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Only the most depraved and hosed up people enjoy milk. It's udder filth
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May 25, 2023 22:43
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This is like ‘normalizing eating alone’
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May 25, 2023 22:43
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lol that the absolute best and most generous interpretation of "this person wants milk right now" you can even imagine in your wildest fuckign dreams is "she's a manic pixie dream girl". you're a weird person because of that
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May 25, 2023 22:47
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I think the lesson here is that people who think milk is a-ok to drink any ol time and people who think there are specific times and places where milk is appropriate are fundamentally incompatible.
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May 25, 2023 22:50
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is this the last you’ll post because you don’t want to defend something so loving stupid? No one presented any actual argument against what I was saying, I answered your questions, and I have nothing left to say about it. It's also a boring derail, so why are you egging me on to continue?
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May 25, 2023 22:52
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Well now you’re just a liar.
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May 25, 2023 22:55
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So why is milk totally normal to order on a date, but if I ask for the kids menu so I can have nuggies, I'm asked to leave? It's just chicken!
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May 25, 2023 22:58
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AcidCat posted:I think the lesson here is that people who think milk is a-ok to drink any ol time and people who think there are specific times and places where milk is appropriate are fundamentally incompatible. I’m in the “if it’s been out of the fridge for more than about 30 seconds then it’s an ingredient and not a drink” crowd myself, but that’s a whole different reason for not ordering milk at a bar. 
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May 25, 2023 23:00
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Biplane posted:Only the most depraved and hosed up people enjoy milk. It's udder filth boooooo
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May 25, 2023 23:12
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Foo Diddley posted:moooooo
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May 25, 2023 23:13
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Foo Diddley posted:moooooo edit2, here have some more Canadian property drama. Co own condo with Bf. We broke up. He wants to keep. I put the down payment. quote:Edit: Thank you everyone. you all are saying pretty much the same things so i called my bank and they confirmed a sale must go through and to get an evaluation done. i called a notary (a friends mom gave me hers) they said not to accept any money. must be done in front of a notary and that terms need to be finalized. So my last step is a lawyer. i didn’t call a lawyer because of the cost and just not sure how it works. but i’ll figure it out. but thanks. i will follow the advice. "My mom will just give you back your down payment and I keep the condo, easy!" odiv fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 25, 2023 |
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May 25, 2023 23:14
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only those missing metatarsals can talk about milk they lack toes
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May 25, 2023 23:14
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Home video of run on sentience as a child:
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May 25, 2023 23:20
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run on sentience posted:why are you egging me on interesting use of dairy-related phraseology from someone who's so anti-milk
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May 25, 2023 23:21
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Home video of run on sentience as a child: I'm Canadian, my milk was in bags. Maybe that explains everything.
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May 25, 2023 23:24
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It actually does, I’m so sorry.
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May 25, 2023 23:25
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*sits down at bar and motions to bartender while pulling out travel size box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch* Milk me
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May 25, 2023 23:28
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May 25, 2023 23:30
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I love that throughout this derail nobody thought that you could just ask the other person why they ordered milk. You know, engage in conversation, with your date. Who you're presumably trying to get to know? Much better to silently judge them for their disgusting, childish behavior and invent your own insane reasons for why they did it.
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May 25, 2023 23:38
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Foo Diddley posted:it's an ingredient in a lot of cocktails, so most bars are going to have milk on hand not really. A brandy or rum milk punch or milk & Bailey's are basically the only drinks that use regular drinking milk. Pretty much everything else that you'd think of as using milk (white Russian, Colorado bulldog, dulce de leche, grasshopper, peppermint patty, etc) actually uses heavy cream, half and half, or sweetened condensed milk. The bar I worked at had milk but it was never ever used except for a single regular that liked brandy milk punches.
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May 25, 2023 23:39
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John Murdoch posted:I love that throughout this derail nobody thought that you could just ask the other person why they ordered milk. You know, engage in conversation, with your date. Who you're presumably trying to get to know? yeah, you get it. after all, we're talking about duck trucker posted:a sharp guy who’s traveled the world and knows all about fine foods, wines, classical music, designer labels, etc. so obviously its the other person who has self-important affectations
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May 25, 2023 23:44
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Not even the actual story, even just in this hypothetical where you're on a date with someone and apparently if they order milk it's an immediate non-negotiable red flag, Seinfeld-no-thanks.gif moment. Actually, wait, this is just a Seinfeld bit isn't? I can totally picture George derailing an otherwise fine date because he can't get over the fact that she ordered milk. Milk, Jerry, can you believe it?
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May 25, 2023 23:51
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Any bar here will have milk, because some people like to put milk in they are coffee.
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May 25, 2023 23:53
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It’s for kids, Jerry. Like cereal, for breakfast. Or cookies!
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May 25, 2023 23:54
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lol the beyonce story is giving me flashbacks to seeing leonard cohen in sydney, the wild-eyed twenty-something next to me was having an absolute spiritual experience and he was up dancing and singing and air-drumming the entire time. it was one of leonard's last earthly concerts and the man himself was tottering around like he was about to fall over but this guy did not care at all, he was going nuts and having an amazing time. so long marianne drove him wild but the climax of his adoration and his most frantic dancing was amen from old ideas. it was great, possibly my single best concert experience , i often wonder about that guy and how he's doing now
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May 26, 2023 00:04
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John Murdoch posted:I love that throughout this derail nobody thought that you could just ask the other person why they ordered milk. You know, engage in conversation, with your date. Who you're presumably trying to get to know? yeah buddy, NOBODY thought you could ask that (it was the first thing I said and other people brought it up as well)
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May 26, 2023 00:04
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The guy was set up on a blind date with this lady's friend. He told her it was about the milk to dodge more awkward answers, probably after she kept asking him about it.
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May 26, 2023 00:06
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Why will no-one set ME up with a milk lady?
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May 26, 2023 00:24
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What the gently caress is happening?
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May 26, 2023 00:27
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a strange fowl posted:lol the beyonce story is giving me flashbacks to seeing leonard cohen in sydney, the wild-eyed twenty-something next to me was having an absolute spiritual experience and he was up dancing and singing and air-drumming the entire time. it was one of leonard's last earthly concerts and the man himself was tottering around like he was about to fall over but this guy did not care at all, he was going nuts and having an amazing time. so long marianne drove him wild but the climax of his adoration and his most frantic dancing was amen from old ideas. it was great, possibly my single best concert experience , i often wonder about that guy and how he's doing now i'm glad that guy had such a good time 
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May 26, 2023 00:32
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What the gently caress is happening? This is me when you tell one of your wild stories.
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May 26, 2023 00:36
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a strange fowl posted:lol the beyonce story is giving me flashbacks to seeing leonard cohen in sydney, the wild-eyed twenty-something next to me was having an absolute spiritual experience and he was up dancing and singing and air-drumming the entire time. it was one of leonard's last earthly concerts and the man himself was tottering around like he was about to fall over but this guy did not care at all, he was going nuts and having an amazing time. so long marianne drove him wild but the climax of his adoration and his most frantic dancing was amen from old ideas. it was great, possibly my single best concert experience , i often wonder about that guy and how he's doing now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGVe4pIjDQo Kinda reminds me of this dude.
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May 26, 2023 00:45
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a strange fowl posted:lol the beyonce story is giving me flashbacks to seeing leonard cohen in sydney, the wild-eyed twenty-something next to me was having an absolute spiritual experience and he was up dancing and singing and air-drumming the entire time. it was one of leonard's last earthly concerts and the man himself was tottering around like he was about to fall over but this guy did not care at all, he was going nuts and having an amazing time. so long marianne drove him wild but the climax of his adoration and his most frantic dancing was amen from old ideas. it was great, possibly my single best concert experience , i often wonder about that guy and how he's doing now I can only assume the angels hauled this dude back to the Tower of Song immediately after the show (seriously, good on that guy)
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May 26, 2023 00:47
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Jesus gently caress first steak and then milk, is there anything goons won't argue over for loving pages on end? Nothing like seeing 100 new posts and it's this poo poo. AITA for declining my girlfriend's request to adopt a pet? quote:My girlfriend has been bugging me for 2 months to adopt a cat or a dog but I've always refused since I suffer from OCD and OCPD. AITA for not allowing my sister to see my children quote:My (24F) am pregnant for the first time and I recently found out that I am having twins (Boy & Girl twins). Me and my gf (26F) are overjoyed as we a couple of years planning and trying for a child (she recently miscarried). Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 00:52 on May 26, 2023 |
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May 26, 2023 00:48
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run on sentience posted:I'm Canadian, my milk was in bags. A rude way to explain that you were breastfed
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May 26, 2023 00:50
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for not allowing my sister to see my children What. The. gently caress. EDIT: to be clear how is this family on board with "just give her your kid"
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May 26, 2023 01:04
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:What. The. gently caress. Golden child + barely concealed homophobia. Sister said it's not fair that a "Dyke" gets children and her parents apparently had no problem with that statement.
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May 26, 2023 01:10
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When it comes to the golden child, other children are expected to breed for them. Your life to serve the golden child.
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May 26, 2023 01:10
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for not allowing my sister to see my children y i k e s
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:What. The. gently caress. well as you can see, by not going along with it, their boat was thoroughly rocked
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