry a chipotle burrito in each cargo pocket (one for date)
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May 17, 2023 00:08
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Life hack: be unable to get a date to the movies because of your cargo shorts and enjoy both chipotle burritos on your own
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titties posted:Life hack: be unable to get a date to the movies because of your cargo shorts and enjoy both chipotle burritos on your own Cargo pants can get you six
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May 17, 2023 00:39
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Guyver posted:sticking your face under the spout and drinking it straight. 
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May 17, 2023 04:29
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titties posted:Life hack: when you go to the movies think of your ticket as the cover charge, get a $6 theater box of candy as a tip to support the kids that works there
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May 17, 2023 06:01
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Yeah any theater that can't keep the lights on without concessions folded during the pandemic. Concessions are where they make the profit, not where they meet operating costs.
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May 17, 2023 06:41
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Freestyle machines are great for making up cool drinks to go with that half-pint of delicious vodka in your pocket, well worth the $5.
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All Hulk Hogan everything
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Tiggum posted:The people who work there are going to get paid the same amount whether you buy snacks or not. That "tip" is going to the owners. Yeah i understand, i didn't mean that it was literally a tip. Just that after the markup, the snack you're buying is maybe enough to allow the theater to continue to employ a single bored teenager for two hours of babysitting the three old people and one stoner who show up for a weekday matinee
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May 18, 2023 13:03
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I can’t think of many other things that consumers buy that matches disparity between operator cost and consumer cost than movie theatre concessions: popcorn and cola syrup are both super, super cheap but are sold for an incredible markup
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Personally I don't get butter on my popcorn. As a man of refinement, I insist on printer ink.
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Professor Shark posted:I can’t think of many other things that consumers buy that matches disparity between operator cost and consumer cost than movie theatre concessions: popcorn and cola syrup are both super, super cheap but are sold for an incredible markup For the biggest Marvel and Star Wars movies, Disney will ask over 100% of the ticket price from the theatre. If the theatre sells a ticket for $10, they have to pay Disney $14. Concessions are where theatres make their money, the theatres and seats and movies are there just to attract people to buy snacks.
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Yeah studio licenses have gotten to where the theater closest to me has $5 admission and $20 popcorn. They get more money renting out the whole theater to groups and letting them use the projector for whatever they want for a few hours (usually Smash Ultimate) than they do from showing movies. Dip Viscous has a new favorite as of 20:51 on May 18, 2023 |
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They look dumb, but they're not getting rained on. 
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Huh? It's just a box
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Gann Jerrod posted:You don't even need the whole body, just use a scale photo of your head. arent all photos scale photos
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freelop posted:Huh? Boxes don't immediately fall apart in water
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Len posted:Boxes don't immediately fall apart in water Exactly. Also, when you put it on, you suddenly get this feeling of inner peace. You feel safe. Like this is where you were meant to be. Like you found the key to true happiness.
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GhostDog posted:Exactly. Also, when you put it on, you suddenly get this feeling of inner peace. You feel safe. Like this is where you were meant to be. Like you found the key to true happiness. 
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My understanding is that theaters don't police sneaking snacks in and, according to some, never have.
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Neito posted:My understanding is that theaters don't police sneaking snacks in and, according to some, never have. After one of the mass shootings our local theater did bag checks and when the underpaid kid asked to look in my partners bag we hesitated and she just said "I don't care if you have food I just need to see you don't have a gun" which was fair
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Len posted:After one of the mass shootings our local theater did bag checks and when the underpaid kid asked to look in my partners bag we hesitated and she just said "I don't care if you have food I just need to see you don't have a gun" which was fair Had that happen to me too. The teenager at the bag check just looked at me with dead eyes and said "I don't get paid enough to care if you sneak food in". I still do it, I've got that AMC subscription thing so I see tons of movies and just sneak in some beer and snacks. Never been stopped, hell half the time they don't even ask for my ID to make sure I'm the person who has the subscription.
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.......... God I hate the internet
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On the plus side it's a lifehack that actually works and doesn't require you dismantle a perfectly working device or object.
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I mean, they have to be fairly sterile, for what they are. I also just googled "are tampons sterile" and google responded with "tampons should never be used more than once" and I decided I was done with that for today.
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Nettle Soup posted:I mean, they have to be fairly sterile, for what they are. They're also inflammable
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Still better than the lifehack of rinsing your beef under the sink after your brown it
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Do you want to stain your reusable paper plates?
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I started doing the math on what a single sheet of paper towel costs vs the price of a tampon and decided using logic to battle life hacks was a fool's errand.
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rydiafan posted:I started doing the math on what a single sheet of paper towel costs vs the price of a tampon and decided using logic to battle life hacks was a fool's errand. otoh paper comes apart when wet and tampons remain in one piece
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