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Facebook Aunt posted:I used to think I was a picky eater as a kid but maybe the real problem was that I was a kid in the seventies "What's wrong, kid? Isn't your stuffed carbon fish prettily garnished enough?" "It tastes kinda weird." "...tastes? That's what cigarettes are for, not food. Food is a harrowing bonding ritual."
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May 18, 2023 13:46
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The fabled Fun One.
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In the 70s there was this one jello salad that showed up at all the pot lucks and whatnot. Lime jello, pineapple, finely chopped cabbage. Celery? Apples? Cucumber? Sweet, crunchy, a genius way to trick kids into eating vegetables that hadn't been boiled until grey. But lime wasn't the only green jello flavour. The madmen at the jello corp couldn't leave good enough alone. They had to introduce savory Jellos.  No.  The first time you bite into green jello and it's not sweet is such a loving betrayal. What the gently caress is this poo poo? Except you're 5 years old and not allowed to say anything. The big scoop of glistening horror sits on your plate, mocking you. They knew what they were doing. Just throw any loving thing in there you pigs.  They know what they did.
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May 18, 2023 19:22
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Facebook Aunt posted:
I cannot identify two of the suggested Things that should go into the gelatin. And it isn't the
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May 18, 2023 19:25
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I don't think you should put fish in jello but at least a savory vegetable-flavored one makes more sense.
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May 18, 2023 19:27
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OwlFancier posted:I cannot identify two of the suggested Things that should go into the gelatin. And it isn't the Is it the tulip bulb and granny's balled up stocking?
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May 18, 2023 19:27
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Gonna put a full bone-in chicken drumstick in jello. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
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May 18, 2023 19:28
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Thank god we settled on cilantro Jell-O
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Data Graham posted:Gonna put a full bone-in chicken drumstick in jello. Gelatinized and loving it.
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May 18, 2023 19:30
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I think one is a whole leg of ham.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Is it the tulip bulb and granny's balled up stocking? Better guesses than I could make yeah.
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Grand Fromage posted:I don't think you should put fish in jello but at least a savory vegetable-flavored one makes more sense. On the other hand, that removes a huge amount of prank potential
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May 18, 2023 19:40
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This is probably one of the few good uses of durian. The taste of 'passionfruit left in the sun mixed with blue cheese' might actually work with a broth plus fatty pork. The smell would be something else. The other good use is as high nutrient compost.
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May 19, 2023 02:06
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A Perfect Twist posted:This is probably one of the few good uses of durian. The taste of 'passionfruit left in the sun mixed with blue cheese' might actually work with a broth plus fatty pork. The smell would be something else. I was a bit surprised to see the place had indoor seating.
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Ever dreamed of complementing your food with a delicious mango ranch sauce but gave up because it seemed hopelessly out of reach? Well, you may want to sit down because it's soon becoming a reality: Kraft Heinz Unveils HEINZ REMIX™, The First Customizable Digital Sauce Dispenser  quote:HEINZ® is no stranger to unique sauce combinations that satisfy fans’ cravings & needs (hello, MAYOCHUP®!). Now, HEINZ REMIX is taking personalized sauces to new heights, creating a first for the sauce and foodservice category. The free-standing machine is touchscreen operated, enabling consumers to first select from a range of “bases” – currently HEINZ Ketchup, Ranch, 57® Sauce, and BBQ Sauce – then personalize further with one or more “enhancers” – currently Jalapeño, Smoky Chipotle, Buffalo, and Mango – at their preferred intensity level (low, medium, high).
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May 19, 2023 02:47
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Captain Hygiene posted:Ever dreamed of complementing your food with a delicious mango ranch sauce but gave up because it seemed hopelessly out of reach? Well, you may want to sit down because it's soon becoming a reality: winning the lottery and instantly buying one of these for every room in my house.
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May 19, 2023 02:54
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 "mango ranch, intensity high"
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Captain Hygiene posted:Ever dreamed of complementing your food with a delicious mango ranch sauce but gave up because it seemed hopelessly out of reach? Well, you may want to sit down because it's soon becoming a reality: These aren't as bad as they look. They do allow operators (and Kraft-Heinz) to collect data on product usage - but it shouldn't collect any personal data, only statistical data on what products/mixes are being used the most. The bigger deal here is the potential for waste reduction. If anyone ever develops a compostable ramekin, and we can incentivize operators to buy in to industrial composting - it could reduce the trash footprint by a pretty impressive amount. Remember the campaigns over the last couple years to reduce single use plastics? The same is true of condiment packets. Is it stupid? Sort of. But there is value in it to the businesses involved, and potential value for everyone else. Unless operators suddenly raise their prices to offset the cost, there is basically no downside to the consumer.
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Any mention of IoT always makes me cringe, but I actually like the idea of playing around with most of those flavors. Ranch feels like the odd one out though, it's fine but I'm probably not gonna bother trying to make it interesting.
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IOT guarantees there will be zero security on these things, but who cares? If you’re giving a condiment machine personal information it’s probably a good idea to take a step back and consider the life choices that got you to that point.
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Coca-Cola already has those for sodas, IoT-enabled and all. You see them in a decent spread of fast food places around the US. Condiments seems like a natural next step.
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Still salty that the world does not recognize my accomplishment in using those to create the greatest soda of all time, Vanilla Barq's
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I don't see why either would need the Internet of Things, but if you can do it, I guess sauces may share a lot of ingredients. Although I feel like something so thick, I wouldn't think you could do the kind of automated mixing in the spray sort of thing, so I'm not sure how it's supposed to work. Or how you're supposed to prevent bits from gunking up or leaving residue that taints other sauces.
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KataraniSword posted:Coca-Cola already has those for sodas, IoT-enabled and all. You see them in a decent spread of fast food places around the US. Condiments seems like a natural next step. These things were loving obnoxious to maintain, but I got free drinks out of them so I was happy to try putting peach flavor in anything that would accept the option
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KataraniSword posted:Coca-Cola already has those for sodas, IoT-enabled and all. You see them in a decent spread of fast food places around the US. Condiments seems like a natural next step. those exist as a way to make it technologically possible to have customers fill their own cups and not get free refills
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Captain Hygiene posted:Still salty that the world does not recognize my accomplishment in using those to create the greatest soda of all time, Vanilla Barq's The one at work has Barq's cream soda, but not root beer. What kind of maniac made that stupid rear end decision?
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Elviscat posted:The one at work has Barq's cream soda, but not root beer. What kind of maniac made that stupid rear end decision? E: Tunicate posted:those exist as a way to make it technologically possible to have customers fill their own cups and not get free refills What?
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Elviscat posted:The one at work has Barq's cream soda, but not root beer. What kind of maniac made that stupid rear end decision? That's wild. Their cream soda feels like such a footnote that I've barely ever seen a store carry, I can't even imagine seeing it in a freestyle machine.
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Normal cream soda, or red cream soda? I'd love a red cream soda right now
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Brawnfire posted:Normal cream soda, or red cream soda? I'd love a red cream soda right now
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Vanilla and red cream soda feel like they're the biggest gulf in two similar things that I either love or hate Red cream soda is the garbage one   
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Speaking of Mayochup, I've started spicing up my ramen with Worcestersrirachashire lately and I just wanted to get that word out into the public consciousness.
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Elviscat posted:
Coke Freestyle machines support DRM on cups so you get one fill and that's it
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Tunicate posted:Coke Freestyle machines support DRM on cups so you get one fill and that's it They've had them here for a decade and I've never seen that
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Shooting Blanks posted:These aren't as bad as they look. They could use the small peat pots i bought this year to grow my tomato seedlings.  Hm, rustic
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