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pacerwpg posted:It's a thing that Microsoft Excel professionals do. there are dozens of us! 
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May 24, 2023 21:14
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its_my_birthday posted:I’m gonna cook a giant pork loin in the oven tonight but it’s gonna take forevvvveeeerrrr so I’m gonna eat a salmon lox and cream cheese bagel sandwich while the pork is cooking and just put the pork loin in the fridge for later this week once it’s done. I really like pork loin, it's pretty lean so it can be over cooked pretty easily, but it's great when done well.
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May 24, 2023 22:03
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Hey wait I failed to post sexy kitty on the last page
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May 24, 2023 22:28
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:I really like pork loin, it's pretty lean so it can be over cooked pretty easily, but it's great when done well. How do you like to season it? I’m gonna do blackened season on it when I get home but it seems like pretty much anything would work When I cooked it before I seared it before putting it into the oven but I don’t think that added much. I’m prob just gonna let it raw dog in the oven after it’s seasoned this time
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May 24, 2023 22:46
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its_my_birthday posted:How do you like to season it? you making a gravy? a loin calls for gravy.
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May 24, 2023 23:11
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No, because I dont know how but also cause I’d have to go to the store
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May 24, 2023 23:27
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Just put it in the crockpot with a sliced onion and a bottle of sweet baby rays bbq sauce and some beer. Instant (in 12 hrs at low heat) pulled pork.
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May 24, 2023 23:38
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I fell and hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1 and I had to listen to the theme song as i crawled up the stairs screaming for help The 5000 Page Thread: I fell and hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1 and I had to listen to the theme song as i crawled up the stairs screaming for help
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May 24, 2023 23:43
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Also happy burfday Fartknocker.
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May 24, 2023 23:44
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I filled an order for a patient named David Lander but it's not Squiggy because he's dead Can't believe Squiggy fucken died. RIP to a real one.
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May 24, 2023 23:45
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Beer Gay So What posted:a loin calls for gravy. 
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May 24, 2023 23:46
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its_my_birthday posted:No, because I dont know how but also cause I’d have to go to the store melted butter and flour roux with some seasoning then stir in the drippin's
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May 24, 2023 23:46
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Dry rubbin'!
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May 24, 2023 23:49
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Prof. Crocodile posted:The 5000 Page Thread: I fell and hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1 and I had to listen to the theme song as i crawled up the stairs screaming for help someone make the mods increase the title length limit
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May 24, 2023 23:52
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Hmm Lemme Workshop This. We might Lose the 5000 Page Thread Monicker for the weekend.
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May 24, 2023 23:54
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No dice. I can't paint such a bold and vivid picture with so few characters
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May 24, 2023 23:56
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The 5000 Page Thread: Must Read Mission Impossible Shitpost on Page 2655
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May 25, 2023 00:03
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what is the limit? does this fit? The 5000 Page Thread: hit my head then poo poo my pants while watching the start of Mission Impossible 1
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May 25, 2023 00:04
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I don't think we can just go and lose the 5000 page thread from the title I would allow a shortening like "5k page thread" or something though
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May 25, 2023 00:05
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TIP posted:what is the limit? does this fit? I can do that w/o the 5000 page thread part, I forgot how many character limit and I'm too lazy to look it up, my mind is melted from listening to the Ron Desantis Twitter Space for like two minutes
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May 25, 2023 00:05
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TIP posted:I don't think we can just go and lose the 5000 page thread from the title
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May 25, 2023 00:06
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TIP posted:I don't think we can just go and lose the 5000 page thread from the title
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May 25, 2023 00:09
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how are we supposed to work under these restrictions 
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May 25, 2023 00:10
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I'm telling you guys!!!!! it's too long!!! I can't paint such a vivid, complex picture with so few characters!!! Astral is restraining us from becoming our TRUE selves!
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May 25, 2023 00:11
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That's a defeatist attitide
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May 25, 2023 00:14
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DorkusMalorkus posted:That's a defeatist attitide yeah they got all kinds of penis dlc these days
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May 25, 2023 00:19
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bagmonkey posted:I'm telling you guys!!!!! it's too long!!! I can't paint such a vivid, complex picture with so few characters!!! Astral is restraining us from becoming our TRUE selves! I found a thread in GBS with an 84 character title, so this would work: The 5K Page Thread: hit my head & poo poo my pants while watching mission impossible 1 it does lose a little flavor in the edit
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May 25, 2023 00:19
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TIP posted:I found a thread in GBS with an 84 character title, so this would work: thanks TIP, I appreciate you, I didn't want to do any work, so thank you, I did not have to do any work
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May 25, 2023 00:29
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If I’m feeling real lazy for dinner sometimes I’ll get one of those pre-seasoned pork loins from the store and throw it in the oven and make an easy side like steamed broccoli. If I’m feeling more ambitious I’ll get a real one and it gets a healthy rub of Tony Chachere’s and some time on the grill.
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May 25, 2023 00:29
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Huh, Tina Turner just died - I didn't know she was still alive, but it's still a little bit sad. As a tribute, the absolute peak of tasteful 80s culture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIe7N3zH5eU
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May 25, 2023 00:42
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You guys are doing a great job not being a slob like me, the most effort I could muster is to eat a handful of roast beef out of the package and half a romaine head like an apple
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May 25, 2023 00:43
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If I’m feeling real lazy for dinner sometimes I’ll get one of those pre-seasoned pork loins from the store and throw it in the oven and make an easy side like steamed broccoli. If I’m feeling more ambitious I’ll get a real one and it gets a healthy rub of Tony Chachere’s and some time on the grill. if I'm feeling real lazy for dinner it's much lazier than this
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May 25, 2023 00:43
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:You guys are doing a great job not being a slob like me, the most effort I could muster is to eat a handful of roast beef out of the package and half a romaine head like an apple I would probably be dead if protein shakes didn't exist it's just about the laziest meal possible AND I NEED THAT
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May 25, 2023 00:43
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Computer viking posted:Huh, Tina Turner just died - I didn't know she was still alive, but it's still a little bit sad. I barely check the news anymore because I hate everything in the news, so thank you 5kpt for informing me of one thing I actually care a little about Also that is pretty sad but she had a good run
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May 25, 2023 01:02
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:You guys are doing a great job not being a slob like me, the most effort I could muster is to eat a handful of roast beef out of the package and half a romaine head like an apple very chaotic neutral sandwich imo
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May 25, 2023 01:06
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I'm gonna watch the Tina Turner documentary tonight I think, she was a super badass woman
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May 25, 2023 01:08
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If I’m feeling real lazy for dinner sometimes I’ll get one of those pre-seasoned pork loins from the store and throw it in the oven and make an easy side like steamed broccoli. If I’m feeling more ambitious I’ll get a real one and it gets a healthy rub of Tony Chachere’s and some time on the grill. I've been doing one of those pork loins about once a week for months now, I cut the leftovers real thin and use it for sandwiches the next couple days
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May 25, 2023 01:25
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Computer viking posted:Huh, Tina Turner just died - I didn't know she was still alive, but it's still a little bit sad. it's weird, yesterday this thread was all about savage garden, a band I came to hate because my sister played them on a loop now tina turner, someone who I largely avoided because that same sister was so obsessed with her at a young age, but I could never actually hate her because tina was actually good
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May 25, 2023 01:34
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 5.84 pounds of meat!
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May 25, 2023 01:36
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Ignore the stove splatter plz I’m gonna clean it when this is in the oven and I got room on top again
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May 25, 2023 01:37
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