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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I gotta go buy weed :whitewater:

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and hopefully only in your urine for a week

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It'll make your meeting factory a lot more chill though

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I gotta go buy weed :whitewater:

jkust get it delivered

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
i Can't Believe it's Not Friday!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

bagmonkey posted:

jkust get it delivered

I live over the county line :whitewater:

just got back. 8 1g carts for $160 out the door. p danged solid. the "nicer" carts are all down in price too..... Ftw

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ive swam in LAKE MEAD

the hoover dam is rad as well

maybe try to go to one of those clubs where the ATM fee is like $40

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 18:06 on May 18, 2023

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


The last time someone dragged me to LV I saw this license plate and I snapped a pic because this is pretty much peak Vegas right here.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3vtZwztNQ

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Dick Fontaine posted:

The last time someone dragged me to LV I saw this license plate and I snapped a pic because this is pretty much peak Vegas right here.



mmm delicious meat steak

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I've been in a meeting for 1.5 hours where 3 old grumpy men argued over what words mean when planning a code cycle in the latest terminology. All 3 are over 60. What are you doing relax!

We have planned one ticket so far instead of the usual 50

This is fun

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 20:23 on May 18, 2023

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Oh yeah I saw the hiring ad for my current job and they're offering like $25k less than I'm making right now lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
its pouring down rain, im done for the week, and i got a nice comfy book on lock :cabot:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

its pouring down rain, im done for the week, and i got a nice comfy book on lock :cabot:

And to sticky the kitty thread for Friday updates

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Oh yeah I saw the hiring ad for my current job and they're offering like $25k less than I'm making right now lmao

That’s always better to see than them offering more than you make right now.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I can't wait to go to RSO Land tonight folx(s)

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Oh yeah I saw the hiring ad for my current job and they're offering like $25k less than I'm making right now lmao

Anticipating people’s desperation when B turns the loans back on. Thanks B!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

bagmonkey posted:

I can't wait to go to RSO Land tonight folx(s)

RSO?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
There's a lot of abandoned cars in Las Vegas because people drive out there for One Last Chance and then suicide in a hotel room when they lose. It brings in 1.1 billion $ a year. There's a show about it.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

bagmonkey posted:

I can't wait to go to RSO The Land's End Outlet Store tonight folx(s)

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Made some bbq sauce for the chicken I’m smoking tonight

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Anticipating people’s desperation when B turns the loans back on. Thanks B!

Covid is over op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


kntfkr posted:

There's a lot of abandoned cars in Las Vegas because people drive out there for One Last Chance and then suicide in a hotel room when they lose. It brings in 1.1 billion $ a year. There's a show about it.

I guess that explains why everything feels so cursed.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

fall in love with a hooker with a heart of gold

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

kntfkr posted:

There's a lot of abandoned cars in Las Vegas because people drive out there for One Last Chance and then suicide in a hotel room when they lose. It brings in 1.1 billion $ a year. There's a show about it.

They should make a reality tv show about that, like the show where they auction storage containers only for cars instead

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I just found a place in my delivery radius with a "create your own salad" option, so there goes my security deposit I guess

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I realized I hadn’t really done anything all week except my daily reports so I sent off an email to some random guy asking about something really minor and tagged my whole department just to show I’m “doing stuff”

Now I’m eating a slice of pepperoni pizza

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Toxic Mental posted:

I realized I hadn’t really done anything all week except my daily reports so I sent off an email to some random guy asking about something really minor and tagged my whole department just to show I’m “doing stuff”

Now I’m eating a slice of pepperoni pizza

This is the way

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I've been trying to ignore all the boring poo poo at work and working on things I like lately

It's been pleasant. I think all the boring poo poo will catch up to me though

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
My parents were in town briefly so we each ate a hamburger, hugged, then went our separate ways

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Charles Bukowski posted:

My parents were in town briefly so we each ate a hamburger, hugged, then went our separate ways

I choose to imagine this was all done in complete silence

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nary a slice of cheese to be found. fail.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I've bitten the inside of my mouth like six times. Did I forget how to eat salad or something? :cry:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




once you bite the inside of your cheek or your lip the first time, it swells up and sticks out more, making you more likely to bite it again and again

a feedback loop in your feedhole

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I know that, I was just being hyperbolic & overdramatic in true GBS fashion.

At any rate, the zeal with which I'm eating this salad makes me think that I might have literally been about to die of scurvy.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
i didnt know that

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

AARD VARKMAN posted:

boss just said he wants me to go to a week long tech conference at the MGM Grand in Vegas in September :staredog:

Eat at Robuchons

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

kntfkr posted:

There's a lot of abandoned cars in Las Vegas because people drive out there for One Last Chance and then suicide in a hotel room when they lose. It brings in 1.1 billion $ a year. There's a show about it.

I was thinking earlier today about the odds of staying in a room that someone died in when visiting LV

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dick Bastardly posted:

I was thinking earlier today about the odds of staying in a room that someone died in when visiting LV

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


bird with big dick posted:

Eat at Robuchons

No way, go to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Edit: If your boss is paying that is.

TrashMammal fucked around with this message at 00:59 on May 19, 2023

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Salad, ribs, beer, satisfaction.

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