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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/JohnCogs5/status/1254431743156932612?s=20

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Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
I remember making that years ago with Borax and Elmers glue. Not impressive pal

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

It takes days to get the mix right.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*


BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

deep dish peat moss posted:

otoh it becomes predictable, like how Target won't do anything about shoplifting until they have evidence of you stealing enough to make it a felony. In my state that happens at $1,000 which means you are totally in the free and clear to steal up to $999 worth of things from Target.

Forbidden couponing!

It's like Master Shake eating the Broodwich, if you don't eat the sun-dried tomatoes you're fine.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Big Zinc's viral ad campaigns getting more esoteric

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

caspergers fucked around with this message at 05:10 on May 22, 2023

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mauser posted:

this happens when I put my bag down now on the self check out counter bagging area now

Same. I asked one of the staff about it, apparently they "updated" the system a week or so ago and add what ever the hell causes that as an addition ain't theft method.

It suck.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI&t=64s

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Inceltown posted:

And theft is cool so these hacks rule.

give me your lunch money, nerd! *shoves you into locker*

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Don't look into its eyes, that's how it gives you breast cancer!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

By popular demand posted:

Don't look into its eyes, that's how it gives you breast cancer!

All my family has breast cancer please take the doll's gaze away from me

Only serious offers please

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
No Time Wasters! Serious Offers Only!
I Know What I Have (breast cancer)


Next week I'll be selling another in my "Sickly Sweethearts" line of dolls.

Bloody Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 11:39 on May 22, 2023

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

:catstare:

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Inceltown posted:

The reason why they have very few cash self service checkouts though is so they can easily keep a record of who is stealing a lot of poo poo and when they finally decide you've stolen enough they've got a real easy paper trail to follow to nail you for grand theft stuff

Source?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Dunno mang it's not like we didn't know furries and the like exist, all the poo poo happening in real life is so much more cursed.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No Time Wasters! Serious Offers Only!
I Know What I Have (breast cancer)


Next week I'll be selling another in my "Sickly Sweethearts" line of dolls.



That’s just 2020s Fred Durst

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Listen to the Sick Beats of Rhubarb Growing in the Dark

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Is there no sound or am I blind?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Milo and POTUS posted:

Is there no sound or am I blind?

There's sound, maybe the plugin didn't load for you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

Is there no sound or am I blind?

Um, that's not exactly how blindness works

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Milo and POTUS posted:

Is there no sound or am I blind?

There’s another link to soundcloud inside the article where you can hear the actual sound it’s not that exciting though so don’t feel bad about missing it

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Um, that's not exactly how blindness works

Have you never turned down your car stereo to watch the road with full attention

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




History Comes Inside! posted:

There’s another link to soundcloud inside the article where you can hear the actual sound it’s not that exciting though so don’t feel bad about missing it

Thanks for pointing this out. I would not have noticed otherwise.

Firefox or some addon blocked the soundcloud embeds. The links looked like just a subheading. It's those blue ones:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

10/10

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I had to post this somewhere, it needed to be shown.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Need it had?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I guess the curse is the Beepo made 69 million before more folks realized that NFTs are loving stupid.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/36NGa4C.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No Time Wasters! Serious Offers Only!
I Know What I Have (breast cancer)


Next week I'll be selling another in my "Sickly Sweethearts" line of dolls.



Sold!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

History Comes Inside! posted:

That’s just 2020s Fred Durst



I met Fred Durst. He came into the store where I worked to buy his own poo poo. He's a lot shorter than you'd think.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Plan R posted:

I met Fred Durst. He came into the store where I worked to buy his own poo poo. He's a lot shorter than you'd think.

Did you remind him of the store’s “you break it, you buy it” policy?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Why is this cursed? Seems like a lot of work and effort into a realistic model of Harley/Robbie.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Waltzing Along posted:

Why is this cursed? Seems like a lot of work and effort into a realistic model of Harley/Robbie.

I had sex with the doll.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Putting the eye and teeth into something that realistic was giving me the squicks.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

History Comes Inside! posted:

It’s literally in the headline

I guess I was thinking of the self-checkouts at grocery stores asking for tips. i used to be able to comprehend words, i swear.
my bad. there were pages of discussion







blursed:

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:08 on May 23, 2023

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

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