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The Saddest Rhino posted:everytime a woman gives birth it's a soul being isekai'd into the world where the weirdest person you know owns a social media platform and can't log off At least Tesla makes it easy to try again to isekai into a different world
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“That Time I Got Hit By a Tesla and Ended Up in a World Without Billionaire Manchildren”
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Someone mentions souls and portals in the same sentence, I just start hearing the DOOM soundtrack, tbh
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May 18, 2023 07:44
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priznat posted:What a God drat freak.. Because his home is empty and reminder of much of a divorced dad he is.
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spunkshui posted:Because his home is empty and reminder of much of a divorced dad he is. Wonder when we find out the IVF semen also wasn't his.
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This tweet is the gift that keeps on giving bad tweets https://twitter.com/AngelaBelcamino/status/1658951801129893890?t=iopiKsO3dLYRP77A3OjxtA&s=19
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May 18, 2023 08:02
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oh please the 50 people left at twitter dying is peanuts compared to his slave mines
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Waiting for the leasing companies to keep them out. I assume as they haven't been already they finally started paying, but you'd think at this point getting them out ASAP so you don't have to spend more money getting everything back up to code would be a pretty big priority.
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Ignis posted:This tweet is the gift that keeps on giving bad tweets i've spent the past 10 minutes on this person's timeline... just the most stereotypical liberal takes bordering on parody. i still don't know if they believe what they're tweeting or if its the greatest parody done by a right-wing chud.
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dr_rat posted:Waiting for the leasing companies to keep them out. I assume as they haven't been already they finally started paying, but you'd think at this point getting them out ASAP so you don't have to spend more money getting everything back up to code would be a pretty big priority. I just want them to publicize the horrors they find once Twitter is out 
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Strong Sauce posted:i've spent the past 10 minutes on this person's timeline... just the most stereotypical liberal takes bordering on parody. i still don't know if they believe what they're tweeting or if its the greatest parody done by a right-wing chud. https://twitter.com/rubycumulous/status/1501785381091565571?s=20
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DickParasite posted:Thread title I can only agree. Robo Reagan posted:oh please the 50 people left at twitter dying is peanuts compared to his slave mines so the company provided peanuts, you say? yet you claim employees were undercompensated and constructively dismissed??
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yook posted:Someone mentions souls and portals in the same sentence, I just start hearing the DOOM soundtrack, tbh Immediately I'm thinking of a Doom mod where the lost souls enemies are replaced by Teslas, that rush and run you over when they spot you.
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priznat posted:Yeah that's the worst when a boss just has to hang around because they feel like they need to put in the long hours, but everyone knows they aren't doing jack poo poo. he does drugs and posts.
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Musk is just innovating new ways for people to die from fires related to his companies.
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Re: the Tesla that "lost control" in Bergen Norway the other night. The police and The Norwegian Public Roads Administration are already working together to find out if the incident was caused by the driver or if Tesla software turned the car into a murder mobile. Thankfully no one was hurt, but if it had happened an hour earlier the sidewalk and plaza the Tesla barreled through would have been full of people on their way home from a night out. The Norwegian Safety Investigation Authority is reportedly also looking into getting involved with the investigation which is generally a Bad Thing. They generally only deal with incidents in rail, maritime and aviation, so you know you hosed Up when they take an interest in an automobile incident. Norway has a ridiculous number of Teslas driving around so if the NSIA or NPRA decide this was the car's fault there could be some pretty hilarious drama.
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Buce posted:also much more common in the east and Midwest than out west This is true, but it's increasing in the west too. https://thegreatredwoodtrail.org/great-redwood-trail/ since 2021 Again, not that these have anything to do with practical commuting, it's basically just a 300-mile-long, 20-ft-wide park.
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Sywert of Thieves posted:Immediately I'm thinking of a Doom mod where the lost souls enemies are replaced by Teslas, that rush and run you over when they spot you. would they be spawned by a pain elonmental
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ShredsYouSay posted:would they be spawned by a pain elonmental A pain elemental with elons face
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https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2023/05/18/shark-tank-kevin-oleary-working-remote-ebof-vpx.cnn Elon just out there making Kevin O'Leary the biggest dick in Canada aka "Mr. Wonderful" look like a reasonable savvy and professional. businessman in comparison.  e: Note the part where most people in that position aren't completely tripping over themselves and mumbling barely coherent answers when asked a simple question like "Work from home good or bad?" Kale fucked around with this message at 14:15 on May 18, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659080445282119681?cxt=HHwWgsCzrf63noYuAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659056702317031429?cxt=HHwWisCzvfvRk4YuAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659055468461932544?cxt=HHwWgIC-xZKKk4YuAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659050422185631786?cxt=HHwW1ICx7bTkkIYuAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659046686960889858?cxt=HHwWhMC9of-Kj4YuAAAA Amazing to watch one billionaire freak out over the supposed influence of another billionaire through the website he overpaid for in which he occasionally gives his own lovely tweets massive boosts from time to time. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 14:21 on May 18, 2023 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659056702317031429?cxt=HHwWisCzvfvRk4YuAAAA Is there a population crisis or not? At least be consistent for gently caress's sakes.
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Oh we've got plenty of population all right, a population of MURDERERS
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Amazing to watch one billionaire freak out over the supposed influence of another billionaire through the website he overpaid for in which he occasionally gives his own lovely tweets massive boosts from time to time.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:
Loading twitter dot com on a private browser and the first two tweets shown are from Elon lol I wouldn't say he boosts them from time to time, more like every time
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I’m surprised we haven’t gotten a “Idiocracy is a documentary!” type post yet
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bobjr posted:I’m surprised we haven’t gotten a “Idiocracy is a documentary!” type post yet That's because things have gotten even dumber than Mike Judge imagined.
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Also lol @ flipping out over that Soros interview, where he's clearly just saying "look I was 14, I was just happy I wasn't getting rounded up myself". He's wording it in a tone-deaf way and he sounds pretty stupid, but to read it as "rounding up the Jews made me happy" is some psycho poo poo
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659080445282119681?cxt=HHwWgsCzrf63noYuAAAA He's not freaking out about Soros - even the imaginary version of Soros he talks about. He's an antisemite who hates Jews but still has enough social awareness to know he cannot say "Jews want to destroy the fabric of society" so instead he says "Soros".
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And then turns around and says "Oh, so you say saying 'Soros' is tantamount to saying 'Jews'? Sounds like you are the real antisemite! 🎯 🤔"
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thathonkey posted:cant believe the guy who said the reverse warning beep should be disabled on forklifts because theyre irritating, or that constructing battery cars in a circus tent is no problem would have such a nonchalant attitude about safety codes This poo poo loving kills me. Like his hatred of safety yellow for being aesthetically unpleasant. IT'S loving SUPPOSED TO BE UNPLEASANT SO IT STICKS OUT YOU poo poo loving IDIOT!
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Is there a population crisis or not? At least be consistent for gently caress's sakes. Yes: too few of the RIGHT kind of people and too many of the WRONG kind and it's all (((their))) fault as evidenced by how (((they))) want "open borders". This is literally the whole of the fasicst replacement theory ideology and Musk is now super into it, it would seem.
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Open borders would loving own, actually.
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bravest man in history who exclusively communicates with emojis. as that great hero abraham lincoln once said "  "
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Imagining what Soros is up to in Elon's mind Just wringing his hands and cooking up schemes to eradicate humanity "I'll flood the United States with murderers! They'll just run all over the place murdering everyone! It will be beautiful!" "All people shall be force to be trans! Then they will cease to reproduce!" "We will hit them all with rocks!" 
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