Bum the Sad posted:Hey pecker sniffer, I ate a drug gummy last night and was gonna troll a lot and you hosed that up, I kept trying to troll and forgetting I was in cat jail every few minutes. Lmao this rules
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Somehow more embarrassing than a normal disney adult
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May 24, 2023 23:02
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There's always so much choice in the 'I'm a big whiny loser' t-shirt category.
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May 24, 2023 23:06
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Email I got from Amazon a couple minutes ago: Truly a  timeline we're in.
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May 24, 2023 23:42
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Nurses and Doctors peeing into plastic bottles between calls.
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May 24, 2023 23:54
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Nowher posted:Nurses and Doctors peeing into plastic bottles between calls. Trying to walk a caller through how to take their own temperature with a forehead temperature scanner but they can't figure it out and start yelling and the doctor gets fired.
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May 25, 2023 00:06
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Republicans will use it as an example of the free market working to get rid of medicare entirely. But honestly, amazon healthcare is probably the closest thing this country will ever have to universal healthcare and that makes me super depressed.
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May 25, 2023 00:12
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I dunno, I kinda like the idea of some uninterested cyber doc that will just rubber stamp my prescription renewals without me needing to go to a lab twice a year
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May 25, 2023 00:38
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Azhais posted:I dunno, I kinda like the idea of some uninterested cyber doc that will just rubber stamp my prescription renewals without me needing to go to a lab twice a year I've asked for prescriptions on IRC lmao.
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May 25, 2023 00:59
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lmao this rules I seriously tried to submit at least a half dozen plus trolls in the app only to be met with “you’re on probation until 4:30am” or some poo poo each time. Jerk.
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May 25, 2023 01:14
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Bum the Sad posted:I seriously tried to submit at least a half dozen plus trolls in the app only to be met with “you’re on probation until 4:30am” or some poo poo each time. Is this how you imagined you’d be spending your 40’s?
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May 25, 2023 01:31
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Dick Fontaine posted:Is this how you imagined you’d be spending your 40’s? I’m not there yet! I also have a beautiful son so life is good What I do from 10pm to 2am is none of his concern.
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May 25, 2023 01:32
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Azhais posted:I dunno, I kinda like the idea of some uninterested cyber doc that will just rubber stamp my prescription renewals without me needing to go to a lab twice a year Just follow John Mulaney's advice and look up the doctors in your area with the worst ratings on Yelp
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May 25, 2023 01:40
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Bum the Sad posted:What I do from 10pm to 2am is none of his concern. The real curse will be when your son becomes a teen and says the same thing about you.
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May 25, 2023 02:58
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Alternative plan, keep them beside you at all times to fuel your bid for immortality 
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May 25, 2023 03:43
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If I ever saw someone wearing that I'd tell them I liked their pride rainbow shirt and watch them lose their minds
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May 25, 2023 03:48
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Captain Hygiene posted:Alternative plan, keep them beside you at all times to fuel your bid for immortality Gross Insert Gibson quote about the super rich no longer being human.
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May 25, 2023 04:01
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What if I told you they never were
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May 25, 2023 04:17
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if he's retaining his youth then why does he dye his hair
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May 25, 2023 04:32
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I like how he's 45 and looks 50 great job keep it up
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May 25, 2023 04:35
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ZixTheYeti posted:The real curse will be when your son becomes a teen and says the same thing about you. Semen everywhere
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May 25, 2023 04:42
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things you can say during fleet week and when your mom is visiting
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May 25, 2023 04:56
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Pretty bold style statement to rock progeria-chic
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May 25, 2023 05:12
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He looks good for his age though, not "young". And whatever blood magic he thinks he got going has never been proven to do anything, whatever hormonal supplements he's taking are probably doing more for his health.
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May 25, 2023 06:07
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He looks like a 25 year old and a 50 year old combined in a The Fly-esque accident
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May 25, 2023 06:10
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If there ever was an on the nose metaphor/not metaphor for late stage capitalism and societal decay it’s leeching the blood of the young to perpetuate the old and powerful.
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May 25, 2023 06:13
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Make America Fist Again
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May 25, 2023 06:29
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That dumb motherfucker sees his face in the mirror and thinks he looks any younger than 45 Literally only his lack of male pattern baldness stops him from looking older than his age. Especially if he had a shirt on. Every one of these idiots is going to die younger than Trump eating a hundred cheeberders a day
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May 25, 2023 06:32
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If Trump and DeSantis somehow bury the hatchet over some consensual fisting that would be troubling for the U.S. But also kind of great.
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May 25, 2023 06:35
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Ghostlight posted:if he's retaining his youth then why does he dye his hair $1.8 million of that $2 million a year budget is spent on Just for Men. Do you think he goes everywhere holding that little vial of blood like that? Like…was this a candid photo? I am going to pretend he does because that will make me giggle to myself every time I think about that now.
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May 25, 2023 07:48
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AlmightyBob posted:I like how he's 45 and looks 50 great job keep it up And about to die from hepatitis
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Non Compos Mentis posted:but i want them to be tiny dolls like in puppet master You got Small Soldiers already. You enjoy what ya got!
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I know logic is far beyond those morons but if they're happy representing the celestial bodies of the moon and sun as spheres why and how the gently caress do they reconcile that with the earth being a giant fuckin pizza, presumably yoten through the air by an angry pizzaiolo deity?
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May 25, 2023 15:22
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Bibble (also YouTube) Problem solved
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I'm afraid to ask, because I'm not sure I want more stupidity in my brain, but is there a single authority for flat earthers that has a unified...ideology, for lack of a better term? Like, do all flat earthers believe that the flat earth sits on pillars, and has a spherical moon? Or is it like other pseudosciences where the adherents just make up whatever bullshit they want, and everyone just accepts everything, conflicts and all? Are there orthodox flat earthers and protestant flat earthers, and neither of them like the reformation flat earthers?
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Wa11y posted:I'm afraid to ask, because I'm not sure I want more stupidity in my brain, but is there a single authority for flat earthers that has a unified...ideology, for lack of a better term? Like, do all flat earthers believe that the flat earth sits on pillars, and has a spherical moon? Or is it like other pseudosciences where the adherents just make up whatever bullshit they want, and everyone just accepts everything, conflicts and all? Are there orthodox flat earthers and protestant flat earthers, and neither of them like the reformation flat earthers? No, there is no logic to it or unified ideology and it doesn't really matter to them if it does. what matters is GOD!
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Wa11y posted:I'm afraid to ask, because I'm not sure I want more stupidity in my brain, but is there a single authority for flat earthers that has a unified...ideology, for lack of a better term? Like, do all flat earthers believe that the flat earth sits on pillars, and has a spherical moon? Or is it like other pseudosciences where the adherents just make up whatever bullshit they want, and everyone just accepts everything, conflicts and all? Are there orthodox flat earthers and protestant flat earthers, and neither of them like the reformation flat earthers? Lol
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Wa11y posted:I'm afraid to ask, because I'm not sure I want more stupidity in my brain, but is there a single authority for flat earthers that has a unified...ideology, for lack of a better term? Like, do all flat earthers believe that the flat earth sits on pillars, and has a spherical moon? Or is it like other pseudosciences where the adherents just make up whatever bullshit they want, and everyone just accepts everything, conflicts and all? Are there orthodox flat earthers and protestant flat earthers, and neither of them like the reformation flat earthers? There's no consistent ideology; like some people believe the world is a disc, some people believe it's an infinite plane, some of them think it's a weird origami thing. It's syncretic like other forms of pseudoscience, but they definitely don't just accept everyone else's random bullshit like Aquarians do. Half the fun of watching flat earthers meet up is when they get into a disagreement and start accusing one another of being deep-cover agents working for the conspiracy.
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