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May 19, 2023 18:13
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good luck with that. i don't answer calls from numbers i don't recognize. doesn't matter if it is a person or a robot.
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May 19, 2023 18:29
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uber_stoat posted:good luck with that. i don't answer calls from numbers i don't recognize. doesn't matter if it is a person or a robot. They're going to target your weakness. They're going to quote you on SA
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May 19, 2023 19:01
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ikanreed posted:They're going to target your weakness. They're going to quote you on SA This is a post about an attempt to collect a debt...
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May 19, 2023 19:09
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Ham Equity posted:This is a post about an attempt to collect a debt...
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May 19, 2023 19:14
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and if that doesn't work they'll start threads in SAD
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May 19, 2023 19:48
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Finally a drama thread I can laugh about
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May 19, 2023 19:55
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May 19, 2023 20:07
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i'm going to deeznuts the robot debt collector.
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May 19, 2023 20:13
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actionjackson posted:watching the pichai interview on 60 minutes and made this lol
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May 19, 2023 20:40
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uber_stoat posted:i'm going to deeznuts the robot debt collector. It will collect your nuts
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May 19, 2023 20:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:Death cab for baby
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May 19, 2023 20:55
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Now hear me out, what if we made a call forwarding app which goes to an enthusiastic chapgpt bot that always feigns interest with the caller but is non-commitmental.
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May 20, 2023 01:13
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DrPossum posted:Now hear me out, what if we made a call forwarding app which goes to an enthusiastic chapgpt bot that always feigns interest with the caller but is non-commitmental. https://youtu.be/lT3rUtnzc1M This guy made a robot that fakes interest with telemarketers. It would be locked in combat forever.
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May 20, 2023 06:26
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red19fire posted:https://youtu.be/lT3rUtnzc1M Kinda want someone to test that actually.
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May 20, 2023 09:30
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May 21, 2023 07:33
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It's good work if you can get it
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May 21, 2023 07:44
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sounds like a position just opened up! ngl, i've thought about existences like this before and that surely someone is out there living it, with all the excess infrastructure we have in cities
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May 21, 2023 08:12
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#squadgoals
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May 21, 2023 08:20
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smarxist posted:sounds like a position just opened up! This sort of impulse was captured by capital and became guys in poorer counties farming currency in whatever MMO or gacha game for cents on the hour, watched by pit boss cracking the whip over them and dozens of their peers.
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May 21, 2023 10:21
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This is supposed to be the cyberpunk dystopia thread, not the techno-utopia thread.
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May 21, 2023 10:49
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Skippy McPants posted:This sort of impulse was captured by capital and became guys in poorer counties farming currency in whatever MMO or gacha game for cents on the hour, watched by pit boss cracking the whip over them and dozens of their peers. Does the pit boss position offer health insurance?
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May 21, 2023 11:18
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For the first two weeks he was NOT the worst-smelling person in the apartment. Or the least out-of-shape.
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May 21, 2023 11:32
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This is what we fight for. This is the future that was denied to us. You'll never realize how beautiful the stars are until you bury a body so you can defraud the government
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May 21, 2023 14:02
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It sounds like the start of the most pathetic horror movie ever filmed.
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May 21, 2023 14:13
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dr_rat posted:It sounds like the start of the most pathetic horror movie ever filmed.
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May 21, 2023 14:37
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Shrecknet posted:check out Bodies Bodies Bodies immediately my Goon sire Just checked out the trailer, and yeah that looks great. Always love when horror movies acknowledge the main characters are loving idiots and are surviving mostly by blind luck, so totally my thing.
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May 21, 2023 14:50
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May 21, 2023 15:22
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dr_rat posted:Just checked out the trailer, and yeah that looks great. Always love when horror movies acknowledge the main characters are loving idiots and are surviving mostly by blind luck, so totally my thing. Oh its even dumber than that, its great lol
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May 21, 2023 16:45
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hellworld
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May 21, 2023 17:14
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Looking forward to T-1000 forcibly repossessing my organs
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May 21, 2023 18:06
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better with the image imo
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May 21, 2023 18:20
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imagine being the loser with only two monitors in that room lmao just constantly catching reflections of the 5 monitor setup behind you dunno how you wake up dead, exactly, but your waking life would be death by 300 cuts per second stringless has issued a correction as of 12:11 on May 24, 2023 |
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May 24, 2023 12:08
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https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/san-antonio/news/2023/05/23/new-app-designed-to-prevent-veteran-suicides- Something tells me Battle Buddy is gonna be the thing that pushes some veterans over the edge.. 
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May 24, 2023 12:27
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https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/05/built-in-chatgpt-driven-copilot-will-transform-windows-11-starting-in-june/quote:A couple of months ago, Microsoft added generative AI features to Windows 11 in the form of a taskbar-mounted version of the Bing chatbot. Starting this summer, the company will be going even further, adding a new ChatGPT-driven Copilot feature that can be used alongside your other Windows apps. The company announced the change at its Build developer conference alongside another new batch of Windows 11 updates due later this year. Windows Copilot will be available to Windows Insiders starting in June. 
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May 24, 2023 13:47
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companies will be very happy about all their internal documents getting fed into chatGPT because of a windows update
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May 24, 2023 13:50
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Oglethorpe posted:https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/05/built-in-chatgpt-driven-copilot-will-transform-windows-11-starting-in-june/ Cortana, preload 15 chrome tabs of premium hentai; I'm almost done owning these fools on the star citizen subreddit 
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May 24, 2023 14:23
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Biplane posted:Cortana, preload 15 chrome tabs of premium hentai; I'm almost done owning these fools on the star citizen subreddit The reddit is actually just chatgpt arguing with other chatgpt.
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May 24, 2023 14:45
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Kids won't believe me when I tell them back in my day you didn't have to wait for the response of a planet-killing cloud GPU to launch an executable
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May 24, 2023 17:51
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to be fair the kind of sicko who uses windows sidebars and talks to their computer and poo poo like that is exactly the kind of person who would want to outsource all of their thinking to chatgpt so i understand microsoft's plan here
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May 24, 2023 18:01
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