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Khanstant posted:why is the fbi investigating and not the control bureueaio Alan doesn't know about the Control bureau, so he wrote them as FBI.
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I can't wait to play my Playstation Q at comet pizza and ping pong in washington DC
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# ? May 24, 2023 22:57 |
marshmallow creep posted:Alan doesn't know about the Control bureau, so he wrote them as FBI. Why doesn't he write something good? If I had that power I'd write a story where everybody mails me forty bucks to draw them MacGee from MacGee and Me so they can have their own lighthearted vaguely christian adventures.
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:02 |
Then I'd write a machine that draws the MacGees and Mes for me so I can just collect the 40 dollars and not do the work. I'd even write a machine to mail the MacGees out
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:02 |
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marshmallow creep posted:Alan doesn't know about the Control bureau, so he wrote them as FBI. Alan invented the Control Bureau. the second control DLC revealed that everything about the game possibly including jesse’s existence is a fabrication he made to bail him out of the dark place kind of sucks because control is the much better IP, it shouldn’t be subordinate to this schmuck’s ersatz Stephen King saga
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Oxxidation posted:Alan invented the Control Bureau. the second control DLC revealed that everything about the game possibly including jesse’s existence is a fabrication he made to bail him out of the dark place Easy: the Bureau is real and everything Alan is just another freaky mindfuck headgames room. Control was great but really showed they do not get what's good about it at all. Seems like maybe their MO is to make a really good game, but then gently caress it all up by thinking it's 2002 and the only way a videogame can exist is if you control a gun and click enemies forever. It's really out of place and makes their games worse, but it's like he can't conceive of a videogame not based around a gun, as if it were the sole core requirement if the medium. Lose the guns, Sam. Set yourself free.
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:18 |
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Guns are cool. Shooting enemies ftw
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:19 |
I'm not saying that if you enjoy gun violence in games it makes you a bad person, but only because I'm scared you'll kill me because of the low quality of character evidenced by your bloodthirst
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https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/304367288260386816
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:23 |
The only gamers Jesus let's into heaven are puzzle gamers, the people who play random itch.io games, sierra game gamer, and people who buy and use big joysticks.
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Oxxidation posted:Alan invented the Control Bureau. the second control DLC revealed that everything about the game possibly including jesse’s existence is a fabrication he made to bail him out of the dark place isn't that just a theory still? i really, really want it to be wrong because as you said, Control is way more interesting than Alan Wake
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:31 |
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roomtwofifteen posted:isn't that just a theory still? i really, really want it to be wrong because as you said, Control is way more interesting than Alan Wake Remedy have a history of getting weird with their DLC and then just kinda dropping it (i.e. American Nightmare) so it wouldn't surprise me if Control 2 didn't follow up on the Alan Wake stuff at all.
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:34 |
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It's been awhile since I have played Alan Wake, but I saw someone mention that the other FBI agent in the trailer who looks exactly like Max Payne is probably Alan's fictional character Alex Casey that was mentioned in the first game.
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# ? May 24, 2023 23:37 |
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When MS makes an accessibility controller: When Sony makes an accessibility controller:
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# ? May 25, 2023 00:00 |
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as a PC gamer who generally prefers indie games to AAA titles, I was pretty happy with that Sony showcase. from the standpoint of AAA PS5 console exclusives, yeah, I guess it was pretty lacking, but not my problem!
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# ? May 25, 2023 00:15 |
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I expect this won't be the last game to do this going forward https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1661490115833913344?s=20
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# ? May 25, 2023 00:17 |
I’ll probably buy 5-7 of those games so seems like a solid enough show to me. Especially playing on PC - a lot of that stuff is day 1 even a few of the Sony published titles.
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# ? May 25, 2023 00:23 |
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Khanstant posted:Why doesn't he write something good? If I had that power I'd write a story where everybody mails me forty bucks to draw them MacGee from MacGee and Me so they can have their own lighthearted vaguely christian adventures. He's gotta write stuff that fits with a certain vibe or it doesn't work.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I expect this won't be the last game to do this going forward As a pc gamer I can't remember the last game I bought physically
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Barry Convex posted:as a PC gamer who generally prefers indie games to AAA titles, I was pretty happy with that Sony showcase. from the standpoint of AAA PS5 console exclusives, yeah, I guess it was pretty lacking, but not my problem! like, what first-party project is in dev hell that they had to put a trailer for a Teardown PS5 port in their big E3-ish show? no shade on Teardown but that's obviously not something you would curate in an ideal reveal-heavy showcase so I wonder if some of the teams are really far behind in "phase 2"
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# ? May 25, 2023 05:55 |
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as a pc gamer
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The 7th Guest posted:yeah it's fine as a pc gamer but I think if I was a hardcore PS5 fan I'd be wondering what the gently caress the majority of Sony's studios are doing since maybe 2 or 3 of them showed up today AAA development takes so long now that they're already making PS6 games
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# ? May 25, 2023 06:22 |
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PS6 has no games.
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# ? May 25, 2023 06:29 |
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No, the even numbered Playstations have games
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Why did they even call it Marathon when it doesn't look like or have anything to do with Marathon It's not like it even has any name recognition outside of people who had a Mac in the 90s. Way back in their first contract to produce Destiny or something, Bungie mentioned they were setting aside a small team to produce "Marathon", so I wonder if it had a long complicated development where it started out as more of a straight remake of Marathon and gradually morphed into something completely different. Item Getter fucked around with this message at 08:07 on May 25, 2023 |
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Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and marathon away
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Terper posted:Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and marathon away
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Item Getter posted:Why did they even call it Marathon when it doesn't look like or have anything to do with Marathon But yeah it's like if they called the latest battle royale shooter UNREAL TOURNAMENT because it's a tournament where people shoot each other.
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# ? May 25, 2023 09:03 |
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The last physical PC game I bought was Mafia III, it came on 7 DVDs. You had to input the CD key on Steam regardless but I guess you didn't have to download everything
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# ? May 25, 2023 09:10 |
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Somy event was fail. Great OP as always 7th Guest
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# ? May 25, 2023 11:14 |
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Alright so what are the expectations for Nintendo in all this? Likely they just drop a Direct at a weeks notice or will they be part of Geoff’s thing?
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# ? May 25, 2023 12:00 |
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Bumhead posted:Alright so what are the expectations for Nintendo in all this? They don't care now there isn't a single central industry event and will just do a Direct whenever they feel like it. I'd be very surprised if they show anything at G3 given they barely even bother with The Keighleys any more.
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# ? May 25, 2023 12:52 |
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Oh definitely. The Turbo Nerds do seem to keep a good track of when they're "due" though. Curious if there's any particular intel about one on the immediate horizon. It does feel like the right time to see what's beyond TotK other than Pikmin 4. I'm not in a rush for a Switch 2 either so not anticipating a software crash for the Switch.
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# ? May 25, 2023 13:14 |
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Based off their usual hardware cadence and what they said in their last financials the Switch 2 is probably late next year, so they're probably winding down on first party stuff unless they're planning a cross-gen period. Pikmin 4 and maybe another Kirby game are probably all that's left from first party if they have the big teams working on next gen games. I think we see a small Direct in June or July but that's it.
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# ? May 25, 2023 14:20 |
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I'd also put money on Metroid Prime 4 being a cross-gen launch title
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# ? May 25, 2023 14:28 |
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When the Marvellous direct?
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Sakurazuka posted:When the Marvellous direct? 7 and a half hours or so.
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already firing up the new senran kagura MEGATHREAD
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