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Elon Musk has consistently lied his way to where he is now - why would he stop now? I wouldn't be surprised if he's jumped the gun on this announcement hoping to put pressure on regulators.
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May 26, 2023 13:11
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lmao how the gently caress did it get FDA approval. “As you can see on this slide, we will cut a hole in the skull and then shove a bunch of wires inside” “I can see a lot of problems with this idea” “You won’t care” “Fair enough! Approved”
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May 26, 2023 13:31
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Kit Walker posted:lmao how the gently caress did it get FDA approval. Last I heard 2 out of 17 monkeys with the implant survived, so it should be fine*
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May 26, 2023 13:45
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Kit Walker posted:lmao how the gently caress did it get FDA approval. I'm assuming they just said they were doing some sort of test on an established procedure that involves shoving electrodes in your brain (there's a few of those and they're gross imo) and just completely lied about what they were telling investors. I've always felt like the real encapsulation of Elon's business strategy was that the Vegas loop had a minimum traffic capacity on the (on spec!) contract that exceeded massively the maximum traffic on their fire code submissions. Just two flatly contradictory plans to two agencies of the same government.
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May 26, 2023 13:55
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unless we see what testing plan has been "approved" by the FDA, that announcement doesn't mean anything. like the FDA approving the first trial could be based on the 'first trial' being some totally non-invasive EEG based prototype "that will of course someday be turned into a tiny chip that gets soldered right into your brain"
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May 26, 2023 14:03
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starting to think musks public support for Ron! is to stop all the fed investigations of his companies if he’s elected
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May 26, 2023 14:22
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:unless we see what testing plan has been "approved" by the FDA, that announcement doesn't mean anything. like the FDA approving the first trial could be based on the 'first trial' being some totally non-invasive EEG based prototype "that will of course someday be turned into a tiny chip that gets soldered right into your brain" it's 100% this until proven otherwise
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May 26, 2023 14:25
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Musk painpigs immediately prostrate themselves before him, shouting, "please solder tiny chips into my brain Mr. Musk"
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May 26, 2023 15:22
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i should follow this thread more. this was probably posted already but lol https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1661892403819868160
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May 26, 2023 15:39
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the last time the chatgpt monocle was written up, it was being pitched as a dating accessory to up your Game
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May 26, 2023 16:04
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https://twitter.com/unseenops/status/1661499544297717762
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May 26, 2023 16:50
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badass
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May 26, 2023 16:57
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:unless we see what testing plan has been "approved" by the FDA, that announcement doesn't mean anything. like the FDA approving the first trial could be based on the 'first trial' being some totally non-invasive EEG based prototype "that will of course someday be turned into a tiny chip that gets soldered right into your brain" after the cdc and the pandemic I’m sure the fda is a force for evil too
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May 26, 2023 17:41
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Religion, just like something from Warhammer 40,000
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May 26, 2023 18:57
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people still be people-ing
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May 26, 2023 19:02
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RadiRoot posted:i should follow this thread more. this was probably posted already but lol Bring on the Mrs. Davis future I am ready to just live my life by whatever the LLM tells me
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May 26, 2023 19:22
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I have a friend who's become a andrew tate/jordan peterson type 37 year old twice divorced guy. And he uses chatGPT to write almost every correspondance now including to women he wants to meet up with and I never understood the logic. This thing simulates a human writing aren't you a human? just write. isn't the fun of flirting that you're like connecting with someone with what you choose to say? its the most alien thing in the world to me like meeting up with a girl, handing over a vibrator and leaving the room, thinking you've scored
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May 26, 2023 19:28
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his texts to me used to be like 'you free wanna meet up' and now they are like "Hello dear old friend. I have time available today and I was wondering if you would enjoy meeting with me. We could go to a coffee shop, a restaurant, or a bar."
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May 26, 2023 19:31
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Antonymous posted:I have a friend who's become a andrew tate/jordan peterson type 37 year old twice divorced guy. And he uses chatGPT to write almost every correspondance now  I've got an ex-friend who radicalized himself into a far-right culture warrior with an anxiety disorder by getting all his news from some far-right blog.https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/1661955641811017733 ekuNNN has issued a correction as of 19:42 on May 26, 2023 |
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May 26, 2023 19:37
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Musk saying he'd implant his own kids is very funny to me because of how much he obviously loves his children.
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May 26, 2023 19:39
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Antonymous posted:I have a friend who's become a andrew tate/jordan peterson type 37 year old twice divorced guy. And he uses chatGPT to write almost every correspondance now including to women he wants to meet up with and I never understood the logic. This thing simulates a human writing aren't you a human? just write. isn't the fun of flirting that you're like connecting with someone with what you choose to say? I want to meet someone like this and pick their brain. It would have to be in person though, for obvious reasons.
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May 26, 2023 19:41
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Centrist Committee posted:after the cdc and the pandemic I’m sure the fda is a force for evil too Not arguing that, I'm just clarifying that that statement from Musk/Neuralink means as much as his statements saying that the Tesla's will have cold gas thrusters that will enable them to fly
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May 26, 2023 19:52
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he told me he's studying quantum physics recently (which means watching youtube videos) he's just that kind of person. I'm sure you've met them
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May 26, 2023 19:53
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Antonymous posted:he told me he's studying quantum physics recently (which means watching youtube videos) he's just that kind of person. I'm sure you've met them He may be a Danny McBride character
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May 26, 2023 19:53
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Antonymous posted:his texts to me used to be like 'you free wanna meet up' and now they are like "Hello dear old friend. I have time available today and I was wondering if you would enjoy meeting with me. We could go to a coffee shop, a restaurant, or a bar." Lmao
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May 26, 2023 19:56
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Antonymous posted:I have a friend who's become a andrew tate/jordan peterson type 37 year old twice divorced guy. And he uses chatGPT to write almost every correspondance now including to women he wants to meet up with and I never understood the logic. This thing simulates a human writing aren't you a human? just write. isn't the fun of flirting that you're like connecting with someone with what you choose to say? i think you will find that the real gratification comes from minmaxxing love
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May 26, 2023 20:33
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Antonymous posted:his texts to me used to be like 'you free wanna meet up' and now they are like "Hello dear old friend. I have time available today and I was wondering if you would enjoy meeting with me. We could go to a coffee shop, a restaurant, or a bar." I don't know how I'd not be laughing in their face about how stupid they are.
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May 26, 2023 20:36
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Oh my god. They were roommates!
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May 26, 2023 20:43
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tangy yet delightful posted:I don't know how I'd not be laughing in their face about how stupid they are. it sounds like this guy is trying to pare down on the face to face contact tbf
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May 26, 2023 20:57
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Antonymous posted:I have a friend who's become a andrew tate/jordan peterson type 37 year old twice divorced guy. And he uses chatGPT to write almost every correspondance now including to women he wants to meet up with and I never understood the logic. This thing simulates a human writing aren't you a human? just write. isn't the fun of flirting that you're like connecting with someone with what you choose to say? Mastering the AI so I can spool up as much passive income from generated work as possible so I can buy as many dildos and vibrators as possible for as many different sex workers as possible so I can go down in history as the guy who hosed more than anyone else
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May 26, 2023 20:58
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RadiRoot posted:i should follow this thread more. this was probably posted already but lol Yes but I don't think I knew it was so ugly
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May 26, 2023 23:43
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we will never be able to upload our consciousness but we’re already in the process of offloading it. you don’t need a neural lace to be a man-machine hybrid. that man is a pioneer
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May 26, 2023 23:45
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Kit Walker posted:Mastering the AI so I can spool up as much passive income from generated work as possible so I can buy as many dildos and vibrators as possible for as many different sex workers as possible so I can go down in history as the guy who hosed more than anyone else Just do the Zizek thing and accrue passive fucks. Plastic dicks in plastic vaginas, vibrating - forever.
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May 26, 2023 23:51
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tangy yet delightful posted:Musk saying he'd implant his own kids is very funny to me because of how much he obviously loves his children. Surely if he'd implant them in his children he'll be the first volunteer to have it implanted in his own brain, right? Right?
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May 26, 2023 23:59
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God it’s like the Venture bed but worse.
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May 27, 2023 00:06
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https://twitter.com/HeyGen_Official/status/1661113654413250560 Imagine there's no ethics, it's easy if you try.
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May 27, 2023 00:22
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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/HeyGen_Official/status/1661113654413250560 So lifelike!
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May 27, 2023 01:01
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starkebn posted:So lifelike! Exactly as lifelike as the real John.
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May 27, 2023 01:48
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May 27, 2023 02:07
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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/HeyGen_Official/status/1661113654413250560 the prosthetic nose on daniel radcliff is doing a lot of work here
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May 27, 2023 02:26
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