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Remember that the butthole guy is your friend, it's part of the culture. You're one of us now. You should definitely get a switch they're rad
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Oh yeah we also funded a movie back in the day called Swap.avi. It's really good too definitely check it out and do a deep dive.
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May 25, 2023 23:05
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To echo others’ sentiment, your experience and comments have been really interesting and well-received here imo, welcome to the OG weirdo internet asylum. There is a subforum called Ask/Tell (A/T) that had an old but good thread from others regarding their prison experience. Wonder how that would compare and contrast to yours. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676982&perpage=40&noseen=1
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May 25, 2023 23:16
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May 25, 2023 23:18
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wesleywillis posted:What up former prison goon. Glad to have you here and hope that you stay clean etc.. i'll answer the other stuff later but here's some slang suitcase - your rear end in a top hat pack the rabbit - hide something in your rear end got a spill, or 'groundhog's up' - guard coming to the floor hot in here - shakedown coming foo foo - a homemade dildo curtain up - hang a towel over the cell door for privacy dance the blacktop - to fight on the yard pruno - hooch or alcohol walk -blank's- pup - like 'he about to walk mike's pup' was a warning that mike was bout to get got in some way as for movies, scarface for sure. the original terminator was a huge hit. also tombstone.
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May 25, 2023 23:29
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harveys zoo zoos posted:foo foo - a homemade dildo This can't be so common it has its own name
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May 25, 2023 23:34
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people famously never make sex toys in prison
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May 25, 2023 23:40
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Yeah, what uh…would happen with the foo foo (in a men’s prison)
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May 25, 2023 23:54
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Like mechanically? Are you asking how jerking off works? Edit: yeah I read that wrong. That's on me.
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May 25, 2023 23:56
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presumably it'd go up their fuckin arse mate
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May 25, 2023 23:56
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sometimes guys like to stick things up their rear end in a top hat. in order to stimulate the nerve endings for pleasure. the nerve endings inside their assholes.
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May 25, 2023 23:57
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posters in 2023 astonished by the fact that some guys like putting things in their rear end
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All right I'd like to apologize harvey, I might have come off the wrong way. As it's something awful I've learned to doubt everything until I have verifiable proof. I'm glad you found something awful and are able to relay your story to us, I really hope things go well for you. Now that you're free I know it's not an easy transition especially after that long of institutionalization. I'm not sure what state you are in but hopefully you can find some kind of work that isnt extremely taxing on your body.
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May 26, 2023 00:10
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Well it's either the foo foo or your bunkie. One complaines more.
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May 26, 2023 00:13
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Yeah, what uh…would happen with the foo foo (in a men’s prison) You serious? I believe they shove it in their rear end in a top hat, op
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May 26, 2023 00:26
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Harvey please react to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00
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May 26, 2023 00:27
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Peggy Edson posted:You serious? I believe they shove it in their rear end in a top hat, op lol
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harveys zoo zoos posted:is this site just a cyber prison for weirdos been thinking about this post alot today. insanely accurate. maybe one of the best posts ever.
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May 26, 2023 00:35
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How many foo foos would it take to make Mr. Johnson happy, I wonder Anyway welcome to the forums OP
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May 26, 2023 00:37
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Chinatown posted:been thinking about this post alot today. insanely accurate. maybe one of the best posts ever.
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May 26, 2023 00:42
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hey harvey if you liked starflight (great taste btw that game was an incredible achievement at the time) you should check out Star Control 2, which I believe was HEAVILY inspired by starflight except they also added a cool story on top of it you can download it for free here https://sc2.sourceforge.net/
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Hey OP, thanks for talking about the prison lingo, especially the one about the "suitcase". It worked really good with the goatman above in my quoted post. I'll bet he could mule a Buick in his "suitcase". Anywho, I don't know how extensively you've explored the forums, but you have to keep in mind that goons can be very snobby about poo poo. For example, I am currently enjoying a milkshake from Dairy Queen. DAIRY QUEEN! And I'm ENJOYING THIS THING! Now I haven't even posted this post yet, but already there is some goon who is getting themselves in to a rage about someone enjoying some mass produced nationally available product like a milkshake from a large chain. To many goons, such a thing is blasphemous. Any time now there will be some smug rear end goon showing up to tell me how, by drinking a Dairy Queen milkshake, I am literally drinking liquid poo poo mixed with PISS and GARBAGE. Because that is what Dairy Queen is and you can't even think about enjoying a milkshake from anywhere but the most boutique of ice cream places thats only open for like 3 weeks every two months and gets their ice cream and other ingredients from a Swiss ice cream place in the alps located in some town that English speakers aren't physically able to pronounce properly. Anything less than that and you are ingesting GARBAGE. Same thing with just about any other product you can imagine. Like a particular type of mass market beer? Any cheap domestic piss will do the trick, but some goon will tell you that you are LITERALLY DRINKING PISS if you drink any kind of beer but (obscure brand from some unknown microbrewery somewhere that doesn't even sell said beer outside of a Same thing with Swords, goons love studying the art of the blade, but if you don't have Hanzo steel, or take your lessons from (whoever the gently caress) then obviously you like wasting time as you can truly never know the blade?
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May 26, 2023 01:05
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i will never forgive DQ for getting rid of the NERDS Blizzard. 
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Any blizzard is a nerd's blizzard when you're the one drinking it
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Chinatown posted:been thinking about this post alot today. insanely accurate. maybe one of the best posts ever. Just caught up, someone on mod team should get ahold of Jeffrey so he can change the site motto Hey Harvey! Congrats on finding what I think and hope is the best possible online home for yourself (one of us!) I wanna know more from your perspective what the future shock feels like with respect to like, infrastructure and stuff. I feel like America was much more optimistic when you went in, and now it's all balls-to-the-wall chaos and bridges falling on people. Car Hater fucked around with this message at 01:35 on May 26, 2023 |
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May 26, 2023 01:30
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You should unironically start twitch streaming if you arent trolling the thread
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May 26, 2023 01:36
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It's OK if you don't 'get' FYAD
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i haven't been able to find the type of honey buns i loved as a kid and that makes me sad. same thing with hostess fruit pies. If you like Reese’s they’ve made a ton of varieties of that. Also a bunch of new flavors of Twix. Kinder Happy Hippos, Tropical Dots, Wiley Wallaby licorice, and grape Red Vines are some of my favorites right now. If you have a candy store nearby with an international section or Japanese supermarket there’s a Japanese jellybean brand called Poifull that’s excellent. A lot of Japanese peach candy and drinks are great too. We still have a lot of junky cereal and they keep coming out with new kinds too. Check your local Walmart, they usually get them first and/or exclusively. Fruity Pebbles with Marshmallows, Kellogg’s Krave, Fruit Loops with Marshmallows, Wendy’s Frosty Cereal, and Post S’Mores are some of my favorites. There’s a lot of new flavors of Mountain Dew. My favorite is Baja Blast. It’s got a lime/fruity citric acid taste. I also like Earp’s Sarsaparilla, and Brownie Caramel Root Beer, but I only find those at specialty shops. Some fast food places have machines called Coca Cola Freestyle where you can make custom soda flavors. I like Lime Coke and Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. What are your favorite flavors? How did dude manage to cut off his own testicles if knives aren’t allowed? What did it feel like the day you were released?
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Mr.Acula posted:You should unironically start twitch streaming if you arent trolling the thread  gently caress learning a trade go get that money playing video games and telling 12-year-old dorks about what prison is like
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May 26, 2023 02:02
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What was the reaction of the prison population of Obama then Trump’s election?
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Crazy you read the tao te ching and have that ursula connection! I am super jealous you got a letter from her. Sci-fi dude Philip K Dick had a resurgence and a lot of his works are similar to Lathe of Heaven. They tried to make an anime out of Wizard of Earthsea but it was no good. Tons of pop culture adaptation of sci-fi and fantasy has happened. They made really good movies out of Lord of the Rings. New Star Wars and Star Trek stuff is all poo poo. Special effects have become almost completely lifelike with the most high tech special effects films probably being Avatar 1 and 2 and they are a real experience to see in the theatre with 3D, you should try to check it out.
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Oh yeah actually, that's a really good suggestion. Watch Avatar if you haven't seen it, and then go to a 3D theatre and watch Avatar 2. They're not like, good movies, so don't let anyone turn this into an argument, but the visuals and experience will absolutely blow your pants right off
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May 26, 2023 02:19
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hbag posted:3D movies are still a thing? i thought that stopped around 2013 or so Avatar 2 is causing a slight resurgence, but it will probably die down once people realize that James Cameron is the only director who can make a 3D movie that doesn't look like rear end.
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dsf posted:sometimes guys like to stick things up their rear end in a top hat. in order to stimulate the nerve endings for pleasure. the nerve endings inside their assholes. 
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LMAO! Fuckin toilet paper dice... How anybody could trust using those, yet so many people had them? Surprised there weren't more fights over those things rolling just as wrong as you'd expect. Pretty sure Harvey's legit, guys. And welcome back to society, man. As others have said, it sounds like your actions were justified and it was only you who faced "justice" in the end. But that doesn't negate how hosed up it must feel to know that you took someone's (admittedly awful) life. Sorry you went through that and are still dealing with it, but I think your cousin led you to a place where you're going to fit in just great.
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im still trying to figure out how you make toilet paper into a cube tbh edit: oh just get it wet and form it nvm
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A Terrible Person posted:LMAO! Fuckin toilet paper dice... How anybody could trust using those, yet so many people had them? Surprised there weren't more fights over those things rolling just as wrong as you'd expect. It's called craftsmanship
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