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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: Boobs and Butts on every page.

Sex sells bagmo

The 5000 Page Thread: Bagmonkey Sells Sex

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: Boobs and Butts on every page.

Sex sells bagmo

The 5000 Page Thread: Sexy Pussy On Page 2654



E:
Alternately "Sexy Beast" or "Draw me like one of your French girls"

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 15:08 on May 24, 2023

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: Bagmonkey Smells Sex

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DorkusMalorkus posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: Bagmonkey Spells Sex

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Welp, that joke isnt very good

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Dang I fell asleep on the couch outta nowhere. Like a real god fearin Murican

I accidentally slept the whole night in my recliner :420:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

YOU WILL TRULY MADLY DEEPLY LOVE THIS CONDO WE JUST GOT IN

I forgot to ask, you got a new condo?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



ReelBigLizard posted:

I accidentally slept the whole night in my recliner :420:

It feels super good to fall a sleep but not for any length of time, so much better to be in bed but this is the life I've chosen

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Computer viking posted:

Ah, a fan of the boring boy genre. My sympathies, that sounds dreary.

The boring boy genre will never die, theres always new sad boys to pick up the torch.

I already knew I can't stand Ed Sheeran but now I know who Lewis Capaldi is and he's even worse. What is it with these boys who look like hobbits singing tragic love songs :mad:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

The boring boy genre will never die, theres always new sad boys to pick up the torch.

I already knew I can't stand Ed Sheeran but now I know who Lewis Capaldi is and he's even worse. What is it with these boys who look like hobbits singing tragic love songs :mad:

ed sheeran is the james corden of music

the whole drat country is obsessed with lewis capaldi and I DON'T GET IT but one thing i do like is he can at least have a laugh at himself

does Placebo count as sad boy music? they just came on the 90s radio station and now i'm like "man Placebo were good"

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Sexy Pussy thread, post your seductive kitties

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer


Pet my BELLY

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Super Sexy


Dang Girl


Hawt

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


boo repping the sexxxy big gals

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I fell and hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1 and I had to listen to the theme song as i crawled up the stairs screaming for help

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I fell and hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1 and I had to listen to the theme song as i crawled up the stairs screaming for help

This is the kind of posting we need.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I fell and hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1 and I had to listen to the theme song as i crawled up the stairs screaming for help

what was your favorite scene

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I fell and hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1 and I had to listen to the theme song as i crawled up the stairs screaming for help

was it a diarrhea or..

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Ed Sheeran seems like a nice enough guy, or at least more so than James Corden. Too bad about the songs.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Ruby Gloom posted:

was it a diarrhea or..

Diarrhea would leave a trail No good for spies.

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Ruby Gloom posted:

ed sheeran is the james corden of music

the whole drat country is obsessed with lewis capaldi and I DON'T GET IT but one thing i do like is he can at least have a laugh at himself

does Placebo count as sad boy music? they just came on the 90s radio station and now i'm like "man Placebo were good"

I'd say it counts as sad boy music, I love them so that's evidence right there

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
I think Placebo was on one of the Big Shiny Tunes CDs. That is my Placebo story

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


post ur best Placebo bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQngnnHE_0

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
Well that was a.quick list

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


actually have this non Placebo song as well, because i had them both on my VERY FUTURISTIC 158mb mp3 player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

actually have this non Placebo song as well, because i had them both on my VERY FUTURISTIC 158mb mp3 player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

good track

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sGmSEehi4

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
I just accurately did a basic pivot table and I think I died a little inside

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Beer Gay So What posted:

I just accurately did a basic pivot table and I think I died a little inside

is that one of these

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
It's a thing that Microsoft Excel professionals do.

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
I’m gonna cook a giant pork loin in the oven tonight but it’s gonna take forevvvveeeerrrr so I’m gonna eat a salmon lox and cream cheese bagel sandwich while the pork is cooking and just put the pork loin in the fridge for later this week once it’s done.

Pork loin is the only thing I’ve found with a price per lb comparable to chicken breast and there’s something about a big ol 2-3 lb slab of boneless meat that just feels right to the caveman part of the brain

its_my_birthday fucked around with this message at 20:29 on May 24, 2023

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Ruby Gloom posted:

is that one of these



Gymkata is the greatest movie ever made!

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Computer viking posted:

Ed Sheeran seems like a nice enough guy, or at least more so than James Corden. Too bad about the songs.

There's only one decent Ed Sheeran song and it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83x7MgzWOA

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

There's only one decent Ed Sheeran song and it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83x7MgzWOA

ok when bieber turned up on a magic carpet, that got a solid :lol: outta me

he is having the best time in that video :3:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
It's like, both of those guys suck but they somehow managed to not suck for just one song together :iiam:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus posted:

There's only one decent Ed Sheeran song and it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83x7MgzWOA

I've never knowingly listened to an ed sheeran or bieber song but I tried to listen to this

I made it like 30 seconds before I had to turn it off

maybe it seems better if you have their other songs to compare it to

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


goddam i love shopping for bachelorette parties

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I filled an order for a patient named David Lander but it's not Squiggy because he's dead :(

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