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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
The king showing up at the end after Galen’s boss blows himself up to plant his sword in the smoking dragon corpse is loving hilarious.

Galen sucked so hard.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I've heard Peter McNicol is embarrassed by the film and doesn't like to acknowledge he was in it, which is a shame.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I've heard Peter McNicol is embarrassed by the film and doesn't like to acknowledge he was in it, which is a shame.

When disney did its hard pivot away from their live action stuff in the late 70s/early 80s, that movie was p much disavowed. Didn't matter much to kid-me at all. It was fun to come back and watch it as an adult and be pleasantly surprised at how genuinely good it was. Sure, some of the acting is hot garbage but it's a pretty stellar Disney deconstruction of the sword and sorcery genre way before that sort of thing was something people wanted.

E: lol MacNicol is embarrassed because his acting was loving awful in this movie but it kinda leans into the character so it works somehow.

EE: Nobody bit :smith:

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 07:00 on May 27, 2023

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Peter MacNichol's finest role:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSwS6IL_LjM

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Caitlan Clarke who played the heroine/"jesus loving christ Galen, you're goddamned useless just let me do it" lady died of ovarian cancer in 2004 which is sad. We didn't even get a driftingmouse obit.

I'm just going to assume the old fucker who played Galen's boss died how he died in the movie.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

KakerMix posted:

Outta the way, peck!

My husky 6'3" friend almost tripped over Warwick Davis at Gencon one year and had a split second where that crossed his mind, but he's not socially inept enough to think it would've actually been funny and Warwick Davis had bodyguards that didn't look friendly.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Frank Frank posted:

I'm just going to assume the old fucker who played Galen's boss died how he died in the movie.

Gat drat, that "old fucker" was Sir Ralph Richardson, considered one of the finest actors of stage and screen in the 20th century.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Arc Hammer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK-jHFUCEi8

Hopefully they land more hits than the last time it was revived.

Shame that this is probably going to suck because I'm definitely going to watch all of it

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

rydiafan posted:

Dragonslayer is why that "haaaacktually anything with two legs is a wyvern, not a dragon" trivium can gently caress right off. Vermithrax Pejorative is a god-damned dragon, and anyone who says otherwise can be fed to her children.
I thought the distinguishing factor was if they had wing-arms or separate wings?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

post more badass dragons/dragon relatives please

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

rydiafan posted:

Dragonslayer is why that "haaaacktually anything with two legs is a wyvern, not a dragon" trivium can gently caress right off. Vermithrax Pejorative is a god-damned dragon, and anyone who says otherwise can be fed to her children.

This is very simple and clear if you ever played Monster Hunter

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

kalel posted:

post more badass dragons/dragon relatives please

Wyvern



Dragon

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

Assepoester posted:

I thought the distinguishing factor was if they had wing-arms or separate wings?


It's all made up. Dragons have been portrayed in wildly different ways over history, anyone who tries to make people conform to a "true" dragons vs wyverns dichotomy needs a swirlie asap

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

We need an expert on the subject. If only Applewhite hadn't gotten banned.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Len Kabasinski's YouTube account has been "terminated due to multiple or severe violations of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content"

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIiczHsDSBpqMuNT4W9cclw

I would bet good money that RLM will either leave/be kicked off of YT within the year and pivot to making content solely for Patreon

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Barry Bluejeans posted:

Len Kabasinski's YouTube account has been "terminated due to multiple or severe violations of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content"

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIiczHsDSBpqMuNT4W9cclw

I would bet good money that RLM will either leave/be kicked off of YT within the year and pivot to making content solely for Patreon

It's weird because you have more nudity on shampoo commercials on TV and now YT is cracking on this stuff. I guess the Google leadership is very religious.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Imagine being such a beautiful and perfect example of masculinity that YouTube bans you for being too naturally sexy

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Deathstalker
Deathstalker 2
Deathstalker 3
Deathstalker 4
Deathstalker 5
Deathstalker 6
Deathstalker 7
Deathstalker 8
Deathstalker 9
Deathstalker X

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

lobsterminator posted:

It's weird because you have more nudity on shampoo commercials on TV and now YT is cracking on this stuff. I guess the Google leadership is very religious.

I mean, it used to be you could just accidentally see boobs if you did any Google search, and then bit by bit it got to the point where you can't even intentionally see boobs if you search for the exact term "boobs". It was only a matter of time before the mere idea of the thoughtcrime of mentioning boobs would be banned on YouTube.

It's why some of us are hoarding those Vinegar Syndrome blu rays, and copies of Linnea Quiqley's Horror Workout.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


RealityWarCriminal posted:

Deathstalker
2 Death 2 Stalker
Deathstalker: Death Drift
Deathstalker 4
Deathstalker 5
Deathstalker 6
Deathstalker 7
Deathstalker 8
Deathstalker 9
Deathstalker X

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Frank Frank posted:

Lol Neverwinter and now we are headed to the Underdark

underdark but no drows was a waste

finished american born chinese but I wonder how western audiences that dont know of the journey to the west story will find the series, towards the end even i was kinda phasing out with the constant references

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Driftingmouse was the true death stalker

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

King Vidiot posted:


It's why some of us are hoarding those Vinegar Syndrome blu rays, and copies of Linnea Quiqley's Horror Workout.

* Orders Silk 2, Deathstalker 2, Evil Toons, Angel Eyes, Bachelor Party [...] *

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

King Vidiot posted:


It's why some of us are hoarding those Vinegar Syndrome blu rays, and copies of Linnea Quiqley's Horror Workout.

Tubi is still good :pray:

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

poisonpill posted:

Driftingmouse was the true death stalker

:nice:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Garrand posted:

I like the Jungle Book well enough.

fake e:

I do think part of it is most people don't have the same childhood attachment to the Jungle Book as like Lion King and Aladdin so give it more of a pass. The original was a bit of a weirder movie, imo. The remake still has a bunch of that "animating animals trying to convey human emotions without human facial features" issue that Lion King has.

Real animals can express more human emotions than these new disney remakes do

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

I AM GRANDO posted:

Star Wars is a fantasy movie filtered through a film-school nerd who wants to show you he watched Kurosawa and Triumph of the Will.

I like star wars because it has the bits i like from fantasy without the poo poo i don't care about

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

King Vidiot posted:

I mean, it used to be you could just accidentally see boobs if you did any Google search, and then bit by bit it got to the point where you can't even intentionally see boobs if you search for the exact term "boobs". It was only a matter of time before the mere idea of the thoughtcrime of mentioning boobs would be banned on YouTube.

It's why some of us are hoarding those Vinegar Syndrome blu rays, and copies of Linnea Quiqley's Horror Workout.

I don't know how it happened but a couple weeks ago I made YouTube poo poo the bed by endlessly scrolling down to try and get more and more search results. I searched for shootout scenes to find more action movies with sick setpieces like Heat and kept scrolling down to find lesser known movies I hadn't heard of. At first it started looping results in the same order every five-ten videos, but then it got really loving weird with these Indian playlists that would alternate between softcore clips, straight up porno, breastfeeding videos, and toy car unboxings (nws).

I don't know how sites link up these days but clicking on one of those links has completely hosed up my algorithm. Facebook shorts is constantly giving me Indian women breastfeeding videos in my feed and no matter how many times I tell it to stop it keeps giving me more. I guess that's supposed to be my thing now.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Kill All Cops posted:

underdark but no drows was a waste

finished american born chinese but I wonder how western audiences that dont know of the journey to the west story will find the series, towards the end even i was kinda phasing out with the constant references

i read that a while back, i remember enjoying it. i'm only very loosely familiar with journey to the west but i didn't think that detracted from my enjoyment. i might be more familiar with it than the average honky is maybe

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Congratulations Shinji!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Coxswain Balls posted:

I don't know how it happened but a couple weeks ago I made YouTube poo poo the bed by endlessly scrolling down to try and get more and more search results. I searched for shootout scenes to find more action movies with sick setpieces like Heat and kept scrolling down to find lesser known movies I hadn't heard of. At first it started looping results in the same order every five-ten videos, but then it got really loving weird with these Indian playlists that would alternate between softcore clips, straight up porno, breastfeeding videos, and toy car unboxings (nws).

I don't know how sites link up these days but clicking on one of those links has completely hosed up my algorithm. Facebook shorts is constantly giving me Indian women breastfeeding videos in my feed and no matter how many times I tell it to stop it keeps giving me more. I guess that's supposed to be my thing now.

Yeah I’m sure that’s why all the algorithms keep showing you Indian breast feeding videos

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I'm, uh, just gonna take your word on it and not click any of those links, thanks!

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Gutcruncher posted:

Yeah I’m sure that’s why all the algorithms keep showing you Indian breast feeding videos

I know, ha ha I'm a pervert. It's just bizarre how they demonetize and shut down channels for the tamest stuff, but then feed you the weirdest poo poo completely unprompted. I did a capture of scrolling the search results to show how it switches over, and my feeds were relatively normal until a single click completely hosed up every website I go to that utilizes data mining.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Today's Framed was one I was convinced on the first and second shot were from a movie I'd actually seen. The sandiness of the LA shot in frame 1 made me think it was Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet but I didn't recognise anything in the rest of the shots and couldn't even come up with joke answers for it . Turns out I was way the gently caress off. It was A Wrinkle In Time. Remember that fuckin movie?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Remember that fuckin movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Mm8wDH9Fk

Spoonge
May 27, 2023

by the sex ghost
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/gary-kent-dead-stuntman-1235501781/

RIP Gary Kent B-Movie Stuntman, Actor, and Director

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Driftingmouse strikes again!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Holy poo poo, why do you do this?!!! :lol:

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i wish i was as financially successful as driftingmouse must be

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I respect the non offensive trolling really it’s pretty harmless albeit baffling

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