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Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


Gadget offers assistance tossing salad efficiently

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/USA_Comrade/status/1660416994670260224?t=AQ4L-yCjEXdvoEeF2JRLBA&s=19

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
After seeing this, I might never cook chicken breast ever again full stop.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/shadow/status/1660295798184132611?t=np10QeP3elb30i8KIiHwxQ&s=19

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://twitter.com/i/status/1659505313177894912

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

This should probably be in the cursed thread

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/bigfrogcumming/status/412288237181231104?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



id rather think about goatse than salad fingers

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://www.bigfrog.com/cumming


Which thread was it that was talking about the Egyptian fertility god frog? I think Heqet's got herself a new temple.

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Knormal posted:

https://www.bigfrog.com/cumming


Which thread was it that was talking about the Egyptian fertility god frog? I think Heqet's got herself a new temple.

The Meme thread. They’ve moved on to tinned fish.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Carthag Tuek posted:

id rather think about goatse than salad fingers

Are there things you would rather think about than goatse?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RFC2324 posted:

Are there things you would rather think about than goatse?

when you put it like that, not really

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Paladinus posted:

After seeing this, I might never cook chicken breast ever again full stop.

PETA finally learning how to play the game to win

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Once more I find out I still don't understand Christianity.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That's some serious razor burn.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I got wood

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No no no, I don't care how much 'into crystals' you are this will shred your todger to bits.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ribbed, for his displeasure.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
We have such sights to show you

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Who needs sugar walls when you can have salt crystal walls

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

By popular demand posted:

No no no, I don't care how much 'into crystals' you are this will shred your todger to bits.

Your girth estimate is quite optimistic.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not really, an abrasive material is still bad to rub a soft appendage on even if said appendage is disappointingly miniscule.
Ask your mother.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
So you've seen my recent travel posts?

(stolen from the Schad thread)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Even remote tribes know that laughing at f a guys Dillinger is always good fun.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

How in the blue gently caress are you supposed to charge THAT crystal with your bros?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

How in the blue gently caress are you supposed to charge THAT crystal with your bros?

very, very carefully

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Oh Egon, we have got to get these two together

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And then huff the loose crystals?

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost
Good to see an old friend.
https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice
I could eat salmon for hours.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

*Tetris music intensifies*

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 5 days!)


Finger tighten the glans, then use the provided hex key to securely attach to the shaft

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Rust Martialis posted:

Finger tighten the glans, then use the provided hex key to securely attach to the shaft

Errr... I see a computer mouse, or to be honest a jizz dizz. What is it that you are seeing?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Karate Bastard posted:

Errr... I see a computer mouse, or to be honest a jizz dizz. What is it that you are seeing?

Someone sticking an alan key into a dickeye

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ah, right, as you do. My bad.

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