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smellmycheese posted:WHO REMEMBERS PROPER SEWAGE? Yes! I remember swimming in sewage in the same place. Of course I was young and didn't realise I was swimming in sewage until my mum stood on the shore line screaming for me to get out of the water. When I did every part of me that had been in the water was covered in red spots. So we went to the first aid station and they said they'd had lots of people come to them with the same problem and they've been trying to get someone to stop people going in the water while the sewage is still there. Who knew sewage was a bad thing to swim in?
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Maybe we could use the same exciting digital border technology as they wanted to use in Ireland. Big LED signs along the beach saying POO/No POO. Don't even need the No bit really, so that'll save money.
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May 18, 2023 11:19
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Damien Green: I swam in the poo and, sure, I got some red dots. But I survived!
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Enjoying a day at the british seaside
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I mean you should definitely know not to jump into a pile of sewage and splash around in it, but then we all willingly continue to post on something awful so are we really in a place to judge
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bessantj posted:Yes! I remember swimming in sewage in the same place. Of course I was young and didn't realise I was swimming in sewage until my mum stood on the shore line screaming for me to get out of the water. When I did every part of me that had been in the water was covered in red spots. So we went to the first aid station and they said they'd had lots of people come to them with the same problem and they've been trying to get someone to stop people going in the water while the sewage is still there. Who knew sewage was a bad thing to swim in? Quotes below from this long read, which is a good one: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/may/18/the-rubbishscapes-of-essex-why-our-buried-trash-is-back-to-haunt-us quote:“I just leapt into the darkness thinking I was going to land on solid ground,” said Cliff. Instead, he found himself up to his waist in slime. After a few moments, his skin began to burn. He had jumped into a caustic slurry, dumped there by a pharmaceutical company based in Dagenham. “That led to me spending a week or so in hospital and many, many weeks after that invalided indoors with great burns to my legs and on my face,” said Cliff. quote:There were certain people Spencer saw regularly “sitting in a toxic hole” eating sandwiches after digging like a mole into heavily contaminated earth with no gloves on. “‘Well, I’m fine,’ they’d say. ‘I’ve been doing it since I was a kid.’ But then asbestos takes 40 years to take hold.” Just saving up problems for the future to do things cheaply and now the future is here.
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I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it. I LOVE IT!
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Guavanaut posted:Maybe we could use the same exciting digital border technology as they wanted to use in Ireland. Ulster says No! (Poo!)
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Angepain posted:I mean you should definitely know not to jump into a pile of sewage and splash around in it, but then we all willingly continue to post on something awful so are we really in a place to judge There's even a dedicated smiley for it 
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May 18, 2023 12:34
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smellmycheese posted:WHO REMEMBERS PROPER SEWAGE?
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But what if Liz Truss gets a brain eating amoeba and it starves?
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This article is absolutely wild. IT worker sues her boss believing 'xx' in email were kisses quote:Karina Gasparova also claimed that when Alexander Goulandris renamed a work file with his initials 'ajg' it was an abbreviation of "A Jumbo Genital".
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Sanford posted:This article is absolutely wild. Avid Jizz Guzzler was right there! Woman has no imagination
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Sanford posted:This article is absolutely wild. I want to know what sex act 'yy' is
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sinky posted:I want to know what sex act 'yy' is If you have to ask you can't afford it. (Gay mansex is when the 2 Y Chromosomes touch). An interesting study of probable schizophrenia, but I suppose we can't rule out the possibility that AJG is some kind of gaslighting maestro. After all A Jumbo Genital is definitely a goon. On a tangent, but always find it strange when UK friends (and occasionally colleagues) end texts and emails with an "x". It seems way too sexually liberal to square with British society as I understand it.
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I only know one person who ends their texts with an x if he’s texting his girlfriend, sometimes he does it to someone in the group chat reflexively and then we make fun of him mercilessly for a bit.
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Normally a single x is more of an ironic camp-style blown kiss. *mwah* darling
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May 18, 2023 13:54
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She was complaining because only biological women have An immobile Jumbo Genital 
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Fun way to annoy terves is to assume that 'biological women' is a way of saying 'woman biologist', like Anne McLaren etc.
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Women Biological like attorneys general
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I am the very model of a woman biological Your gender is disproven using reas'ning tautological
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Microplastics posted:Women Biological like attorneys general I am the very model of a woman biological An adult human female to describe me categorical My gametes are immobile and deployed with regularity If you call me a TERF I will report you for profanity I follow JK Rowling's twitter feed almost religiously It's how I stay informed on all the latest kinds of bigotry I'll never state my pronouns that's a woman's right to secrecy She must convey her sex with just her science-based authority You can't come in my bathroom and my changing rooms are out as well Not matter how convincing your appearance we can always tell In short although you may find all my ramblings quite illogical I am the very model of a woman biological
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I am the very model of a woman biological  I couldn't remember whether tautological was a real word or if you just had to use tautologous so I steered clear of the whole area
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   Although not much more farcical than the actual EHRC (not ECHR) definition: https://twitter.com/jessothomson/status/1656668700760756224 
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sebzilla posted:I am the very model of a woman biological 
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Guavanaut posted:Although not much more farcical than the actual EHRC (not ECHR) definition:
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 Many people in the Daily Mail offices are saying the same thing.
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sebzilla posted:I am the very model of a woman biological You'll find I have no truck with all this mad post-modern workery Across mumsnet and twitter I am lauded for my bravery I'm ready to scream out if I see children getting medicine I am the sole decider on who should be prescribed estrogen A libra'y mascot that's ungendered's not fit to read stories Stopping all these things is why I'm voting for the tories Cancel me but there's no doubt that I will be the winner I learned absolutely nothing from what happened to ol' Glinner I'll retweet any tweeter who just happens to agree with me I've even retweet nazis and that not even hyperbole And though my single-mindedness is surely pathological I am the very model of a woman biological
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"How are we going to overthrow dictators if we don't install them in the first place?"
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Julio Cruz posted:I mean it’s not like Nestle have a history of being cunts or anything Nestle are so evil its actually impressive. I recently found out they supplied chocolate rations to the Nazis in WW2.
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Given what nestle chocolate tastes like that might be considered helping the allies.
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Jel Shaker posted:you’ve cracked the code how we as a society are going to combat climate change Worst bit about this is that the glass jars *are* recyclable but they could also get them returned, cleaned and refilled. Everything about this is godawful poo poo. gently caress Nestle.
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Adrian Chiles remains the only good UK opinion columnist https://twitter.com/bethwritesstuff/status/1659117192783228929 Will Self is definitely not https://twitter.com/joshbythesea/status/1659170887445143554 https://twitter.com/Mr_Considerate/status/1659204414757023745
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That feels particularly lovely because until she sadly passed away in 2019, Self's wife was a well-connected Guardian journalist and he presumably benefitted from that.
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Also Chiles actually started his relationship with Viner after he was given the column. Now Viner is a piece of poo poo, but that's unrelated to her dating of Adrian Chiles.
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Has Self really fallen off the deep end since she died or something? I remember reading one of his books about 20 years ago and thinking it was fairly well written, but anything I've seen from him recently has been a deeply pretentious psychosexual nightmare
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His name sounds like the main character in a fanfic written by an edgy teenager who likes Nietzsche but hasn't actually read any.
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