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this. except designing the dick sucking machines
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:this. except designing the dick sucking machines so what you're saying is you had a bad experience with pre-alpha machine testing.....?
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May 23, 2023 16:11
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bagmonkey posted:so what you're saying is you had a bad experience with pre-alpha machine testing.....? i've said it before and i'll say it again. you CANNOT trust robots
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May 23, 2023 16:13
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Hot Cocoa was the brains behind the SuckCo MilkMaster 6900
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:this. except designing the dick sucking machines lol I wish I saw the pricetag that [GERMAN AUDIO COMPANY] sold their Canadian robot arms for, it wasn't much compared to the investment MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:18 on May 23, 2023 |
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May 23, 2023 16:15
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what did it run out of dicks
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May 23, 2023 16:18
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:what did it run out of dicks both of them got sold to buyers because they weren't workin no more new tiny b's in new factories to manhandle
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May 23, 2023 16:20
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The robots jizz oil in your gullet even when you ask them nicely not to
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May 23, 2023 16:36
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and its pourin like an avalanche, cumming down a mountain
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May 23, 2023 16:37
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i don't mind the cum sometimes
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May 23, 2023 16:43
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my last day of work for a week and someone just scheduled a meeting for 4pm. my previous last meeting today was at noon. PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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May 23, 2023 16:50
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i bet yhou could design a machine that both sucked dicks and put the holes in swiss cheese. food for thought.
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May 23, 2023 16:51
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i bet yhou could design a machine that both sucked dicks and put the holes in swiss cheese. food for thought. This is the kind of thinking that gets results 
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May 23, 2023 16:52
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let's discuss on teams at 4:45
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May 23, 2023 16:53
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AARD VARKMAN posted:my last day of work for a week and someone just scheduled a meeting for 4pm. my previous last meeting today was at noon. PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Idk why you don't put a five hour long meeting hold on Friday afternoons One of my coworkers does that for the week so people don't slip in random meetings on her calendar
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May 23, 2023 16:54
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yeah one of my bosses just blocks off time on his own calendar so you can't schedule with him except in free periods or whatever, it's not hard to set up
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May 23, 2023 16:55
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This is the kind of thinking that gets results Sure, if you mean the kind of results that inevitably crop up when man tries to play god. 
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May 23, 2023 16:57
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kntfkr posted:yeah one of my bosses just blocks off time on his own calendar so you can't schedule with him except in free periods or whatever, it's not hard to set up My former boss had her lunch hour blocked off every day which should just be the default Outlook setting imo.
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May 23, 2023 16:57
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New job transposed numbers in my address and therefore can't deliver me what I need to start work 
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May 23, 2023 17:03
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kntfkr posted:let's discuss on teams at 4:45
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May 23, 2023 17:04
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Seth Pecksniff posted:New job transposed numbers in my address and therefore can't deliver me what I need to start work Do you still get paid?
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May 23, 2023 17:07
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Dick Fontaine posted:Do you still get paid? Head moderator is a labor of love, not riches
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May 23, 2023 17:08
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Dick Fontaine posted:Do you still get paid? I don't start for two weeks so it's not a huge issue but it is annoying!
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May 23, 2023 17:10
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Just gonna call you, give me one sec
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May 23, 2023 17:13
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Seth Pecksniff posted:New job transposed numbers in my address and therefore can't deliver me what I need to start work http://sndup.net/6hjv
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lol my boss used my 1-on-1 to try and get me to push for a promotion to a role with zero coding and literally only writing diagrams and architecture documents. and most importantly, MEETINGS. sounds like an absolute nightmare tbqh
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May 23, 2023 18:33
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AARD VARKMAN posted:lol my boss used my 1-on-1 to try and get me to push for a promotion to a role with zero coding and literally only writing diagrams and architecture documents. and most importantly, MEETINGS. sounds like an absolute nightmare tbqh how many meetings per day, an an hourly basis? 15? 25?
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May 23, 2023 18:34
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MrQwerty posted:how many meetings per day, an an hourly basis? 15? 25? if my boss's schedule is at all similar, and it would be, it would be 3 night meetings minimum a week + 6am meetings, sometimes both on the same day. also he made it clear HR is Very Serious about making every office worker go in and we are only not in right now because they can't get the office here to pass fire code for some reason
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May 23, 2023 18:37
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AARD VARKMAN posted:if my boss's schedule is at all similar, and it would be, it would be 3 night meetings minimum a week + 6am meetings, sometimes both on the same day. lmao that sounds like trash!
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May 23, 2023 18:37
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btw there are no more DBAs at my company because they were all at another office and all quit within 3 weeks because they were forced to come in. my team has to do our own dba work now lol
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May 23, 2023 18:38
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plus like 7 morning meetings and 9 afternoon meetings, bullshit
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May 23, 2023 18:38
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gently caress work. have uhhhhh this 
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May 23, 2023 18:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scmU9xEd9pE
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May 23, 2023 18:46
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I got let go. rip
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May 23, 2023 18:47
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AARD VARKMAN posted:they can't get the office here to pass fire code for some reason Lol
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May 23, 2023 18:48
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kalel posted:I got let go. rip start of a lot of these posts in gbs
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May 23, 2023 18:48
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they said it had nothing to do with performance but I'm pretty sure it's because I didn't suck the dicks fast enough
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gonna be all AI sucking dick soon
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I WAS SO SMART TO NEVER WORK IN A FACTORY OR LEARN A TRADE *some dude can type my job into gpt*
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