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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

i say swears online posted:

hyde's rape retrial has gone to the jury

my foot is gonna go to his rear end!

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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

the first song in Drive Angry is Peaches - gently caress The Pain Away lol

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/THR/status/1658534170795147265?t=WFlcG7zH-j45W9Ikx4Cq1g&s=19

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

all the celebrities on celebrity jeopardy and celebrity wheel of fortune are scabs

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

that worked so very well in 2008

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009

indigi posted:

the end of sphere really makes no sense iirc doesn't it just decide to go away after they forget about it that's dumb. also just make a better wish you fuckin idiots Jesus Christ

Did the movie end different from the book? I can't remember. In the book the viewpoint character goes along and forgets, but I thought it was explicit that he got rooked and the other two survivors kept the knowledge/power.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Yadoppsi posted:

Did the movie end different from the book? I can't remember. In the book the viewpoint character goes along and forgets, but I thought it was explicit that he got rooked and the other two survivors kept the knowledge/power.

I vaguely recall one of them has eyes glow in the ending.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

secretly best girl posted:

I vaguely recall one of them has eyes glow in the ending.

stole this from a youtube comment

quote:

In the book it is definitely all real, no idea how they came up with this garbage. It starts with them individually trying to figure out how to get into the sphere. One at a time, they stumble upon the idea of imagining what it would be like for the the sphere to be open, and lo and behold the sphere opens (on the video). So they go into the sphere to get the power to make whatever they imagine come true. The sphere tells them that they already have the power, hence why they were able to open the sphere. However, they can not help but to have their subconscious make their dreams and fears become real and cause actual destruction. As the last 3 alive, they agree that humankind is not ready for this power, so they make a pact to imagine that the sphere never existed and to fabricate a cover story, which then comes to fruition. There's a poignant scene afterwards in which Norman pulls out a picture from his pocket, has no idea what it is, and throws it away. It had been given to him by Ted (who had been killed earlier) that had something to do with his hopes and dreams. Norman doesn't remember because of the story they made up and just tosses it out like it's nothing.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

the sphere is the american stalker huh

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

has anyone posted itt about how horatio alger was a pedophile and became a writer because he got kicked out of the priesthood, it came up in cspam at some point

Ministry: 1864–1866
On December 8, 1864, Alger was enlisted as a pastor with the First Unitarian Church and Society of Brewster, Massachusetts. Between ministerial duties, he organized games and amusements for boys in the parish, railed against smoking and drinking, and organized and served as president of the local chapter of the Cadets for Temperance. He submitted stories to The Student and Schoolmate, a boys' monthly magazine of moral writings, edited by William Taylor Adams and published in Boston by Joseph H. Allen. In September 1865 his second boys' book, Paul Prescott's Charge, was published and received favorable reviews.

Child sexual abuse
Early in 1866, a church committee of men was formed to investigate reports that Alger had sexually molested boys. Church officials reported to the hierarchy in Boston that Alger had been charged with "the abominable and revolting crime of gross familiarity with boys". Alger denied nothing, admitted he had been imprudent, considered his association with the church dissolved, and left town. Alger sent Unitarian officials in Boston a letter of remorse, and his father assured them his son would never seek another post in the church. The officials were satisfied and decided no further action would be taken

Raises some questions about the bold, charming young boys and their mysterious older patrons in his books.

Frosted Flake has issued a correction as of 12:58 on May 18, 2023

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


movies baby let's go

https://twitter.com/LeoDiCaprio/status/1659182905342701568

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

not gonna watch the trailer, will be there day one tho

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/LeoDiCaprio/status/1659182905342701568

this looks quite good

if none of you know the context it's about the osage tribe killings, and the birth of the fbi

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/YeahThatsRocc/status/1658307672008015875?cxt=HHwWhoC-5dSCv4MuAAAA

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I was incredibly high the first time I saw Uncle Ruckus' trip to White Heaven and my brain felt like it was spinning in my head by the end.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


quote:

The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, who also serves as an executive producer, alongside Jesse Plemons, Lily Gladstone, Brendan Fraser, John Lithgow and Robert De Niro.

oh hell yeah that's stacked

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


the book is really good too, though from what i’ve read they significantly reworked it and shifted the focus from jessie plemons’ (pre fbi) fbi character to leo’s — the husband of one of the richest osage women


so jealous that this is screening at cannes on saturday and the rest of us have to wait 5 months

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

could Baseketball be the best sports movie?

We can't rule it out

look if you want unanimous consent, you're going to have to get it from one of the other owners

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

look if you want unanimous consent, you're going to have to get it from one of the other owners

you kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

BASEketball is such a stupid movie but some of those jokes definitely live in my head rent free ("The Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. And the Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music")

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his loving closet.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Waiting with bated breath for the Lowtax movie, Someone Awful.


Coming to theaters in 2025. The BWOOOAR title reveal trailer will debut at comic-con

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1659266409573097486?s=20

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


his teeth are rotting

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
The coolest thing about Johnny Depp is that he buys bottles of wine that you're only supposed to buy as a rich guy as a way to keep your money invested in something that's gonna beat inflation, and then drinks them lol

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Nonsense posted:

his teeth are rotting

one of the most disgusting things I've ever read i don't know how he eats without excruciating pain

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Robert Baratheon poo poo

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Nonsense posted:

his teeth are rotting
i usually don't mock appearances but he looks like absolute putrefying dogshit filled with yeast that's exploding. god drat

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Xaris posted:

i usually don't mock appearances but he looks like absolute putrefying dogshit filled with yeast that's exploding. god drat

This is a personal choice. He has enough money for proper dental work but he's chosen to live with multiple cavities and an unfinished root canal for over a decade and compared to how native Americans would deliberately introduce imperfections into things to idk give them character or something. If anything is open season, this is

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

christmas boots posted:

This is a personal choice. He has enough money for proper dental work but he's chosen to live with multiple cavities and an unfinished root canal for over a decade and compared to how native Americans would deliberately introduce imperfections into things to idk give them character or something. If anything is open season, this is

he sounds cool

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

christmas boots posted:

This is a personal choice. He has enough money for proper dental work but he's chosen to live with multiple cavities and an unfinished root canal for over a decade and compared to how native Americans would deliberately introduce imperfections into things to idk give them character or something. If anything is open season, this is

cosplaying as the father from As I Lay Dying

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

has anyone tried to inform mister Depp that dental neglect can lead to fatal infections and other complications

...

not it, btw, I have a top priority vape cartridge to finish off

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

cosplaying as the father from As I Lay Dying

lol

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

cosplaying as the father from As I Lay Dying

I still can't believe James Franco thought that was a good book to adapt and someone gave him money to do so. Just insanity

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

cosplaying as the father from As I Lay Dying

hanging out with marilyn manson it's more like he's cosplaying as the singer from as i lay dying :xd:

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

the book is really good too, though from what i’ve read they significantly reworked it and shifted the focus from jessie plemons’ (pre fbi) fbi character to leo’s — the husband of one of the richest osage women

This is the prequel to the Fred Hampton movie, part of the Plemon's cinematic universe.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

watching Synchronic and Anthony Mackie

seems alright. a little experimental

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
saw Fasten. 10/10 NO NOTES

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

A Florida fifth-grade teacher decided to show her students the animated Disney film “Strange World” in class. The kids might have loved it, but at least one parent wasn’t amused.

Now the teacher, Jenna Barbee, is under investigation by the Florida Department of Education for possible violation of the state’s 2022 “Parental Rights in Education.” (Dubbed the “Don’t Say Gay” law by critics, it limits public school lessons about sexual orientation, prohibiting them in some grades and requiring that any mentions conform to state standards.)

Barbee told her story on TikTok after a friend’s tweet about the investigation went viral. She says she selected the film because it reinforced lessons on earth science and ecosystems. But then she said a parent (who is a local school board member), upset by the film’s depiction of a gay teenager flirting with his crush, reported her to the state.

If this seems like a special crossover episode in which Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ war on Disney meets his attacks on public education, that’s because they both come from the same hackneyed writers’ room. Though terrifying, American battles over public education are a tale as old as time. These conflicts recur because — according to Walt Disney himself — “Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.”

Adults want to set the agenda for those minds. After Disney opposed the Parental Rights in Education law and paused political donations in the state, DeSantis has been trying to take control of Disney World’s special self-governing district. The political maneuvering led Disney to sue DeSantis and the Central Florida Tourism Oversight District board, which has since countersued.

Why would DeSantis, as a Republican who claims to be pro-business, antagonize the largest single-site employer in his state, a company that attracts tens of millions of tourists a year? And why, as a social conservative, would he take aim at the nation’s leading purveyor of wholesome family-friendly American films?

Because the Cinderella Castle holds an entire century’s worth of cultural capital. Disney remains an enduring symbol of youth — and childhood is the symbolic crucible in which we forge our notions of the future and the values it will contain. Disney is a potent cultural force that now promotes a vision of diversity and inclusion that regressive groups are right to fear.

DeSantis’ performative anti-wokeness is catering to this element, a subset of conservative Christians who feel threatened by the company’s immense narrative magic. He duels with the Mouse on their behalf, but he didn’t invent the crusade against a “woke Disney.” They did.

In 1997, the Southern Baptist Convention — the nation’s largest Protestant denomination, then and now — boycotted Disney over both its stories (the coming-out episode of “Ellen” on Disney-owned ABC, for example) and its policies (the inclusion of things like health care for same-sex partners of Disney employees).

“When Disney crosses to the other side of the street, there’s a sense of betrayal and outrage,” the convention’s Richard Land explained at the time. “You can’t walk the family side of the street and the gay side of the street in the Magic Kingdom at the same time.”

Betrayal is a telling word. Though there is no church on Disney World’s Main Street — Walt reportedly didn’t want to favor any single denomination — conservative Christians were well-represented a couple of generations ago.

These lapsed fans recall a Disney steeped in nostalgic portrayals of small-town Midwestern life — one where Jimmie Dodd, a born-again Christian, sang about proverbs on the “Mickey Mouse Club” with an all-White cast. They want Disney’s worlds to stay frozen in the black-and-white amber of an old television’s glow.

In February, DeSantis announced his appointees to the board of the newly formed oversight district, now engaged in the Disney lawsuit. Its members include Ron Peri, who has embraced homophobic conspiracy theories. (He didn’t respond to CNN’s request for comment when it broke the story.) DeSantis declared that all the board members “very much want to see Disney be what Walt envisioned.”

But what did “Uncle Walt” envision? There’s no simple answer. On the one hand, Disney studios were diverse enough to include Black animator Floyd Norman and a host of Jewish creatives during his lifetime (the latter defended him against charges of anti-Semitism). He also had the company’s first animated feature film, 1937’s “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” translated into foreign languages, including Arabic and Hindi.

On the other hand, there’s a reason that Disney of the 1940s and 1950s is associated with White Christianity. Many of those films contain horrific stereotypes of Black people and Native Americans, as the company now acknowledges. Same-sex dancing was banned in Disneyland from 1957 until 1985.

Today’s Disney is undoubtedly different. When “The Little Mermaid” swims back into theaters this month, she will be portrayed by Halle Bailey, a Black actress. This year’s Disney Pride merchandise is already on sale. Disney Junior has featured South Asian and Jewish traditions. Ms. Marvel (owned by Disney) fights evil and Islamophobia in Jersey City.

The company’s tales have begun to reflect American diversity, and these depictions have power because stories have always had power. Christians know this as well as anyone. After all, they have deployed technologies from the printing press to radio to film in order to share “the greatest story ever told.”

Whether people love, hate or ignore Disney, nearly every American has heard of Disney. Because we are our stories, and our stories are us. This is why representation isn’t just something we pursue at the ballot box.

When I tell people I’m (partially) a scholar of religion and Disney, I get a lot of funny looks. But while the Christian Bible is often touted as America’s “best-selling” book, the aggregate cultural power of the Disney-owned brands, which also include “Star Wars,” The Muppets and “The Simpsons,” is the repository of more American hopes and dreams than any single religious tradition. Millions of Americans unite around Disney stories because the breadth of “once upon a time” can be written to welcome everyone.

It can be tempting to dismiss what DeSantis is doing as just another version of the 1997 boycott that ended in 2005 when it turned out that a critical mass of Americans weren’t willing to stop going to Disney World and watching ESPN (also owned by Disney). At the same time, Disney was supporting an adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.” (Spoiler alert: The lion is sacrificed and resurrected).

But DeSantis’ attack on Disney is really a new mutation of this backlash.

The first change is that some of the evangelicals who form the GOP base worry they have lost more of the national story — and their “share” of the population — since the 1990s, and are now fervently Christian nationalist.

The second is that, this time, the anti-Disney folks are deploying the power of the state. The Southern Baptist Convention is no joke. But it’s not the government. DeSantis and the legislature wield immediate power that a religious group in America can’t.

Ironically, many in the Southern Baptist Convention have moved on — and even offered discount tickets to Disneyland during their 2022 annual meeting. Though some do echo DeSantis, over one-third of Southern Baptists approve of same-sex marriage equality, and such issues are simply not a top priority for today’s young evangelicals.

Disney World is not the Roman Colosseum. No one is persecuting Christians there (in fact, I heard a celebrity reading the gospels there at Christmastime last year). The Disney tradition — like the American Dream — has simply become more expansive.

DeSantis vs. Disney isn’t just about one governor’s presidential ambitions or one company’s profits (though it is also about those two things). It’s an existential battle over who gets to tell America’s stories and how. Right now, Disney is winning.

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