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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

By popular demand posted:

What a surprisingly benign type of insanity.
I could definitely enjoy some tea and cucumber sandwiches with that man.

Insane Brits are either monsters or the nicest, most entertaining goddamn people in the world.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

I kept warning people that the animals would learn self defense one day, but no one listened

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Next up: An armada of cetaceans raids Jeff Bezos' superyacht!:krakken:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




bullshit headline, im hype for them sinking like cruise ships

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1659569954214010880

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUihbEksWU

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I haven’t bonged in years. Where my news article?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

One article about a bellend is enough.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lobok posted:

One article about a bellend is enough.

:hmmyes:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Obvious sign is obvious. They never should have coronated Charles, he clearly doesn't have the mandate of heaven.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I recently learned the Byzantines were terrorized by a really pissed off whale for over 50 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyrios_(whale)

His legend lives on.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

It's true.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Knormal posted:

I recently learned the Byzantines were terrorized by a really pissed off whale for over 50 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyrios_(whale)

His legend lives on.

What about Mocha Dick?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mocha_Dick

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Powershift posted:

I thought this guy was gonna catch a ride at first.

https://i.imgur.com/6PVuS3C.mp4

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein appeared to threaten Bill Gates and tried to blackmail the multi-billionaire over his extramarital affair with a Russian bridge player, according to a new report published by the Wall Street Journal.

Speaking to the Journal, sources familiar with the matter said that after Epstein found out about the Microsoft co-founder’s affair with Russian bridge player Mila Antonova, he threatened Gates into reimbursing him for tuition costs that Epstein had initially covered for Antonova to attend software coding school.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





quote:

Conclusion

Ultimately, it was barely possible to identify a “beautiful” scrotum; we must instead speak of the least ugly.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v9RURr5hjg

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006


Lotta work put in to identify the Scrote GOAT.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

So who has the least ugly scrote?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://news.yahoo.com/usc-halts-cocaine-experiment-because-093000738.html

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Vapor Moon posted:

So who has the least ugly scrote?

I don't want to boast, but

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Not to tote my own scrote...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I won't vote for your scrote, it's as wide as a boat!
And it looks like a goat's!
I have some notes.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Would you like to tote my scrote?

I would not like to tote your scrote.

Not in a boat...not with a goat...not on a train...not in a plane...

Your scrote offends me you must see, my scrote is the only one for me!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Uh, we returned all the cocaine.

*sniff*

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Time to doxx some Goons…




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/hot-pockets-gunman-659218

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have been in some extreme roommate situations but never anything like that.
JUST BRASENLY ATE THE LAST ONE, IMAGINE!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1654229777467809792

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶









https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/victim-of-psychic-who-swindled-him-out-of-10k-blasts-her-as-wicked-and-selfish/a1832475671.html

I've never seen anyone who showed their character in their face more accurately than this woman

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1662181935232237568?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/FlatheadBeacon/status/1662495628604346369?t=mU4qSxdgkiHUHp26YEvKZg&s=19

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
so i'm reading this article and in the first paragraph there's a computer programmer mentioned named Wade Brainerd.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


quote:

Clallam County Fire District 2 firefighter plays her guitar surrounded by fellow squad members as a house burns behind her on Sunday west of Port Angeles. The house was intentionally torched as a training exercise, giving firefighters an opportunity to practice in a live fire situation. Fire districts 2 and 4, along with members of the Port Angeles Fire Department, took part in the event.

https://www.peninsuladailynews.com/news/training-exercise/

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


*Calm guitar strumming *
"we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn"
-"BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZdlqRNax7M

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1663244276329742338?s=20

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is the odd thing that he had lain that wreath with the soldier or that his expression makes it seem that he personally mourns the unknown soldier? did he serve with the unknown soldier?

E:VVVVVVVVvv
OH, she's the VP you fools.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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By popular demand posted:

Is the odd thing that he had lain that wreath with the soldier or that his expression makes it seem that he personally mourns the unknown soldier? did he serve with the unknown soldier?

"First Lady"

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
who stands like this?

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