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Steve Wiebe.
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Steve Wiebe. 30 42.25%
Steve Wiebe. 41 57.75%
Total: 48 votes
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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

I still rewatch porkin across america and sex house, annually

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

homeless snail posted:

I still rewatch porkin across america and sex house, annually

same

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Khanstant posted:

porkin across america, sex house, and lake dredge are incredible and still hold up. i feel liek i watched a movie not too long ago that i kind of thought was just a slightly longer and less efficient porkin across america

This is the first time I've heard someone else mention Sex House. I'm still not 100% sure that it's real.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TECGwfkGZM

They got the cutscenes from that Incredibly Rare Um Jammer Lammy Arcade Game

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

C-Euro posted:

This is the first time I've heard someone else mention Sex House. I'm still not 100% sure that it's real.

sex house is real and it is real good

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

C-Euro posted:

This is the first time I've heard someone else mention Sex House. I'm still not 100% sure that it's real.

The name makes it a really hard show to recommend to people IRL, and it's also one of those things where you can't really say too much without kind of just kind of explaining/killing the joke, and trying to like give an example of a funny bit is even worse out of context.

The whole gag is more relevant today than ever with poo poo like that Netflix show where they put horny people in a resort together and have like a list of sexual acts according to their penalty deducted from the prize pool

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I loved the entire Today Now series, and the In the Know series, which I don’t see mentioned too often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwom49awRKg

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Jay Rust posted:

I loved the entire Today Now series, and the In the Know series, which I don’t see mentioned too often

Those were my two favorites. Great writing with top tier acting.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

today now is crucial to the porkin across america canon

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Official PC numbers from Sony



TLOU1 was a technical shitshow, but I honestly thought Spider-Man would have sold more by now

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Mayor they should release the PC versions sooner :shrug:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The man who sells a modest amount of PC copies!



SPIDER-MAN!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Sally posted:

sex house is real and it is real good

Khanstant posted:

The name makes it a really hard show to recommend to people IRL, and it's also one of those things where you can't really say too much without kind of just kind of explaining/killing the joke, and trying to like give an example of a funny bit is even worse out of context.

The whole gag is more relevant today than ever with poo poo like that Netflix show where they put horny people in a resort together and have like a list of sexual acts according to their penalty deducted from the prize pool

Oh I've seen it, or at least I think I have. Part of me wonders if my wife and I just had a shared hallucination though.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
hello, please watch a man lose his mind at a 30 year old ugly cgi cartoon
https://clips.twitch.tv/BadResoluteShallotThisIsSparta-9rmTgAatYJF95AYo

the rest of it, vinny watching all the DKC tv show song segments without knowing anything about the show. it's amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xAbuopjU6c&hd=1

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Rinkles posted:

Official PC numbers from Sony



TLOU1 was a technical shitshow, but I honestly thought Spider-Man would have sold more by now

Spiderman I would expect more but TLOU coming out like a thousand years late + right near the show, not sure what they expected

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

man. ffxiv is so good you guys.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
funny how everyone who says that have the exact same sneakers

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lake Dredge Appraisal is so loving good, and ends so perfectly. Just amazing "television".

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Waffleman_ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TECGwfkGZM

They got the cutscenes from that Incredibly Rare Um Jammer Lammy Arcade Game

I watched some of this earlier and the part of me that has desperately wanted an UmJammer Lammy sequel for two decades is somehow satisfied but extremely confused. More Lammy is more important than ever.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



has it always been UmJammer.... not Unjammer...?

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

always

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

has it always been UmJammer.... not Unjammer...?

You're the interloper from a different dimension this time because it's always been that, yeah.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Khanstant posted:

Spiderman I would expect more but TLOU coming out like a thousand years late + right near the show, not sure what they expected

Plus the TLOU port is complete garbage and even with the most recent update is not worth buying. Sony should just remove it altogether and refund everyone. It really hurt my faith in Sony to do PC ports, it felt like self-sabotage even. At least the rest of Sony's ports have been really good. 1.5 million plus for spider-man on PC is really not that bad at all. Steam is the smallest userbase of all of the major platforms.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Bloodborne PC port hitting Friday so it's all good

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I want it to happen, but I refuse to believe Bloodborne will ever come to PC or get a remaster for PS5.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I said come in! posted:

I want it to happen, but I refuse to believe Bloodborne will ever come to PC or get a remaster for PS5.

You just gotta believe in the power of dreams.

Just remember all the times the Something Awful forums have willed something into existence

Like making Nintendo buy the rights to Super Hornio Bros, thereby technically making the porn films official Mario Bros canon

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Bloodborne getting a PC port except it runs even worse

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

fridge corn posted:

Bloodborne getting a PC port except it runs even worse

20fps is the ideal action game frame rate...not sure what else to tell you.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

External Organs posted:

20fps is the ideal action game frame rate...not sure what else to tell you.

24, for the full cinematic experience.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
the main reason to not put out a PC port of Bloodborne is to avoid another round of 'bloodborne goated' discourse from souls-addled gamers thinking that grinding out the muscle memory for when to dodge toward and to the right of the boss is the pinnacle of action gameplay. parryheads wouldn't last one level in a real action game, like wonderful 101 on 101%

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Spicy but I must agree.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

The Outlast Trials has consumed me after I got done with Zelda. What a goofy, chaotic game. Hoping to clear the Exam levels with my friends today.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Kerrzhe posted:

man. ffxiv is so good you guys.

New forum rule: no more roman numerals. With ffxvi on the horizon it's becoming tougher for MANY gamers to quickly parse whether a post is about ffxiv (14) or ffxvi (16) if the arabic numerals are withheld.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

If it's FFXIV you shouldn't be parsing anyway

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

Relax Or DIE posted:

the main reason to not put out a PC port of Bloodborne is to avoid another round of 'bloodborne goated' discourse from souls-addled gamers thinking that grinding out the muscle memory for when to dodge toward and to the right of the boss is the pinnacle of action gameplay. parryheads wouldn't last one level in a real action game, like wonderful 101 on 101%

it is goated and i'm really sorry about your skill issue(s)

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/gematsu/status/1661363369901735937?s=20

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
A Ubisoft Original

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Relax Or DIE posted:

the main reason to not put out a PC port of Bloodborne is to avoid another round of 'bloodborne goated' discourse from souls-addled gamers thinking that grinding out the muscle memory for when to dodge toward and to the right of the boss is the pinnacle of action gameplay. parryheads wouldn't last one level in a real action game, like wonderful 101 on 101%

More like

*checks metacritic*

Wonderful 76

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Was AC Mirage the one where they were gonna make it a GaaS type thing?

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