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16-bit Butt-Head)
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May 26, 2023 05:21
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1st best dick rider.
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May 26, 2023 05:23
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:Votes: Don't fking doxx me like that
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May 26, 2023 05:23
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eXXon posted:This used to be the best thread to find up-to-date information on Starlink satellite passband frequencies/bandwidth and Tesla emergency exit procedures, what is it even now? This is the Neuralink thread. We're waiting for Musk's team of doctors to slice up their first volunteer.
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May 26, 2023 05:28
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DeeplyConcerned posted:put me down for some random fingering how random? is this consent for a surprise fingering?
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May 26, 2023 05:30
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:1st best dick rider. an award for the top shelf
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May 26, 2023 05:39
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Spergin Morlock posted:how random? is this consent for a surprise fingering? put me down for a yes
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May 26, 2023 05:49
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Spergin Morlock posted:how random? is this consent for a surprise fingering? it's easier to beg for forgiveness than permission Filthy Hans has issued a correction as of 06:03 on May 26, 2023 |
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May 26, 2023 05:55
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Filthy Hans posted:you can always ask for consent after the fact not how I roll
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May 26, 2023 05:56
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Hillary 2024 posted:This is the Neuralink thread. We're waiting for Musk's team of doctors to slice up their first volunteer. https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1661910184501846016
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May 26, 2023 06:01
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Filthy Hans posted:*snip* The judge orders me not to post in the Glenn thread, the courtroom groans at my bullshit when I start to post everywhere else.
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May 26, 2023 06:45
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thank god we’ll have better state sponsored healthcare by the time we find out musk drain bamaged his true believers
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May 26, 2023 07:07
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lol https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/1661955641811017733
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May 26, 2023 08:16
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Goa Tse-tung posted:The judge orders me not to post in the Glenn thread, the courtroom groans at my bullshit when I start to post everywhere else. there was no rule against posting NYTP in the glennthread the only place it's forbidden is in Croup Coughfield's little fiefdom
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May 26, 2023 08:44
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1661861871455211520?t=0tZF67rrXGiOY4L-w4RkGw&s=19 + https://twitter.com/Jason_Garcia/status/1661882680621821953 Looks like it's a good week for the guy. Hey another state where he can mess up shooting rockets without getting sued for!
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May 26, 2023 10:08
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Thoguh posted:It's been an astounding amount of failure by regulatory agencies that Teslas have been out there doing extremely dangerous to the public beta tests for years now and very publicly telling everyone about it. Very failed state stuff. Good news! The fda said it's cool and good for them to start putting their hotchip in humans. While there has been 0 information on if they figured out that whole using the cheapest glue they could that rotted the brains of hundreds of monkeys, I'm sure the fda did their due diligence in the past 4 months.
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May 26, 2023 10:53
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Filthy Hans posted:there was no rule against posting NYTP in the glennthread well that's why I made a dril reference and not an actual argument or flame
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May 26, 2023 12:18
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i've seen enough movies to know that when enough people get neuralink implants, elon is gonna flip a switch that makes everyone love him
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May 26, 2023 12:31
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the thread has evolved since the last rating
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May 26, 2023 12:33
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i changed my vote to 5 because of public pressure. i am a spineless coward and your campaign against me has pushed me towards the left. elon musk ftw
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May 26, 2023 12:36
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Asproigerosis posted:Good news! The fda said it's cool and good for them to start putting their hotchip in humans. While there has been 0 information on if they figured out that whole using the cheapest glue they could that rotted the brains of hundreds of monkeys, I'm sure the fda did their due diligence in the past 4 months. I for one welcome the permanent disability or death that any neuralink user will likely receive from putting a Tesla product in their brain.
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May 26, 2023 12:43
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Remembering that this was only a month ago, and lol'ing at the outcomes for both men https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1648137916114411520
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May 26, 2023 13:15
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https://twitter.com/JeffTutorials/status/1661822576614580226?t=gWbeOMfZlTg5HwsnxSUaiA&s=19
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May 26, 2023 13:25
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Brave to show his little legs again after getting roasted by the entire site last time he showed them in a Tesla video.
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May 26, 2023 13:36
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/JeffTutorials/status/1661822576614580226?t=gWbeOMfZlTg5HwsnxSUaiA&s=19 cant wait to signal that im exiting a roundabout while the steering wheel is inverted
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May 26, 2023 13:40
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He's right, I always have to throw my turn signal stalk like it's a slot machine handle. Thank you for inventing a better way
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May 26, 2023 13:58
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never once while signalling a turn have i thought "wow this is such a monumental amount of effort to flick my wrist up or down gently"
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May 26, 2023 13:59
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ELTON JOHN posted:cant wait to signal that im exiting a roundabout while the steering wheel is inverted Look at this guy signaling to exit a roundabout
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May 26, 2023 14:04
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Raldikuk posted:Look at this guy signaling to exit a roundabout if you don't signal how is the person yielding for you supposed to know there's an opportunity to enter!!
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May 26, 2023 14:05
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i don’t signal. get out of my way.
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May 26, 2023 14:12
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Goa Tse-tung posted:well that's why I made a dril reference and not an actual argument or flame sorry I misread your kind post then, friend
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May 26, 2023 14:32
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Hillary 2024 posted:This is the Neuralink thread. We're waiting for Musk's team of doctors to slice up their first volunteer. I'm considering volunteering. I'm at a place in my life where being dead probably wouldn't be a big downgrade. If it worked for some reason, I could even be superhuman until they turned on slave mode and forced me to mine dogecoin with my brain.
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May 26, 2023 14:34
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NofrikinfuN posted:I'm considering volunteering. I'm at a place in my life where being dead probably wouldn't be a big downgrade. If it worked for some reason, I could even be superhuman until they turned on slave mode and forced me to mine dogecoin with my brain. it won't work and you won't die but part of your brain will so you'll get even worse dysphoria and maybe something weird like face blindness or hemineglect and register as a Democrat
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May 26, 2023 14:39
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/JeffTutorials/status/1661822576614580226?t=gWbeOMfZlTg5HwsnxSUaiA&s=19 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1661830256721010689?cxt=HHwWgoDRjYr0gJAuAAAA Genuinely can't tell if he's just joking or making a serious suggestion.
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May 26, 2023 14:44
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Filthy Hans posted:it won't work and you won't die but part of your brain will so you'll get even worse dysphoria and maybe something weird like face blindness or hemineglect and register as a Democrat I had to look up hemineglect and thats a wild one. I wonder if you can volunteer to get more chips installed to fix things like that if they cause them. Play the odds, ya know?
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May 26, 2023 14:46
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Genuinely can't tell if he's just joking or making a serious suggestion. you must be new here
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May 26, 2023 14:47
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1661830256721010689?cxt=HHwWgoDRjYr0gJAuAAAA X, the everything app, will have the ability to see into the future via its time search feature.
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May 26, 2023 14:49
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1661830256721010689?cxt=HHwWgoDRjYr0gJAuAAAA he literally cannot stop lying its pathological
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May 26, 2023 14:49
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1661830256721010689?cxt=HHwWgoDRjYr0gJAuAAAA Who would want that
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May 26, 2023 14:50
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Like what does he even have in mind? Voice commands? Mind activation with his monkey-killing brain chips?
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May 26, 2023 14:52
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