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IBroughttheFunk posted:Like what does he even have in mind? Circus music.
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May 26, 2023 14:55
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354680585139187713
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May 26, 2023 14:55
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That's an even worse idea!!!
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May 26, 2023 14:57
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Like what does he even have in mind? Voice commands? Mind activation with his monkey-killing brain chips? Still won't happen
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May 26, 2023 14:57
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Car Guesses
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May 26, 2023 14:57
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Well I was going to make fun of the posters who didn't get that he meant they would run themselves in full self driving, but apparently he didn't mean that. No, it's the psychic car. I'm the idiot, shouldn't have overestimated him.
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May 26, 2023 14:58
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yeah, using the touchscreen to override your car every time it tries to run over a pedestrian in a crosswalk is going to get really old really fast
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May 26, 2023 14:59
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I was stuck behind a Tesla the other day and it kept waiting until the last second to turn or change lanes and I couldn't tell if they were bad at driving or if they kept trying to get fsd to work and had to keep forcing it because it wasn't working
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May 26, 2023 15:00
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Filthy Hans posted:yeah, using the touchscreen to override your car every time it tries to run over a pedestrian in a crosswalk is going to get really old really fast solution: the car predicts when you're going to override and does it for you instead?
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May 26, 2023 15:01
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i love it when my car makes guesses
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May 26, 2023 15:01
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The car will make medical diagnoses and, upon identifying a terminal illness, orchestrate a fatal collision to spare the driver any pain or overbearing medical bills. It will also do this if you're woke
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May 26, 2023 15:02
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i love it when my car makes guesses
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May 26, 2023 15:11
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car develops schizophrenic paranoia accuses city buses of stealing family. fights frequently with parked police cars.
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May 26, 2023 15:14
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if the cars are all fsd we don’t even need signals at all
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May 26, 2023 15:17
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Where we're going, we don't need heads
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May 26, 2023 15:18
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if elon musk's visions for all the features in a tesla car came true they'd be the most annoying cars on the road to drive next to - worse than bmws and the chuds in their F150s tailgating you 4'' behind you on the highway never forget https://insideevs.com/news/350682/tesla-roadster-spacex-thrusters/
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May 26, 2023 15:20
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:1st best dick rider. way harder competition there
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May 26, 2023 15:22
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the fda approving neuralink is probably the best recent evidence of the regulatory capture of capitalism that I can think of
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May 26, 2023 15:29
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cross-posting from the cyberpunk dystopia thread bcuz: Pepe Silvia Browne posted:unless we see what testing plan has been "approved" by the FDA, that announcement doesn't mean anything. like the FDA approving the first trial could be based on the 'first trial' being some totally non-invasive EEG based prototype "that will of course someday be turned into a tiny chip that gets soldered right into your brain" especially since this news is coming directly from Elon apparently lol
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May 26, 2023 15:31
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ex post facho posted:the fda approving neuralink is probably the best recent evidence of the regulatory capture of capitalism that I can think of Literally the last time Neuralink was in the news it was for shipping biohazardous material in the mail.
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May 26, 2023 15:34
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ex post facho posted:the fda approving neuralink is probably the best recent evidence of the regulatory capture of capitalism that I can think of Every single bit of reporting I’ve read has been “Musk/Neuralink say they’ve gotten FDA approval”. There has not been an iota of confirmation of this from the FDA in any article I’ve seen.
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May 26, 2023 15:39
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moist turtleneck posted:I was stuck behind a Tesla the other day and it kept waiting until the last second to turn or change lanes and I couldn't tell if they were bad at driving or if they kept trying to get fsd to work and had to keep forcing it because it wasn't working every tesla driver ive seen drives like a very nervous and dumb teenager. i don’t think it’s the self driving
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May 26, 2023 16:30
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https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1662115464393396227?t=5MrO9mYaJdM1YzsnZf-UHg&s=19
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May 26, 2023 16:38
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What if we put a chip in people's brains that would tell the car when you were thinking about turning?
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May 26, 2023 16:53
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1662115464393396227?t=5MrO9mYaJdM1YzsnZf-UHg&s=19 Lmfao
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May 26, 2023 17:59
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NofrikinfuN posted:Literally the last time Neuralink was in the news it was for shipping biohazardous material in the mail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZq7fW6ftlU Still love my ED 209.
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May 26, 2023 18:16
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the cars will become the bombs from Dark Star "let there be light"
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May 26, 2023 18:52
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I would've expected him to know better than to use twitter
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May 26, 2023 19:19
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bought two digital scales from different manufacturers and both use capacitive touch buttons rather than tactile my apartment receives enough RF interference that I don't even need to touch the buttons just a mere gesture an inch or two away registers on the scales totally the reliable tech I want on the road
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May 26, 2023 19:34
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Grey Fox posted:full self-driving with a predetermined destination, most likely Final destination with any luck also check out this Final Destination poo poo: https://jalopnik.com/new-thing-to-be-terrified-of-while-driving-just-dropped-1850476201
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May 26, 2023 19:35
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What’s the monkey killing scenario the FDA wouldn’t have approved of?
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May 26, 2023 19:42
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i changed my vote to 5 because of public pressure. i am a spineless coward and your campaign against me has pushed me towards the left. elon musk ftw Many people are saying this. Now I'm doing it too. Peer pressure ftw
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May 26, 2023 19:53
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Quotey posted:Well I was going to make fun of the posters who didn't get that he meant they would run themselves in full self driving, but apparently he didn't mean that. No, it's the psychic car. I'm the idiot, shouldn't have overestimated him. It's okay. He's literally made billions of dollars off of people endlessly making the exact same mistake again and again because it can't possibly be that stupid, you must be explaining it wrong.
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May 26, 2023 19:53
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Dr. Killjoy posted:bought two digital scales from different manufacturers and both use capacitive touch buttons rather than tactile Not sure what weight you want but you can't go wrong with an oxo good grips scale with a pull out display if you just need it for a few pounds
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May 26, 2023 20:17
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Elon doing this to remove memories of grimes Deus Ex-wife
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May 26, 2023 20:19
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moist turtleneck posted:Not sure what weight you want but you can't go wrong with an oxo good grips scale with a pull out display if you just need it for a few pounds this is the correct answer and all others are wrong
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May 26, 2023 20:19
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The neural link has interesting implementations as far as creating bizarre punishments for Elon musk. can I, let's say, implant false memories using the chip? i'm getting some great inspiration from these silent Hill longplays!
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May 26, 2023 20:27
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Slotducks posted:if elon musk's visions for all the features in a tesla car came true they'd be the most annoying cars on the road to drive next to - worse than bmws and the chuds in their F150s tailgating you 4'' behind you on the highway just use nitro. oh wait you have weak little baby motors.
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May 26, 2023 20:28
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its okay in california no one signals to change lanes or exit freeways or really for much at all anyway
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May 26, 2023 20:29
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Eason the Fifth posted:Elon doing this to remove memories of grimes
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May 26, 2023 20:34
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