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elon is doing the same mistake as your local weed connection - mistaking a customer relation for a friendship
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MrQwerty posted:The best part about Tesla going all-in on yokes and yoke-shaped steering devices is that they still use mechanical steering. Lexus has a drive-by-wire yoke that actually adjusts the steering ratio so lock to lock is very shallow and gets more or less shallow depending on speed. Teslas with yokes still have 900 degree lock to lock lol just the most stupidly dangerous design decisions, all the time. Doesn't this mean that at some point the turn signal buttons will be to the right of the yoke? And upside-down, so the button positions are inverted and you have to push the right-facing arrow to activate the left turn signal. Not that anyone who would buy this monstrosity would ever signal.
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May 26, 2023 15:55
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Doesn't this mean that at some point the turn signal buttons will be to the right of the yoke? And upside-down, so the button positions are inverted and you have to push the right-facing arrow to activate the left turn signal. You can probably remove the turn signal wand at driver's discretion just like the mirrors.
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May 26, 2023 16:02
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pixaal posted:You can probably remove the turn signal wand at driver's discretion just like the mirrors. In other Teslas you can remove the whole steering wheel. Granted, that's not necessarily at the driver's discretion.
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May 26, 2023 16:06
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ymgve posted:elon is doing the same mistake as your local weed connection - mistaking a customer relation for a friendship On the flip side, Musk is definitely in the process of racking up new far right ethno nationalists every quarter, so he's not wrong there...
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May 26, 2023 16:08
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Doesn't this mean that at some point the turn signal buttons will be to the right of the yoke? And upside-down, so the button positions are inverted and you have to push the right-facing arrow to activate the left turn signal. It does. I hope you enjoy having to develop muscle memory for the button positions for various curvatures, if you plan to signal in roundabouts.
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May 26, 2023 16:10
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goatface posted:It really needs a little "hud" holo-screen thing to do basic info displays while you drive. There must be space for a pop-up hud somewhere in that vast expanse. their "hud" technology is still on the drawing board, but their "chud" technology is truly top Notch
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May 26, 2023 16:21
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I wish I could say that I was surprised that Neurolink was approved, but given how the ruling class seems to be going all in on A.I creating utopia, I'm not. The "economy" is mostly wealthy and powerful idiots being enthralled by keys jangling in front of their faces.
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May 26, 2023 16:23
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1662115464393396227?s=46&t=lz1DjwUk2vgFTdWPPaLwfA The Man of the Future!
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1662115464393396227?s=46&t=lz1DjwUk2vgFTdWPPaLwfA He would be a cable news type.
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If you aren't up at 4 am shitbombing a tweet and a gold throne, can you really call yourself presidential? We use to be a proper country.
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May 26, 2023 16:34
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"blender" is trending on twitter but you can't search for it because of you know what.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:"blender" is trending on twitter but you can't search for it because of you know what. FYI Your posts are consistently 12-24 hours behind the rest of the thread.
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Robo Reagan posted:running over kids and not realizing it until you stop at the gas station for a 12 pack of bud light This is no poo poo a fear i have when im in a car, and i have a normal car
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It's ok, believe in yourself and you can buy a good beer.
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I really don't miss owning a car.
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Really excited for the glowing neuralink early adopter reviews where they talk about how amazing it is to get meundies pop up ads in their subconscious but tag elon musk on twitter asking when the "lose three hours of time and come to covered in piss and vomit" bug will get patched.
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With Elon's track record and the invasiveness of a fuckin' brain implant I can't imagine anyone except the most diehard Elon stans getting one which like, no big loss you know?
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May 26, 2023 17:26
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"Put a chip in my brain, person whose rockets keep exploding and can't handle a radio broadcast!"
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deep dish peat moss posted:With Elon's track record and the invasiveness of a fuckin' brain implant I can't imagine anyone except the most diehard Elon stans getting one which like, no big loss you know? preferable to killing more monkeys imo
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I think this one is just a receiver and recorder, no stimulation yet. Maybe one day he'll offer a skullgun to early adopters and they can sign up to have a BB gun bolted to their head.
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Internet Old One posted:Uhhhh I didn’t even notice this stuff. So many independent free thinkers. I see this occasionally when NFT bullshit gets posted. There’s a distinct subset of social media only online weirdos (as opposed to us fine upstanding Mod-fearing forums types) who literally only care about people being active and engaged, which leads to a shitload of greetings and empty compliments so they all know they’re still logging in and buttering each other up. It’s decentralized MLM cult bullshit, more or less.
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I remember when the venture capitalist bank crashed and one of the investors was tweeting about it, he kept repeating mantras that just made it all sound eerie. "Yeah, it was terrible, so much damage from people panicking. Keep winning upward."
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smellmycheese posted:Cybertruck interior looking well worth the price tag lol Guys the dashboard is clearly meant to be a solar oven so you can bake pizza on the go
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deep dish peat moss posted:With Elon's track record and the invasiveness of a fuckin' brain implant I can't imagine anyone except the most diehard Elon stans getting one which like, no big loss you know? Unfortunately they are going to target vulnerable people with disabilities if not in testing, then later when the tech gets rubberstamped by the FDA. Just look at the people who were early adopters of systems to restore some sight to the blind. Company has stopped supporting the devices causing issues with those using them. https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete Now imagine with Elly Mosk in the mix. Stans might fight for a slot, but neuralink will be looking for disabled and desperate people to be their human Guinea pigs.
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May 26, 2023 18:26
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so we just download the copyrighted movies with one click now?
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"this ship has the most neatly arranged deck chairs in the whole fleet" I say and smile in satisfaction, not noticing how they're skidding and tumbling down the wildly tilted deck into the icy ocean
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Internet Old One posted:They’re getting better though. I’m going to play Timesplitters this weekend so I’m ready for the day pissed off intelligent monkeys start pouring out of neuralink.  don't forget system shock 2 as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZPNCCyUTtE
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May 26, 2023 18:35
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pay elon $8 a month to get all the movies you can download lol
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JossiRossi posted:Unfortunately they are going to target vulnerable people with disabilities if not in testing, then later when the tech gets rubberstamped by the FDA. It's not like the tech doesn't exist and is successfully being tested. Numerous groups are restoring tactile sense to prosthetic devices https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/06/09/1103884757/researchers-are-developing-prosthetics-that-have-a-sense-of-touch But this underscores the biggest problem with Musk's dumbshit futurism. He tries to focus on an end goal and work backwards, when true innovation and developments happen as side discoveries when tackling smaller goals. Neurolink started because Musk wanted to have cyberpunk phones implanted in people's heads and someone said 'can this help circumvent damaged areas of the brain'? And they go in that direction without considering how complex it would need to be. Meanwhile development proven to work is going to start seeing some of their funding diverted to neurolink bullshit because people are idiots.
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pixaal posted:You can probably remove the turn signal wand at driver's discretion just like the mirrors. Way behind BMW on this.
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I always forget how much I love the SS2 soundtrack, but only to listen to on its own, never while playing the actual game.
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kazil posted:pay elon $8 a month to get all the movies you can download lol Movie copyright holders are going to sue them, right? I can't imagine they appreciate the wink and nod, especially with his "lock it behind subscriptions" advice.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:But this underscores the biggest problem with Musk's dumbshit futurism. He tries to focus on an end goal and work backwards, when true innovation and developments happen as side discoveries when tackling smaller goals. And those smaller goals can be parts of a bigger, grand goal, but generally that involves actually accomplishing those small steps first. I have no faith in anything like the Neural laces Musk has pitched ever existing in my lifetime, but I wouldn't be that shocked if some necessary steps towards something kind of similar are done. But that would be something like being able to send simple signals to the brain that can be interpreted, kind of like the vision implants being worked on, but for a more general purpose. Not stapling full on computer chips to apes to see what happens.
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kazil posted:pay elon $8 a month to get all the movies you can download lol if youre going to do that might as well do usenet also yeah musk and his muskrats are stupid as gently caress. they literally think rick and mort or ironman movies are how science works. some greatman just plays in a cave or basement for a few hours and a noble breakthrough happens. PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 19:46 on May 26, 2023 |
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PhazonLink posted:if youre going to do that might as well do usenet I mean I guess X, the everything app, technically needs to replace usenet too.
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I love my neural link but this latest update has me trapped in a nightmare world that I only wake up from for 30 seconds a day. Is there any way to roll back to a previous version?
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