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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Communist Thoughts posted:

the actual worst movie ive been to see was Be Kind Rewind which is the only film i've ever walked out of

lol that movie was bad

Antonymous posted:

I walked out of only god forgives and wanted to walk out of under the skin and enter the void and titane but I was with people who didn't wanna go.

these movies however are all good (well except enter the void, noe kinda sucks)

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Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

they have good things in them (visuals basically) but their stories are very very dumb and bad. and they are extremely Male Director movies

titane I just didn't get it but I guess it was fine. maybe transphobic idk its too hard to tell

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Antonymous posted:

they have good things in them (visuals basically) but their stories are very very dumb and bad. and they are extremely Male Director movies

all stories are dumb and bad. also Titane is by a female director lol

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

all stories are dumb and bad. also Titane is by a female director lol

yah I know I was thinking of the other ones

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Drive is also bad , sorry everyone its not a good movie. I didn't see neon demon.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Drive is good, Valhalla Rising kinda sucked tho

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Neon Demon is a better Suspiria remake than the actual Suspiria remake film nerds pretend to like

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Hating Drive is autismphobia

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Mantis42 posted:

Hating Drive is autismphobia

you got me there

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

drive and inside llewyn davis have the same actors knocking eachother up and being poo poo heads who shouldn't be together and oscar is almost the same person in each

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

The ending of Barry is going to be real good. 👍👍👍👍

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

My apologies folks, it was rude of me to compare those crying children to goons.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The ending of Barry is going to be real good. 👍👍👍👍

would be a huge twist ending if true

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Neon Demon rules but it is a style over substance kinda movie. Its just got so much drat style that i cant not love it

Only God Forgives fuckin sucked tho

Drive im kinda ambivalent towards. I think it works and is a great looking movie, but i dont recall anything about the actual plot beyond the fact that baby goose is a getaway driver

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



I can’t wait for Succession to be over so I can stop hearing 35yos say “omg that’s so Kendall-coded” about stuff on the news

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

i haven't seen Succession but it's gotta be the worst show ever right?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i haven't seen Succession but it's gotta be the worst show ever right?

it's incredible, maybe one of the best shows ever, but unfortunately inspires a ton of awful discourse/posts

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

it's incredible, maybe one of the best shows ever, but unfortunately inspires a ton of awful discourse/posts

sounds bad

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
It sounds like it's about oligarchs so my America-brain might just get me to start shooting at the TV

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
succession is just rick and morty for millenials who make 6 figures

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

Neon Demon rules but it is a style over substance kinda movie. Its just got so much drat style that i cant not love it

Only God Forgives fuckin sucked tho

Drive im kinda ambivalent towards. I think it works and is a great looking movie, but i dont recall anything about the actual plot beyond the fact that baby goose is a getaway driver

Only God Forgives is good, it's just that its basically a giant waggling middle finger at the audience and clout refn picked up after Drive

Antonymous posted:

they have good things in them (visuals basically) but their stories are very very dumb and bad. and they are extremely Male Director movies

ogf is literally about toxic masculinity and the audience's obsession with depraved on-screen violence. F u!!!! *extending my big waggling middle finger*

Fuligin has issued a correction as of 21:17 on May 22, 2023

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
if anyone likes Refn ( I do) don’t sleep on his 6-part movie/show called Too Old to Die Young. it’s on Amazon. it’s pretty cspammy at times

good movie to do a ton of drugs and watch in n out of a fugue state at 2am on a Saturday night

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Antonymous posted:

Drive is also bad , sorry everyone its not a good movie. I didn't see neon demon.

Drive is great. Dacascos is fantastic in it. Best American martial arts movie of the 90s

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i haven't seen Succession but it's gotta be the worst show ever right?

me neither and definitely

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

ram dass in hell posted:

succession is just rick and morty for millenials who make 6 figures

Then who is Rick and Morty for

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

loquacius posted:

Then who is Rick and Morty for

STEM zoomers

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

loquacius posted:

Then who is Rick and Morty for

Millennials who make less than 6 figures lol

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Fuligin posted:

Only God Forgives is good, it's just that its basically a giant waggling middle finger at the audience and clout refn picked up after Drive

ogf is literally about toxic masculinity and the audience's obsession with depraved on-screen violence. F u!!!! *extending my big waggling middle finger*

I walked out when he put chopsticks into the guy tied to the chair's legs. there was nothing in that movie for me

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

did you know this movie that's extremely miserable to watch and has nothing to chew on is supposed to be that way? to make fun of you for watching it?

yah I caught that actually. which is why I left

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

What demographic are the Millennials who watch 30 Rock and Frasier reruns?

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

I love when someone shits in my burger in order to make fun of me for ordering a burger too. I eat it up and grin

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

I said the movie is dumb Male Director wankery and the defenders said both "nuh uh" and also "yeah but its supposed to be, which makes it right" which was validating to me and so I gotta mention that too

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

jeez dont strain yourself

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

loquacius posted:

Then who is Rick and Morty for

farm system for marvel writers

Frosted Flake posted:

What demographic are the Millennials who watch 30 Rock and Frasier reruns?

whitey

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Old wrestling is good

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The boyfriend in Midsommar reminded me of a dime-store Chris Pratt and it took me out of the movie a little bit. Also he's in like his mid-20s, he doesn't need your Viagra fumes in order to gently caress.

E: though I guess it would be weird to gently caress a stranger in front of a dozen nude strangers, can't say that I've been in that situation before.

C-Euro has issued a correction as of 21:58 on May 22, 2023

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

Frosted Flake posted:

What demographic are the Millennials who watch 30 Rock and Frasier reruns?

youtube addicted slobs whose lives are controlled solely by the algorithm

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

C-Euro posted:

The boyfriend in Midsommar reminded me of a dime-store Chris Pratt and it took me out of the movie a little bit. Also he's in like his mid-20s, he doesn't need your Viagra fumes in order to gently caress.

E: though I guess it would be weird to gently caress a stranger in front of a dozen nude strangers, can't say that I've been in that situation before.

well it was a roofie than viagra

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

the one-shot scene in the latest Barry with NoHo Hank was awesome

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Anime is very working class in America. Why? Because.

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