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Dabir posted:Came into the kitchen while I was making a sandwich, sneezed a load of snot all over her whiskers and licked it up while staring at me. She's had the sneezes for months and we can't work out why, poor thing. cat on coke
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Laid on my lap like this
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May 23, 2023 19:07
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I suplexed my cat onto the couch and pranced about the room screaming im number 1 while he looked at me and licked himself in defeat. Still undefeated
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May 23, 2023 19:18
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My cat started a new tech company and cooked a delicious breakfast, all before 6AM. What does your cat do? hmmm?
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May 23, 2023 19:20
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Tarkus posted:My cat started a new tech company and cooked a delicious breakfast, all before 6AM. What does your cat do? hmmm? My cat yells at me for a delicious breakfast also before 6AM.
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May 23, 2023 19:43
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One of the two pissed right inside the front door, meaning I stepped in it when I got home from work. I think it was because there was a disagreeable paper bag on the floor which had to be punished.
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May 23, 2023 19:56
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Tarkus posted:My cat started a new tech company and cooked a delicious breakfast, all before 6AM. What does your cat do? hmmm?
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May 23, 2023 20:02
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Tarkus posted:My cat started a new tech company and cooked a delicious breakfast, all before 6AM. What does your cat do? hmmm? Managed to wake up long enough for a photo. Sunbeams needed harvesting.
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May 25, 2023 18:21
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,y cat poo poo in a box
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May 25, 2023 19:25
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a shitload of peyote
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May 25, 2023 21:35
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Little bastard sliced open my wrist and a finger because I stopped petting him, now he howls at the door to get out and satisfy his bloodlust. His brother is cool though, chillin with the dog.
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May 27, 2023 14:04
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Peggy Edson posted:Laid on my lap like this Oz has demanded a bare minimum of 30 minutes of this while I comb his hair every single day since the day I adopted him almost 3 years ago  When I'm not holding the camera or combing him he wants to hug my other hand  e: also he usually drools all over my shirt the whole time deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 16:11 on May 27, 2023 |
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May 27, 2023 16:07
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FlamingLiberal posted:He sleeps in a big bed with my wife
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May 27, 2023 16:35
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deep dish peat moss posted:Oz has demanded a bare minimum of 30 minutes of this while I comb his hair every single day since the day I adopted him almost 3 years ago
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May 27, 2023 17:52
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deep dish peat moss posted:Oz has demanded a bare minimum of 30 minutes of this while I comb his hair every single day since the day I adopted him almost 3 years ago Mine does this except he lines up with my body and sits on top of me nose-to-nose so I can't possibly watch anything but him. He purrs like a fiend the entire time. One time he decided to change it up and I managed to position my phone so it was in front of my face, touching my nose, and snapped a picture:  look at that rear end LOOK AT IT. I HAD TO.
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May 27, 2023 18:46
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Shrimpin' Shrimpin' ain't easy. 
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May 28, 2023 03:33
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Become a beautiful flower
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Jun 5, 2023 22:17
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Today it was storming, so I took my landlord’s little dog downstairs to cuddle with me because she is afraid of storms. Frans, one of my cats, decided this was a strange change so he needed to act out by policing the litter pans which led to him starting a fight with his brother, Hans, also a cat. I took the dog back upstairs since the storm stopped. Now he is wandering around yelling at me
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Chronos: Peed in the sink. (Better than on the counter.) Guinness: lay on my chest and purred a deep, resonating purr that makes us both happy. Phobos: Leaped on Mrs. Genesplicer's back. This is bad, because Mrs. Genesplicer is still recovering from spine surgery and Phobos weighs 15 pounds. This means that Phobos has to go into the Genesis Cave (our art studio. it is 400 square feet of art space and catstacker.) BB-8: Caught yet another Hummingbird Hawk Moth and released it into the house. Caught by me and safely released outside. BW and Nelson II: (our outside feral guests): Demanded to be fed every single time I stepped out the front door. Even if I had just fed them five minutes before...
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I need to just say here that those are some excellent names
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Jun 7, 2023 08:19
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Took a nap next to me this afternoon like a lil angel that she is because why nap alone?
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Jun 7, 2023 08:36
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 Big old tummy rubs for like 2 hours
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Jun 7, 2023 09:59
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Dabir posted:Came into the kitchen while I was making a sandwich, sneezed a load of snot all over her whiskers and licked it up while staring at me. She's had the sneezes for months and we can't work out why, poor thing. Pick up some L-Lysine from the store, might help the little baby with the sneezes. My cat, Peppercorn Banshee, is currently on my thighs, purring up a storm and warming my legs up :3
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Jun 7, 2023 10:54
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Woke me up at 5 in the goddamn morning!
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My cat's favourite ways to tell me to get up and feed her at 5am: Stand on my chest and launch herself onto the windowsill Play in the windowblinds Perch on the headboard and purr a few inches from my head Extend paw and gently pat my head Pat my head again with a claw just slightly extended to remind me violence is an option
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Jun 7, 2023 11:21
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Carth Dookie posted:
i love this cat
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bitterandtwisted posted:My cat's favourite ways to tell me to get up and feed her at 5am: She doesn’t even want me to feed her. I give her food and she’ll ignore it! Usually her bowl still has food in it from her bedtime snack! She just wants me awake. Usually by climbing the built-ins next to the bed and dropping stuff on me from above.
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HellOnEarth posted:She doesn’t even want me to feed her. I give her food and she’ll ignore it! Usually her bowl still has food in it from her bedtime snack! She just wants me awake. bitterandtwisted posted:My cat's favourite ways to tell me to get up and feed her at 5am: lol good cats
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Jun 7, 2023 13:11
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Wish I had a cat again
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bitterandtwisted posted:My cat's favourite ways to tell me to get up and feed her at 5am: this shits the exact reason i got an auto feeder for the morning. still give her a can of wet in the evening for the hydration
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Jun 7, 2023 13:21
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seized the means of purrduction
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Dexter is on medicine that makes his stomach upset sometimes so he pukes. He gets real clingy before he pukes and this allows me to have him puke into any hastily grabbed container, or my hands, keeping our new carpet clean!
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He ran around and screamed because SO left the house for 20 seconds. Also Attacked my toes when I put them under the rug.
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Jun 8, 2023 03:30
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Laid on my lap and aggressively purred, affirming the brilliance of what I was typing, but then started licking my wrist every time I moved my hand back to the mouse and that was awful.
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verbal enema posted:i love this cat His name is Mango. Cuz when I got him:  He also has a white spotted belly.  Which I rub for luck and tuna kitty farts  Better belly pic 
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She did some real serious lookin'. 
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Carth Dookie posted:His name is Mango. Cuz when I got him: aww
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