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Zorak of Michigan
Jun 10, 2006


AlexDeGruven posted:

What the gently caress is up with people in our state?

My worry is that if/when it happens to me, I might give in to testosterone and reply with "bring it."

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Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Data Graham posted:

I was going to say: "I disagree, I think we should all reply more"


At least some people are having fun, like "only if you're delivering food to Delaware" and "Will there be a keto option??"

(that one was in earnest though lol)
You should have replied with "yes" and waited for the chaos.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Zorak of Michigan posted:

My worry is that if/when it happens to me, I might give in to testosterone and reply with "bring it."

I shouldn't talk too much, since back at the U we had a former Marine sniper start losing his poo poo and talking about "taking care" of some people.

He was escorted from the building in handcuffs.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

They reorganized my place, and my new high-up boss wants to route incoming calls to the helpdesk to the appropriate areas with ChatGPT.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Anytime ChatGPT gets mentioned at work as relevant to use for work, I just start laughing.

It's just a program vomiting out word salad, ffs.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Sywert of Thieves posted:

Anytime ChatGPT gets mentioned at work as relevant to use for work, I just start laughing.

It's just a program vomiting out word salad, ffs.

It's this year "we need to implement X but on the blockchain".

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Sywert of Thieves posted:

Anytime ChatGPT gets mentioned at work as relevant to use for work, I just start laughing.

It's just a program vomiting out word salad, ffs.

I can't tell if I've gone full Luddite or if I'm just tired of people making believe new emerging technology is something that it's not.

We just hired a poo poo ton of people and expanded our team by about 1/3rd. All the new guys are young, childless Zoomers which is causing a weird culture shift with our established Gen X/Millennial group. They're starting to get bored of bitcoin and are now obsessing with ChatGPT, while I'm off in the corner still yelling at thermostats.

Yes kids I like Video Games too what's your favorite Final Fantasy????? I'm sure HL2 Ep. 3 will be coming out any day now.*gets weird looks*

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


ChatGPT is just a weird disaster like you can get useful things but you need to babysit it and it's faster to just do it yourself

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Maybe if the new stuff of today actually had anywhere near the relevance and impact of the stuff that was solidifying in our time.

Oh you have THREE blockchain apes? That’s impressive kid, sounds just like when you could suddenly chat with people around the world or when all the knowledge of humanity was made available for free

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Telling the young 'uns about the time when you could type stuff into Google and get useful answers

The assassination of search engines by the coward search engine optimization

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I don't want the ability for my lights to turn on or the temperature of my house to be not freezing to be dependent on an internet service and I have no idea why there has been such a large acceptance cheap poo poo insecure IoT hardware that seems to open permanent connections to Chinese cloud services

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

I mean I'm sure that, at some point, the "AI" middels of now are improved and true AI will be created. But at this moment in time, it's all just marketing bullshit, no smarter than Wolfram Alpha...a product dating back to 2009.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Our security officer had to send out an email to tell people not to put classified data into chatgpt. Got some geniuses.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Renegret posted:

Yes kids I like Video Games too what's your favorite Final Fantasy????? I'm sure HL2 Ep. 3 will be coming out any day now.*gets weird looks*

i have this cool sticker on my cubicle so people who come by know what my deal is. i have already ensnared people in the Half-Life Conversation

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Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Weedle posted:

i have this cool sticker on my cubicle so people who come by know what my deal is. i have already ensnared people in the Half-Life Conversation



Woah I don't recognize that fortnight skin

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
I'm still not convinced that smartphones are a great idea TBH. Seems the intended use case is almost always installing an app that duplicates a website's functionality.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

That's why Microsoft tried to go app only land in Windows 8.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Was helping my dad move from one Samsung phone to the other a couple of weeks ago, searching Google for "Samsung Smart Switch" on an Android device gives the top result as a sponsored link which is an alternate app store hosting what is presumably malware. Google's complete indifference to the user experience of their services is almost without parallel.

i am a moron
Nov 12, 2020

"I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"
Androids are weird trash factories, I despise apple for everything but mobile because it doesn’t matter if you’re on gogurt 4.5 or cruchberry 10.0 the OS is ugly and stupid and poo poo in every way

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


"Oh it's actually good you just need to root it and then use"

No gently caress off

Zorak of Michigan
Jun 10, 2006


SlowBloke posted:

It's this year "we need to implement X but on the blockchain".

We do need to implement stupid user questions on the blockchain. That way we can limit them to seven per second globally.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Zorak of Michigan posted:

We do need to implement stupid user questions on the blockchain. That way we can limit them to seven per second globally.

You can never delete your stupid question and everyone can see it forever

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
It's me, the dumb bitch that just sent out like 18 cover letters with "Dear [recipient]" instead of an actual salutation because I thought I was slick making a template.

:smith:

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


A Frosty Witch posted:

It's me, the dumb bitch that just sent out like 18 cover letters with "Dear [recipient]" instead of an actual salutation because I thought I was slick making a template.

:smith:

Hey, we all gently caress up. You won't do that again, so live and learn friend :glomp:

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

A Frosty Witch posted:

It's me, the dumb bitch that just sent out like 18 cover letters with "Dear [recipient]" instead of an actual salutation because I thought I was slick making a template.

:smith:
Hey, solid odds they don't even read the cover letter at all, let alone closely enough to realise you left [] in by mistake. It'll be fine.

suuma
Apr 2, 2009
As someone that does a small amount of hiring (granted, for a small company with 2-3 candidates for most positions, not many), I'd probably laugh at it and not think anything of it. Then, maybe poke about it during the interview to break the ice :v:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


We hired someone who I had to point out had spelled their own name wrong on their resume that they handed to us

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


A Frosty Witch posted:

It's me, the dumb bitch that just sent out like 18 cover letters with "Dear [recipient]" instead of an actual salutation because I thought I was slick making a template.

:smith:

The amount of spam I get from legit tech firms that gently caress up the salutation tells me you're absolutely fine.

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
I know HR people reading resumes like to complain about lack of attention to detail with resume and cover letter mistakes, but you send out a million of these things and it's a wonder more of them aren't messed up. Meanwhile, the same HR person will need to send one (1) email and it will be full of errors.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Thanks Ants posted:

I don't want the ability for my lights to turn on or the temperature of my house to be not freezing to be dependent on an internet service and I have no idea why there has been such a large acceptance cheap poo poo insecure IoT hardware that seems to open permanent connections to Chinese cloud services

Our apartment management company just sent us an email blast that theyre going to be installing "SMART HOME TECHNOLOGY" in all of the units and I really wish I could tell them that no, I'm perfectly happy with my early-2000s thermostat and do not want any of this bullshit in my residence

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
What's stopping you from sending that email? Talk to your neighbours and get everyone to send it maybe.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

Our apartment management company just sent us an email blast that theyre going to be installing "SMART HOME TECHNOLOGY" in all of the units and I really wish I could tell them that no, I'm perfectly happy with my early-2000s thermostat and do not want any of this bullshit in my residence

Hell, slip the installer $20 to not install the new thermostat.

Actuarial Fables
Jul 29, 2014

Taco Defender

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

Our apartment management company just sent us an email blast that theyre going to be installing "SMART HOME TECHNOLOGY" in all of the units and I really wish I could tell them that no, I'm perfectly happy with my early-2000s thermostat and do not want any of this bullshit in my residence

I wonder if we rent from the same company.

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Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Years ago the wife insisted on getting smart thermostats for the radiators. I asked if we could still set the temperature if internet went down.

She lied and said yes. :smith:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Sywert of Thieves posted:

Years ago the wife insisted on getting smart thermostats for the radiators. I asked if we could still set the temperature if internet went down.

She lied and said yes. :smith:

dis-goostin'


that said it might also have changed lol i ran into an issue helping someone with blink cameras not recording locally and it turns out that if you look around for this problem, at some point last year after an update people started having issues recording locally if they don't have a paid account even though they were supposedly allowed to keep doing that

gently caress smart devices throw them all into yucca mountain it's not being used for radioactive waste and the signage is all correct

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Sywert of Thieves posted:

.

She lied and said yes. :smith:

It should though? Maybe not on the phone app but it should work fine if you're standing in front of the thing.

A smart thermostat is the one IOT device that I'm going to defend just because of the sheer amount of customization options you're given. But also lmao at an apartment complex using them because they will totally 100% use it to spy on your usage and possibly take control away from you.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Sywert of Thieves posted:

Years ago the wife insisted on getting smart thermostats for the radiators. I asked if we could still set the temperature if internet went down.

She lied and said yes. :smith:

:sever:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I can let smart thermostats slide simply because nobody seems able to make a programmable thermostat that is easy to configure. I'll pay double just to get a web UI and automatic DST changes.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Honestly when it works, it's very nice to get up and take a shower in a preheated bathroom.

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Exodor
Oct 1, 2004

Shugojin posted:

that said it might also have changed lol i ran into an issue helping someone with blink cameras not recording locally and it turns out that if you look around for this problem, at some point last year after an update people started having issues recording locally if they don't have a paid account even though they were supposedly allowed to keep doing that


I ran into this issue with my Blink camera. It was working fine until I had to replace my Wi-Fi and when I connected it to the new system it absolutely refused to record locally. I finally gave in and linked it to my Amazon account but the entire reason I bought that in the first place is because it could record locally.

I don't really want to give Amazon hundreds of hours of recordings of my front porch. :sigh:

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