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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's no moth joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJN9mBRX3uo

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
By the way if you quote the snake joke it's a sixer, because it makes the thread really annoying to read.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
you hear the one about the jurisprudence fetishist? he got off on a technicality.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

you hear the one about the jurisprudence fetishist? he got off on a technicality.

lol

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

ookiimarukochan posted:

That's a terrible joke though - if you want a joke to fill a brain-slot why not one from the great, sadly departed, Barry Cryer

lol good poo poo this

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Shaggy dog story

The instant I saw how long that was, I knew the punchline was going to be "better Nate than lever".

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Philippe posted:

By the way if you quote the snake joke it's a sixer, because it makes the thread really annoying to read.

Why don't you change the thread title over it? :v:

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
For twelve years, you have been asking: What is a joke?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Philippe posted:

By the way if you quote the snake joke it's a sixer, because it makes the thread really annoying to read.

i'm gonna quote it, Philippe! i'm gonna do it!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Sally posted:

i'm gonna quote it, Philippe! i'm gonna do it!

A black man, with tears in his eyes, holding a gun.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Philippe posted:

A black man, with tears in his eyes, holding a gun.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
lol, I forgot it was a joke post after awhile and just enjoyed the ride

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Philippe posted:

By the way if you quote the snake joke it's a sixer, because it makes the thread really annoying to read.

excellent point, updated

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Philippe posted:

the snake joke

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I say I say I say, have I told you the one about the enormous mountain?

Well I'd better not, you'd never get over it.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The mod, his threats hollow

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Milo and POTUS posted:

The mod, her threats hollow

ftfy

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Sally posted:

i'm gonna quote it, Philippe! i'm gonna do it!

ganbare

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Philippe posted:

the snake joke

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Hoisted by my own petard ova here

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


https://i.imgur.com/1RKwgZC.mp4

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


There's a party that wants a Germany without Bavaria!

It only runs in Bavaria.




Cleaning the waffle iron

Making waffles




Please buy more 49€ tickets so the people in Darmstadt can afford better than Photoshop-Phillip

(official document)

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Blessed are those who live in Intestinesville

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014
https://www.blasorchester-wixhausen.de/

Blasorchester Darmstadt-Wixhausen

blasen=blow, Darm=colon, wix sounds like wichsen=wank

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
this fuckin thread


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Philippe posted:

Hoisted by my own petard ova here

But it's such a nice petard! Thanks for sharing!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwC-XMkTuro

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


https://fxtwitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1662100660081381378?s=20

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

how do they keep forgetting the goddamn ring

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

New funniest joke of all time just dropped

https://twitter.com/_elvishpresley_/status/1661882996553576448

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


https://twitter.com/dreftymac/status/1662074544407068675?t=x-1yKrcR0Z4WPDYZOvpXhQ&s=19

I'm cringing

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Pearls before swine

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Kitfox88 posted:

how do they keep forgetting the goddamn ring

My kingdom to the man who adds a ring

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Is the “joke” that he said Pong (Tron) funny or that he’s talking about “pron” (porn)?

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

Warbird posted:

Is the “joke” that he said Pong (Tron) funny or that he’s talking about “pron” (porn)?

I did hear pr0n at first but the joke is that "I got sucked into a video game" is what literally happened to his character in TRON

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Oh duh, thanks

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

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