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Trump's got the one thing all these guys (including DeSantis) wish they had, which is complete and utter confidence. DeSantis is their reality, a red faced guy in a polo shirt who despite their efforts knows that everyone can see and laugh at their insecurities and failures.
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DAV is making a push on that survivor's benefits bill I've been keeping my eye on. https://dav.quorum.us/campaign/48272/ I'd appreciate it if you guys could bug your senators about it.
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Trump also had a huge advantage since he had effectively been campaigning since the 80s, at least. He had his own show, he had guest appearances on sitcoms and movies, his name was plastered all over the place. Presidential elections are almost 100% popularity contests and I'm pretty convinced that any major celebrity could do what Trump did, which is terrifying if you think about it for a minute.
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Cool Dad posted:Trump also had a huge advantage since he had effectively been campaigning since the 80s, at least. He had his own show, he had guest appearances on sitcoms and movies, his name was plastered all over the place. Presidential elections are almost 100% popularity contests and I'm pretty convinced that any major celebrity could do what Trump did, which is terrifying if you think about it for a minute. Oh gently caress Johnny Knoxville is gonna be president
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May 25, 2023 16:36
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That Works posted:Oh gently caress Johnny Knoxville is gonna be president He'd be your Zelensky. Realtalk I kinda want that for you's
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:He'd be your Zelensky. Realtalk I kinda want that for you's This would be amazing Or Pete Davidson getting in by virtue of being unconventional looking but still getting with all the hottest models, consensually and then being our zelensky
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:He'd be your Zelensky. Realtalk I kinda want that for you's He’s low key smart as heck, he’s read a ton more than I have: From 2002: quote:Meet Jackass the Sophisticated Dude; You Want Rowdy and Moronic? Johnny Knoxville Is Poised and Bookish, if You Please quote:When asked about Amsterdam, he described the Van Gogh Museum, not the legal marijuana bars. ''Pot makes me dizzy,'' he confided. In Paris, he prefers the Rodin Museum. quote:Mr. Knoxville's shamefully bookish side has been a closely held secret. Midway through the meal, a middle-aged gentleman at the next table, taking furtive advantage of his elegant companion's retreat to the ladies' room, leaned over and said how much he and his nephews had enjoyed ''Jackass.'' Mr. Knoxville looked pleased and grateful. When the man said he had seen it in Albany, Mr. Knoxville nodded appreciatively and tossed out a name that sounded like Jimmy Fallon. https://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/04/...&smid=url-share
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https://twitter.com/VoteDarkBrandon/status/1661500409314246659?t=A40Drt5WT3HUwVWCSZi9Hw&s=19 Didn't realize there's a Dark Brandon Twitter account, but I'm here for it.
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Cool Dad posted:Presidential elections are almost 100% popularity contests and I'm pretty convinced that any major celebrity could do what Trump did, which is terrifying if you think about it for a minute. Ronald Reagan was an actor first.
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May 25, 2023 17:51
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18 years for the fascist poo poo, not too far from the 25 that prosecutors wanted. https://thehill.com/homenews/ap/ap-...n-jan-6-attack/
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Efb - Oath Keeper seditionist conspiracist cyclops got 18 years: https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1661782225636175872?t=jSFIlV-jhWcXiDKA-cjF_A&s=19 Before the sentencing he basically said "gently caress you I'm a patriot" clearly angling for a donniepardon and the judge decided "k, terrorism exception added, enjoy your 18"
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facialimpediment posted:Efb - Oath Keeper seditionist conspiracist cyclops got 18 years:
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stealie72 posted:I just assume all of these shitheads will be out by 2/1/25 and will be pleasantly surprised if they are not. It's pretty telling that the worst of the worst have been in pretrial confinement for a while and Donnie/Ron/et al only ever refer to the randos with light sentences in a broad "government overcharging these poor peoplr" whine. The real bad ones might not get pardoned. Or might get parades, who really knows? https://twitter.com/darth/status/1661787678843731969?t=-OJYGgMxvPnxNaLz-T8-nw&s=19
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That Works posted:Oh gently caress Johnny Knoxville is gonna be president No we still need President Schwarzenegger
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I could also see Donnie thinking these guys are losers who got caught and leaving them to rot.
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Stultus Maximus posted:So dos Ron know that Elon can't constitutionally be his running mate? He thinks that they can just pencilwhip that clause out of existence like Florida did with the “resign to run” rule.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:No we still need President Schwarzenegger He's not eligible otherwise he would have already ran and won.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:No we still need President Schwarzenegger Hes a staunch Republican, by which I mean he's probably on the left edge of the Republican party. His social values are extremely progressive/libertarian and he's pro business. I still like him a lot.
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That Works posted:Oh gently caress Johnny Knoxville is gonna be president Better Knoxville than Bam. Everything I’ve read suggests that most of the Jackass crew ended up being good dudes- Wee-Man is beloved by his neighbors, Steve-O got clean and helps other people in recovery, etc. Bam is a huge piece of poo poo who recently was filmed drunkenly yelling at his family in a restaurant and had a warrant out for his arrest for assaulting his brother, IIRC.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Better Knoxville than Bam. Everything I’ve read suggests that most of the Jackass crew ended up being good dudes- Wee-Man is beloved by his neighbors, Steve-O got clean and helps other people in recovery, etc. Bam is a huge piece of poo poo who recently was filmed drunkenly yelling at his family in a restaurant and had a warrant out for his arrest for assaulting his brother, IIRC. Yeah glad Steve-O got it together. He had an interview where he mentioned everyone wanted Bam in the newest movie & all he had to do was not come to the set bombed out of his mind & couldn’t manage it. Even Tom Sizemore stayed sober for Saving Private Ryan.
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Donnie's pretty hosed if the special counsel wants to charge him in the classified documents case - plenty of eyewitness testimony and funny timing that should pretty clearly cover obstruction charges. https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1661795852971638790?t=WDLlYySoEssYXiTtc6p4FA&s=19 And yeah, Bam got arrested recently after running away from the cops and into a forest, so that's still not going well.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Better Knoxville than Bam. Everything I’ve read suggests that most of the Jackass crew ended up being good dudes- Wee-Man is beloved by his neighbors, Steve-O got clean and helps other people in recovery, etc. Bam is a huge piece of poo poo who recently was filmed drunkenly yelling at his family in a restaurant and had a warrant out for his arrest for assaulting his brother, IIRC. Don't forget him getting the boot from Jackass Forever for being methed up, then trying to sue them
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Bam needs serious mental health and medication, and something for him to hold himself accountable. Besides whatever poo poo he got from his upbringing (and we all get baggage) he has the double whammy of TBI and Chronic Pain, which is enough to make most people act a fool. Couple that with (his own admission) that he never processed Ryan Dunn's death. Becoming famous young wasn't good for him or to him, either, and amplified any issues. I'm glad most of the Jackass crew came out the otherside ok. I just wish Bam could get himself right- not for my own entertainment, but because dude got physically hosed up for our enjoyment.
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Google cofounder Larry Page cannot be found: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12058017/The-Virgin-islands-locate-Google-founder-Larry-Page.html
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Kesper North posted:Google cofounder Larry Page cannot be found: Paging Larry to the courthouse, please 
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1661519384953729026 As I said, endless pantsing from perhaps the most merciless man alive. Luckily, Elon has his very own platform on which he can do this and oh wait.
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1661519384953729026 Last time I saw a launch this bad Johnny Silverhand was in it
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facialimpediment posted:Donnie's pretty hosed if the special counsel wants to charge him in the classified documents case - plenty of eyewitness testimony and funny timing that should pretty clearly cover obstruction charges. Milo and POTUS posted:https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1661519384953729026 So is the best case here for 2024 that Trumpy Bear gets got on any of the charges, DeSantis has a meltdown and implodes himself out of the race, and Other goes up against Biden?
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If you get rid of Trump, who is even a serious contender? Does anyone really think DeSantis has what it takes to run a serious campaign? Outside of into the ground, I mean.
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https://twitter.com/occupydemocrats/status/1661816440197103621?s=46&t=SkW94bDM2QmmLP6FBxgJMw Not any great sources on this yet but claims here should be easily verifiable eventually so would be a little surprised if its fabricated. tl;dr quote:it's revealed that her son called 911 back in December to report his father for physically abusing him by "throwing" him around the house.
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Zamujasa posted:If you get rid of Trump, who is even a serious contender? Does anyone really think DeSantis has what it takes to run a serious campaign? Ted Cruz will rise to the challenge of being the worst human being in show.
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My worry is that Tom Cotton steps up as the "sane, stable" R candidate and while he would normally get pantsed by anyone with an ounce of charisma he'd probably dominate Biden on the decaying economy if it continues to get worse by the election.
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CBJSprague24 posted:So is the best case here for 2024 that Trumpy Bear gets got on any of the charges, DeSantis has a meltdown and implodes himself out of the race, and Other goes up against Biden? The best point I've seen online today is that most newspapers' conservative columnists represent about 1.5% of the country right now. There probably is no "Other". A majority of the Republican Primary voters have seen what they want and don't want a Lite version of it, or someone saying that it's bad. They'd vote for him in the primary just so he could potentially get elected and pardon himself to get out of prison. There's a majority of trumper votes in the primary, so it's basically cult poo poo. All the others are just competing to split the "Other" vote and/or spend down their campaign accounts and/or get to fundraise and spend their money.
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CBJSprague24 posted:So is the best case here for 2024 that Trumpy Bear gets got on any of the charges, DeSantis has a meltdown and implodes himself out of the race, and Other goes up against Biden? No. The best case doesn’t have Biden in the race.
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Platystemon posted:No. Just remember, if anything happens close to the primary dates, Robert F. Kennedy is the non-Kamala candidate. and for content: https://twitter.com/jaspscherer/status/1661849236315439104
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