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why not just have the rocket dig its own flame trench, then it's free saving money on construction is my passion
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May 21, 2023 17:04
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potato! posted:why not just have the rocket dig its own flame trench, then it's free this'll surprise you, but Elon Musk SuperGenius already thought of that, and did all that with his most recent SuperRocket™!
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May 21, 2023 17:19
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thathonkey posted:just thought of something, instead of elon musk ive been calling him, get this - elon SUCKS Sir, this is brilliant, original ......breathtaking..... a tour de force 
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May 21, 2023 17:43
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a quality joke, for sure.
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May 21, 2023 17:49
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thathonkey posted:just thought of something, instead of elon musk ive been calling him, get this - elon SUCKS Concerning.
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May 21, 2023 17:51
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https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1658843354749173762 Also I just rewatched the cringe 11 second pause incident since it was a promoted CNBC video tweet lol and noticed his eyes twitch extremely strangely, definitely tweaking on something
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May 21, 2023 18:08
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Lmao that the pause was that long and then he totally bungles the quotes he was trying to stammer out. Also it’s loving stupid as hell because the quote even if properly delivered really doesn’t fit, I mean he already has basically all the money and power already!! He can say whatever horrible things he wants and it won’t change much if anything. loving clown ruining good media for everyone else. Mandy Patenkin called him out, which rules.
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May 21, 2023 18:16
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https://twitter.com/LittrellJosiah/status/1658996346173497344 Heh, smooth brained libs 
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May 21, 2023 18:31
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priznat posted:good media Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here
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May 21, 2023 18:31
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(30-second pause) "it ... makes one think ... of ... the film 'blade runner' uh ... and, er, the line ... 'he say you brade runnah'. yes. I often ... think of that, uh, that ... line."
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May 21, 2023 18:32
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celewign posted:You're doing this weird thing where you ascribe all of spacexs good decisions to other people and all their bad decisions to musk. Lots of rocket systems do not need a flame trench and it's unlikely a mars or moon launch will have a flame trench at launch site. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1313952039869788173
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May 21, 2023 18:49
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May 21, 2023 19:10
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Elon Musk is so motherfucking stupid
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May 21, 2023 19:16
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Buce posted:(30-second pause) "it ... makes one think ... of ... the film 'blade runner' uh ... and, er, the line ... 'he say you brade runnah'. yes. I often ... think of that, uh, that ... line." This will trigger the libs
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May 21, 2023 19:18
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Why the gently caress is he still so bad at talking. It’s basically his only job!!
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May 21, 2023 19:34
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I love the pause
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May 21, 2023 19:36
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priznat posted:Why the gently caress is he still so bad at talking. It’s basically his only job!! His job is to pay an army of sycophants to talk on his behalf
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May 21, 2023 19:43
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steinrokkan posted:His job is to pay an army of sycophants to talk on his behalf then why wont he shut the gently caress up?
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May 21, 2023 19:45
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kazil posted:then why wont he shut the gently caress up? He's very dumb.
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May 21, 2023 19:46
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Senor Tron posted:Lots of rocket systems aren't by far the most powerful collective set of engines ever flown. Oh really? I thought they planned on having some kind of booster usage at their "mars colony". If that ever happens
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May 21, 2023 20:06
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celewign posted:If that ever happens It won't.
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May 21, 2023 20:15
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elon musk is an anagram of lone skum
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May 21, 2023 20:19
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and also sunk mole
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May 21, 2023 20:21
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Muskanda Forever.
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May 21, 2023 20:34
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deep dish peat moss posted:and also sunk mole 
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May 21, 2023 20:38
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priznat posted:Why the gently caress is he still so bad at talking. It’s basically his only job!! "If I could say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker!" sprinkle it with ums, ers, and uhs and a long uncomfortable pause.
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May 21, 2023 20:55
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660231183605669888?cxt=HHwWgIC9_eLdqYouAAAA
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May 21, 2023 21:13
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female surplus is a cool and normal phrase to say
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May 21, 2023 21:14
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660231183605669888?cxt=HHwWgIC9_eLdqYouAAAA You can't say he's not doing his part
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May 21, 2023 21:16
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Consummate Professional posted:female surplus is a cool and normal phrase to say Look it's only rational actors here in the sexual marketplace
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May 21, 2023 21:25
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if he wants families then dont have "hardcore coding" crunch. also rich coming from the white lumpy thing that cut his company's family leave to the legal min and doesnt even know the name of his own kids and barely meets them once a year for a few hours.
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May 21, 2023 21:31
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https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1660179418441199618
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May 21, 2023 21:37
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LOL that the twitter blue dude somehow got 147,500 views and only 4 likes
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May 21, 2023 22:40
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MrMojok posted:LOL that the twitter blue dude somehow got 147,500 views and only 4 likes And only after eve6 dude mega-dunked on his rear end
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May 21, 2023 22:43
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MrMojok posted:LOL that the twitter blue dude somehow got 147,500 views and only 4 likes Those are retweets, not likes And probably QRTs dunking on him even more tbh
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May 21, 2023 23:23
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(crying) I'm not paying for engagement....there's other features (sob)
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May 21, 2023 23:25
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Huh according to some reporting Musk hiring that lady actually worked, they are no longer considered high risk for ads
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May 21, 2023 23:42
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they still haven't re-enabled search suggestions, the technology to make it not recommend gore videos just isn't there yet
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May 21, 2023 23:48
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660231183605669888?cxt=HHwWgIC9_eLdqYouAAAA The obvious answer here is to create a lethal South Korean reality show, kind of like Squid Game, but with males under 30, armed with melee weapons, competing against women over 60, armed with firearms. Have those surpluses cancel each other out.
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I'm shocked that people who can barely keep a roof over their own head working 100 hours a week aren't running out to have kids. This can only be because they're lazy and undisciplined.
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