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George H.W. oval office posted:Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when the guys show up they immediately ask to use your bathroom, then for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there, taking huge mud-pies and over flushing? Then they go in there together, and you hear you hear a bunch of scrounging around, and then you here a bunch of yelling, and then one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend’s foot was stuck in the toilet, and he says, “help him, you gotta help him!” And then you go in there to help him,he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot was stuck. It wasn’t stuck at all, he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say “It’s Turbo Time!” And then they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches. But when you try to jump in they yell at you and they say, “YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON’T RUN! YOU DON’T RUN WITH US! WE’RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!” So you go lay down to be by yourself and ready your art books, but then the next day you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. And you said “How can that be? There’s no way they could’ve shrunk the toilet.” But then you saw in the trash, a receipt for Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that’s just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet, and now you can’t take a dump in your house because your toilet can’t suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you?! CALL ME
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Sandwolf posted:in fairness, I don’t think you can play a child your whole life someone hasn't heard of "the method"
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May 12, 2023 17:33
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I'm the Rock. Mike "The Rock" David from the W Doh W. If you use calicocutpants.com and you don't pay, then you're the problem!
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May 15, 2023 23:05
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Paul Bufano! Duh! Paul Bufano!! How hard is that?? ...PaUL BuFaNo!!!!
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hell yeah
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May 16, 2023 20:40
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"So if you get a tattoo you don't get anything for Christmas?" "Not that year."
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May 16, 2023 21:56
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The Santa interview is one of the greatest things to come from Netflix in the past five years.
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May 16, 2023 22:07
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Mister Speaker posted:"So if you get a tattoo you don't get anything for Christmas?" I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.
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May 16, 2023 23:56
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We liked to joke on the set about how it was a "cosmic gumbo".
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May 17, 2023 00:04
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That's why no one watches AOL BLAST.
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May 17, 2023 00:47
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I don't care if I live or die at all, everything has sucked lately.
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May 17, 2023 01:42
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Oh I like that gun. I can't wait to shoot that fucker. KA CHING.
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May 17, 2023 02:33
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Are you dumb?
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https://twitter.com/ITYSL_memes/status/1658824126591541250?s=20
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May 17, 2023 15:03
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Come on, marry your mother in law
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May 17, 2023 15:37
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If you've never seen it, this was the inspiration for the Santa interview. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:If you've never seen it, this was the inspiration for the Santa interview. I was assuming this was a joke then I got to the middle bit and was just dying.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:If you've never seen it, this was the inspiration for the Santa interview. This is an incredible video.
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May 17, 2023 23:53
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:If you've never seen it, this was the inspiration for the Santa interview. This is really funny to see after the fact. Didn't realize it was a good impression. Thought it was just biff from the hip. And lol bringing up Tom Petty repeatedly . Did Tom Petty have an acting career I don't know about or is that just sheer hubris for comparisons?
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Jian Ghomeshi turned out to be a huge sexpest creep so in retrospect watching him get chewed out by a possibly-drunk Billy Bob Thornton is kinda cathartic.
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"Ghomeshi's literary debut, 1982, is a creative non-fiction title, about that year of his youth. It was released on September 18, 2012. It is a memoir of Ghomeshi's life at the age of 14 (during 1982) growing up as a Persian-Canadian in Thornhill, his attempt to fit in as one of the few non-white kids in his neighbourhood, and his goal of mimicking his idol David Bowie." David Bowie: also a rapist.
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My fav part of that interview is just how completely dead inside his bandmates are, to the point where at the end when asked if they wanted to play their song they answer "... sure."
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Khanstant posted:Did Tom Petty have an acting career I don't know about or is that just sheer hubris for comparisons? 
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It's mashed potatos and no gravy, you know.Mister Speaker posted:Jian Ghomeshi turned out to be a huge sexpest creep so in retrospect watching him get chewed out by a possibly-drunk Billy Bob Thornton is kinda cathartic. To the interviewer's credit though, he does handle the situation like a pro. General Dog fucked around with this message at 15:11 on May 18, 2023 |
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I had a meeting this morning with a lady named Julie and the entire time I was waiting for her I was like "Julie...."
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I wouldn't call slipping on peepee at the megalo mart an "acting career"
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I wonder if there's any decent Battle Dino Dogs content out there.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:If you've never seen it, this was the inspiration for the Santa interview. lmfao
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we're all making fun of him but they still had to pay his 2 mil
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https://twitter.com/NetflixIsAJoke/status/1661432256878051342?s=20 What a crop
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Excited for more Tim getting mad while in a car action. Strong guest stars, always nice to see Carmen Christopher’s name come up.
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It seems like Tim Meadows is having a sort of comeback and I’m about it. This is like the 4th thing I’ve seen him in in the last year
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Man I cannot wait for what looks like a backyard wrestling skit.
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Two more days until those lil fuckers blast out of the wall and shoot a big, fat load of cum.
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Gonz posted:Two more days until those lil fuckers blast out of the wall and shoot a big, fat load of cum. Look, I've had enough, okay? You're done. We're sick of listening to your crap. Now get out.
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