TrueAnon: The Only Non-Pedophile Podcast

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KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I need it!

# ? May 23, 2023 22:46

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# ? May 28, 2024 03:36

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Rorobb posted:

Anyone else catch brace take over a Twitter space that Benny Johnson was the guest of honor in? He made Benny Johnson look so stupid that Benny pretended to have connection issues. It was pretty funny

GIVE IT TO ME

# ? May 23, 2023 22:47

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

it�s like 4 hours long

https://twitter.com/ladybug245/status/1660783488532983812

# ? May 24, 2023 00:25

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

it’s like 4 hours long

https://twitter.com/ladybug245/status/1660783488532983812

Brace gets introduced 19:40 "If I may jump in here right quick.." and just goes full epstien mentat

# ? May 24, 2023 01:22

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

The twitter app is the worst podcatcher software. These hosts are also r

# ? May 24, 2023 01:40

Rorobb: Aug 17, 2005

1:28:30 is the part I was talking about, but you have to listen to about 2 minutes of Benny being a moron before brace speaks if you want context about why brace is arguing with him

I listened to the rest of brace�s appearance while doing some chore - he stayed on for another hour or so I believe and basically big dogged the entire call and they kept fact checking other people by kicking it back to brace. It was really funny. Every single other person on the call was horrible though

E: at around 1:48 Benny comes back and him and the host have this exchange:

Host: Benny I�m glad the connection works
Benny: (very quietly) top g
Host: Top g. Heh. Andrew tate. Now Benny (asks some stupid rear end question)

Rorobb fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 25, 2023

# ? May 25, 2023 17:22

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1664322865485807616?s=20

Is there, like, some big mystery surrounding the sandwich pedophile?

# ? Jun 1, 2023 19:26

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Yeah, how did he lose that weight

# ? Jun 1, 2023 19:32

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Halloween Jack posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1664322865485807616?s=20

Is there, like, some big mystery surrounding the sandwich pedophile?

Listen and find out

# ? Jun 1, 2023 19:49

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

i watched the doc about the guy. this lady who knew him started recording him when he would talk about *wink wink nudge nudge* sexy children and she went to the FBI. they told her "uh technically you commited a crime by recording him so now you belong to us" and they sent her back out to get more recordings. she had to sit there and listen to Jared talk about putting cameras in her home to record her own children.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 19:55

right arm: Oct 30, 2011

KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, how did he lose that weight

ozembic

# ? Jun 1, 2023 20:15

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, how did he lose that weight

Adenochrome. It goes all the way to the top, and it starts with Jared and his diamonds.

# ? Jun 2, 2023 16:37

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, how did he lose that weight

desperate to get into small pants

# ? Jun 3, 2023 00:38

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

TenementFunster posted:

desperate to get into small pants

# ? Jun 3, 2023 00:46

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Brace is NOT a MILF guy

# ? Jun 5, 2023 11:50

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

to catch a pedophile,

# ? Jun 7, 2023 04:56

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

lol

# ? Jun 7, 2023 05:01

TerminalSaint: Apr 21, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670902330462535684?s=20

# ? Jun 20, 2023 00:14

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Can't believe YungChomsky is only 5'2" and Liz is 4'8"

# ? Jun 20, 2023 00:31

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Anchor Steam is fine.

# ? Jun 20, 2023 00:48

TerminalSaint: Apr 21, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Just pretending all episode that Anchor kicked off the craft beer craze instead of Sam Adams.

# ? Jun 20, 2023 01:11

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

TerminalSaint posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670902330462535684?s=20

lol

# ? Jun 20, 2023 01:12

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Good brace rant this morning. In descending order:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670963962286841857?t=esg_FbLZ3tRriI-cm4ur_g&s=19

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670967192374894593?t=Duv_eXrTrli6XGzDvjQfJA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670973416243904513?t=sIcHX8RVNnDFfiR-a1JtNA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670975706233176064?t=NLdA28K922c27mxf62tfOw&s=19

# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:25

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

for anyone not aware, yes, the submarine was probably steered by a $9.99 wildcatz controller

# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:38

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

KirbyKhan posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670975038692966401?s=20

Wikipedia posted:

On November 24, 2009, a man named John Edward Jones (January 21, 1983 � November 25, 2009) became stuck and subsequently died in the cave after being trapped inside for 28 hours. While exploring with his brother Josh, Jones mistook a narrow tunnel for the similarly tight "Birth Canal" passageway and became stuck upside-down in an area measuring 10 by 18 inches (25 by 46 cm), around 400 feet (120 m) from the cave's entrance. Jones was held in place like a hook, unable to move without causing serious harm due to the bends his body was placed in.[7] A large team of rescue workers came to his assistance. Still, they were unable to retrieve Jones using a sophisticated rope-and-pulley system after a pulley failed mid-extrication. Jones ultimately suffered cardiac arrest due to the strain placed upon his body over several hours by his inverted, compressed position. Rescuers concluded that it would be too dangerous to attempt to retrieve his body; the landowner and Jones' family came to an agreement that the cave would be permanently closed, with the body sealed inside, as a memorial to Jones. Explosives were used to collapse the ceiling close to Jones' body, and the entrance hole was filled with concrete to prevent further access. The School and Institutional Trust Lands Administration, who own the property, decided to seal off the entrance.[8]

Some members of the spelunking community opposed the cave's closure. Facebook community groups petitioned to save the cave but failed.[9] The cave was closed prior to Jones' death, but cavers had cut their way through the gated entrance.[10] On April 4, 2018, the plaque that was engraved to memorialize Jones was reported to have been vandalized.[11]

A film about the tragedy titled The Last Descent, produced by James Halasima, was released on September 16, 2016. Domo CEO and Utah native Josh James financially contributed nearly $1 million to the film. Although James and Halasima are related, the donation was to support the tragic story that impacted many Utahns. Halasima began production in Utah and while the film showcased the state's natural beauty, he explained the focus of the film is on people and life. [12]

In addition to the film, Jones' brother-in-law, Dan Petersen, has organized the Nutty Putty Cycle Team and organized a Nutty Putty Bike Ride. The bike ride consisted of four members and covered 75-100 miles a day. On their route, the team was taken in at night by Latter Day Saint churches and would cycle every day except Sundays. They used this time to speak with LDS youth about the fatal accident at Nutty Putty and their mission.[13]

Imagine dying in the stupidest way possible and being memorialized in the stupidest way possible

# ? Jun 21, 2023 14:59

UP AND ADAM: Jan 24, 2007; by Pragmatica

What an rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 21, 2023 18:21

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

if i get stuck like that, go ahead and do the serious harm to my body. just get it over with please.

NOPE

uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jun 21, 2023

# ? Jun 21, 2023 18:30

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

KirbyKhan posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1670975706233176064?t=NLdA28K922c27mxf62tfOw&s=19

yeah, those guys deffo should have tried to use GPS under 10,000 feet of water. what fools.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 05:21

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

TenementFunster posted:

yeah, those guys deffo should have tried to use GPS under 10,000 feet of water. what fools.

they could've tried using anything but a Mad Katz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZPKMAUH3OE

# ? Jun 22, 2023 06:07

Gone Fashing: Aug 4, 2004; KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

gotta say out of all the ufo theories I've heard, the Roswell crash being a unit 731 related test flight where the Japanese were using disabled children as test pilots is one of the craziest

# ? Jun 30, 2023 20:04

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Gone Fashing posted:

gotta say out of all the ufo theories I've heard, the Roswell crash being a unit 731 related test flight where the Japanese were using disabled children as test pilots is one of the craziest

I've heard a variation on this with Russians instead.

# ? Jun 30, 2023 22:22