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Musk seems really upset that a Jewish child escaped Nazi persecution.
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May 18, 2023 14:57
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Lmao. Elon needs a security team to potty
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May 18, 2023 14:58
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It's kind of cool that even mainstream columnists are calling elon a big dumb anti semite now, like the entertainment columnist for the Toronto Star (one of Canada's largest newspapers): https://www.thestar.com/entertainme...lor-greene.html The one problem is when they call him a "genius" who is acting stupidly though, I think it is pretty obvious the dude is NOT a genius.
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May 18, 2023 14:59
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Thundercracker posted:Lmao. Elon needs a security team to potty What you expect him to warm and moisten the towels himself? One of the junk, one for his hands, and usually the guy that holds his dick also gets one but Elon doesn't know about the 3rd towel.
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May 18, 2023 15:01
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658953409578381312 50/50 as to whether or not this will feature "Fully Modular Seatbelts".
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May 18, 2023 15:03
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I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Musk is so horrifically paranoid that he can’t walk 20 steps to a bathroom without waking up his security team in his own office.
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May 18, 2023 15:03
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E the Shaggy posted:I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Musk is so horrifically paranoid that he can’t walk 20 steps to a bathroom without waking up his security team in his own office. it's called "snorting amphetamines and cocaine on a daily basis," or more technically, "stimulant psychosis"
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May 18, 2023 15:04
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MrQwerty posted:it's called "snorting amphetamines and cocaine on a daily basis," or more technically, "stimulant psychosis" Elon rocking back and forth, can't sleep, ceiling cat will eat me
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May 18, 2023 15:05
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Musk needs to watch 21 Jump Street so he can like Jewish people again
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May 18, 2023 15:09
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InsertPotPun posted:bravest man in history who exclusively communicates with emojis. as that great hero abraham lincoln once said " his last post was incredible though - "This play is mind blowing🤯"
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May 18, 2023 15:17
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yook posted:Someone mentions souls and portals in the same sentence, I just start hearing the DOOM soundtrack, tbh IF YOU DAMAGE THAT EQUIPMENT, POSTING ENERGY WILL CEASE TO EXIST IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM.
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May 18, 2023 15:22
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658953409578381312 he wanted to ship it without any side mirrors at all, it only comes with them due to legal obligations in most markets
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May 18, 2023 15:31
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I disagree with Jonathan Greenblatt’s prior assessment of Musk as a “Henry Ford” of our time. Ford was a vile man who worked to bolster the spread of antisemitism as he innovated the automobile industry with reliable and standard quality mass produced vehicles. Teslas aren’t particularly reliable, standardized in quality, or mass produced.
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May 18, 2023 15:32
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As a terrible youth, we used to unscrew the radio antennas from parked cars to have sword fights and generally whip stuff with. Some people I knew would prise off manufacturer badges for decorating stuff. One guy nicked hubcaps and valve caps just because he was a dick. I wonder how easily those mirrors come off.
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May 18, 2023 15:36
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I disagree with Jonathan Greenblatt’s prior assessment of Musk as a “Henry Ford” of our time. Ford was a vile man who worked to bolster the spread of antisemitism as he innovated the automobile industry with reliable and standard quality mass produced vehicles. Teslas aren’t particularly reliable, standardized in quality, or mass produced. At least Musk is not trying to make us all square-dance.
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May 18, 2023 15:38
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Escape From Noise posted:Open borders would loving own, actually. All of that land was stolen from Mexico, so open borders would just be giving Central Americans access to land they should, by all rights, own anyway.
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May 18, 2023 15:43
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E the Shaggy posted:I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Musk is so horrifically paranoid that he can’t walk 20 steps to a bathroom without waking up his security team in his own office. TBF the Ninjas are just waiting for that one moment where he drops his guard.
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May 18, 2023 15:44
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Agents are GO! posted:IF YOU DAMAGE THAT EQUIPMENT, POSTING ENERGY WILL CEASE TO EXIST IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM. OBJECTIVE: BLOW A HOLE IN THE SURFACE OF MARS Meanwhile, musk: SpaceX is going to mars, totally not gonna end up accidentally exploding once we get there
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May 18, 2023 15:51
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Hmm, maybe there's something related about wanting
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May 18, 2023 15:54
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repiv posted:he wanted to ship it without any side mirrors at all, it only comes with them due to legal obligations in most markets I was about to ask why they wanted that, but then went back to that tweet and found what feels like a pretty good encapsulation of that weird tech enthusiast mindset: https://twitter.com/Slowstone_/status/1658954433667948544
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May 18, 2023 16:07
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Ignis posted:This tweet is the gift that keeps on giving bad tweets Her bio calls herself a "liberal warrior queen," I think she's being ironic
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May 18, 2023 16:12
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IBroughttheFunk posted:I was about to ask why they wanted that, but then went back to that tweet and found what feels like a pretty good encapsulation of that weird tech enthusiast mindset: Finally we can solve the horrible problem of mirrors. let's use more touchscreens and also add a bunch more cameras! Maybe make it wifi connected too for some reason! I have solved the problem nobody had and it will even cost you more too. you're welcome world
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May 18, 2023 16:13
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Steadiman posted:Finally we can solve the horrible problem of mirrors. let's use more touchscreens and also add a bunch more cameras! Maybe make it wifi connected too for some reason! I have solved the problem nobody had and it will even cost you more too. you're welcome world give each car a flight of drones for the cameras! Duh!
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May 18, 2023 16:14
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yook posted:YOU CANT JUST BLOW A HOLE IN THE SURFACE OF MARS Hell yes I loved that scene And yeah the whole I need my security team to escort me to the bathroom thing? Come on now, that's for real embarrassing lol I thought he was the king poo poo alpha male of the world
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May 18, 2023 16:14
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IBroughttheFunk posted:I was about to ask why they wanted that, but then went back to that tweet and found what feels like a pretty good encapsulation of that weird tech enthusiast mindset:
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May 18, 2023 16:14
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658953409578381312 Still cannot get over how ugly this thing is. If you removed the hubcaps it'd be a whopping 25% less ugly.
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May 18, 2023 16:16
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Rad Russian posted:It was. There was a split, so these are post-split prices shown. Reminder that Tesla produces about as many cars annually as Mazda and has 100x the market cap of Mazda
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May 18, 2023 16:16
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mobby_6kl posted:I mean Audi and Hyundai already did cameras, so how's Musky going to re-invent the wheel again?  Don't forget he actually did try to re-invent the wheel!
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May 18, 2023 16:16
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Steadiman posted:Finally we can solve the horrible problem of mirrors. let's use more touchscreens and also add a bunch more cameras! Maybe make it wifi connected too for some reason! I have solved the problem nobody had and it will even cost you more too. you're welcome world I wanna drive around in a windowless tank with floor to ceiling monitors  If driverless cars ever became a thing (and  didn't murder pedestrians constantly) than we could see some really cool designs that maximize the space. Of course ole Leon is trying to build Matchbox cars instead.
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May 18, 2023 16:19
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Toyota has an actual drive-by-wire steering yoke that adjusts to driving conditions and tightens or loosens the steering in between the feasible rotation of a yoke, you know, so it feels like an F1 car, and you can buy it right now. Tesla yokes are 900 degrees lock to lock because the yoke is connected to a pinion on a rack.
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May 18, 2023 16:20
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Data Graham posted:Imagining what Soros is up to in Elon's mind IBroughttheFunk posted:I was about to ask why they wanted that, but then went back to that tweet and found what feels like a pretty good encapsulation of that weird tech enthusiast mindset: 
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May 18, 2023 16:23
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MunchE posted:Reminder that Tesla produces about as many cars annually as Mazda and has 100x the market cap of Mazda ok that's just a tragedy, I can't imagine how many American economic "well there's your problem right there" moments are ensconced in this little fun factoid
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May 18, 2023 16:24
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Waffle House posted:Still cannot get over how ugly this thing is. If you removed the hubcaps it'd be a whopping 25% less ugly. I think that's the third wheel design I've seen them use recently. At least they're back to the "7 point gently caress everything" with these ones.
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May 18, 2023 16:32
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repiv posted:he wanted to ship it without any side mirrors at all, it only comes with them due to legal obligations in most markets Regulations are a bit behind the tech here. There IS a good way to do the no mirror thing by putting separate screens in the interior of the car on each side of the dashboard/door area where you would normally look for the mirror. Similar to how modern SUVs do the camera rear view mirror where a normal mirror's view would normally be blocked by your 5 rows of seats or whatever. Tesla sticking everything on the middle console screen is not a good way to do it though. In the Cybertruck with mirrors removed, I have to look to the right into the screen during a left merge, which sounds dangerous. I will not naturally follow my view further to the left to check for bicyles/motorycles on the side of my car. For Cybertruck especially, which is huge and has a lot of blindspots around it as far as bicycles and motorcycles are concerned. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 18, 2023 |
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May 18, 2023 16:56
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goatface posted:I think that's the third wheel design I've seen them use recently. At least they're back to the "7 point gently caress everything" with these ones. It's a total wash of a vehicle, lmao
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May 18, 2023 16:59
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As a New Englander, the idea of cameras for mirrors in the winter sounds like the dumbest drat thing ever. Between the salt, snow and slush my reverse camera always looks like poo poo and I have to remember to wipe it off. This would be a blast while I'm trying to merge onto the highway but oops I have a fog of war on my left mirror camera
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May 18, 2023 17:09
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Rad Russian posted:In the Cybertruck with mirrors removed, I have to look to the right into the screen during a left merge God, how do they gently caress up every design decision up so much? 
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May 18, 2023 17:10
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Captain Hygiene posted:God, how do they gently caress up every design decision up so much? the one consistent thing about tesla design decisions seems to be 'look everyone, it's different! we're so different! our wheel is a rectangle haha!!! the cybertruck looks DIFFERENT than other trucks!!!!". that is the extent of their creativity
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May 18, 2023 17:13
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I like glancing to the left and right and seeing things behind me through some tricks of light. No tech can beat physics!
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morningdrew posted:As a New Englander, the idea of cameras for mirrors in the winter sounds like the dumbest drat thing ever. Between the salt, snow and slush my reverse camera always looks like poo poo and I have to remember to wipe it off. This would be a blast while I'm trying to merge onto the highway but oops I have a fog of war on my left mirror camera If they are always up you'd notice when you sit down. more than once I've sat down and looked and passanger mirror full of snow or iced over. loving hate scraping side mirrors oh good I applied enough pressure scraping to move the mirror so now I have to adjust it again. Like assuming they are putting them in roughly the same location which is what I thought the idea was? I still don't see how this is an improvement over a physical mirror but the snow issue exists with physical ones already.
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