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lmao there were MTA workers giving him their keys and shifts so he'd cover for them. Dudes rock.
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May 23, 2023 17:33
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Coxswain Balls posted:lmao there were MTA workers giving him their keys and shifts so he'd cover for him. Dudes rock. imagine getting caught doing this after like 6 months lol
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May 23, 2023 17:35
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"your honor, in my defense, tell me you wouldn't let an autistic guy do your job for you for free. say it under oath!"
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May 23, 2023 17:51
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this is the best train guy, booked a train ride that isn’t supposed to be available to the public and rode a train into pyongyang north korea http://vienna-pyongyang.blogspot.com the best parts are when he is seeing wild poo poo that no one can normally see but he’s mainly just obsessed with a rare locomotive in the background of the photo
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May 23, 2023 17:56
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moist turtleneck posted:Yeah they even pulled him out of the sanitarium to consult on something about the trains like he was some batman villain even "better", they pulled him out of jail to consult on subway safety issues post 9/11 and told him they'd reduce his sentence but then decided that he was too much of a security risk and just sent him back actual cops more evil than the comic book villains who ran the suicide squad
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May 23, 2023 18:01
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he literally knows too much, what if he made the trains always run on time
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May 23, 2023 18:11
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lmao at there being a shitload of neil footage that they just cut
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May 23, 2023 18:35
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inferis posted:this is the best train guy, booked a train ride that isn’t supposed to be available to the public and rode a train into pyongyang north korea woah this is incredible
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May 23, 2023 18:36
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“if you put two babies next to each other, they’re going to be racist at each other”
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May 23, 2023 18:36
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:“if you put two babies next to each other, they’re going to be racist at each other” Science Rules
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May 23, 2023 18:44
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slave to my cravings posted:In case anyone was wondering what Vinny was up to
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May 23, 2023 19:30
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Science Rules
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May 23, 2023 19:32
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Science Rules
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May 23, 2023 20:13
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https://twitter.com/JebBrooks/status/1556306828161589249?t=5vJUF_S3CWDOKzQ29nnPxg&s=19
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May 23, 2023 20:23
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dudes fuckin rock
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May 23, 2023 20:25
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Picturing that guy going from super happy to disappointed when he discovers what his wife really meant when she said she planned a train to run on her.
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May 23, 2023 21:54
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He's in good hands, she was an engineer that designed airport terminals He bought her a gold 747 necklace during their engagement Of the plane, not the numbers
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May 23, 2023 21:59
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I take the commuter train into seattle for work and a few months ago there was a train guy trying to talk to one of the employees and I heard him go “I mean I like trains as my job but I am not into them like that” also constantly amazed at how almost every day there’s at least one person filming the train. trains do rule though.
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May 23, 2023 22:35
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Anyone ever run into an elevator guy? I was at a hotel one time and there was this guy on the elevator filming how fast the elevator went from the 12th floor to the lobby and was in complete awe about it.
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May 23, 2023 22:40
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/JebBrooks/status/1556306828161589249?t=5vJUF_S3CWDOKzQ29nnPxg&s=19 he is right though, traveling by rail is chill af
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May 23, 2023 22:41
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https://content.blubrry.com/cum_town/CumTown-0007-ep-7-autism-powers-20789.mp3#t=598
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May 23, 2023 22:43
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but seriously though some hotels have insanely fast elevators slowest one I was on was in the parking garage under some hotel and everyone in there started getting scared that it wasn't moving but 5 minutes later the door opened to the lobby
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May 23, 2023 22:44
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https://content.blubrry.com/cum_town/CumTown-0182-ep-182-a-friend-of-ours-88027.mp3#t=636 vs https://content.blubrry.com/cum_town/CumTown-0182-ep-182-a-friend-of-ours-88027.mp3#t=779
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May 23, 2023 22:46
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moist turtleneck posted:but seriously though some hotels have insanely fast elevators the one in my friends apartment building takes over a minute and a half to go 3 floors, it has no inner doors. if you're not careful, you can accidentally trigger the sensor that stops the elevator when you get too close to the open ends at a specific spot close to the floor you're going to get out on. what then happens is that the door out of the elevator is still locked, and the buttons inside the elevator do nothing, so you have to call the emergency number and wait for a technician to let you out.
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May 23, 2023 22:56
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a dad that gets stuck all the time to get some time to do the sudoku
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May 23, 2023 22:59
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holefoods posted:trains do rule though. that's the thing - trains are very cool. it's a big giant machine that goes all over the land, sometimes very fast, and carries lots of people and cargo. if a person can't find something to like about that then well i don't even know
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May 23, 2023 23:22
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I’m on a train rn
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May 23, 2023 23:54
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I'm rail zoning on Thursday
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May 24, 2023 00:27
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thinking about hitting the rail zone if my guy comes through
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May 24, 2023 00:38
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slave to my cravings posted:Anyone ever run into an elevator guy? I was at a hotel one time and there was this guy on the elevator filming how fast the elevator went from the 12th floor to the lobby and was in complete awe about it. I hosed him
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May 24, 2023 02:11
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The elevators in my building are insanely fast, but break constantly. All 6 have never, ever worked at the same time. The building mgmt makes a bunch of half hearted excuses as to why, but recently one has been broken for 6 months. Anyways trains are cool and I went to japan and played a train simulator game where an anime girl tells you how good of a job you are doing driving the train it was pretty great. I ran the same exact line I used to get to the arcade, peak autism moment for me.
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May 24, 2023 02:16
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a kid at highschools dad worked for OTIS elevators and he would tell you how poo poo KONE elevators were any chance you gave him
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May 24, 2023 02:21
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That’s like how because my dad worked at Boeing he needs to ask me what kind of plane I’m flying on every time I take a trip
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May 24, 2023 02:25
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dad who worked all his life at the dick sucking factory always asking his son what kind of dicks he's sucking on
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May 24, 2023 02:33
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lmao that one got me for real
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May 24, 2023 02:37
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goethe.cx posted:dad who worked all his life at the dick sucking factory always asking his son what kind of dicks he's sucking on the stick figure drawing of the dad checking in on his son saying "are ya winning, son?" but the son is just blowing a roomfull of dudes
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May 24, 2023 02:39
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moist turtleneck posted:Yeah they even pulled him out of the sanitarium to consult on something about the trains like he was some batman villain quote:In October 2018, a judge ruled that McCollum was dangerously becoming mentally ill, and was sentenced to the Rochester Forensic Psychiatric Hospital, a prison facility for the most dangerous imprisoned criminals. They even sent this mfer to Arkham for train crimes. I watched Love on the Spectrum after Nick talked about it on Ian and Jordan's show and that one guy who got a job as a bus driver was on top of the world. You'd think it'd be cheaper and more productive to hire this dude to drive a bus like he was already doing, but then I saw the guy was black so of course they're very concerned about "liability issues".
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May 24, 2023 02:41
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Workshopping a new bit where I go “last one in the pool has to suck everybody’s dick!!” then do a super exaggerated slow walk and go “oh no!!!” as everyone else races past me to get in
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May 24, 2023 02:42
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My dad was a klansman and I hadn't talked to him in 13 years when he died two months ago. He worked for Ford and never drove one because he knew how hosed up he was at work all the time while assembling cars.
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May 24, 2023 03:41
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molestrios... let your brother use the n word
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