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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

TDepressionEarl posted:

Did people think there were way more egregious flops this year than last year? To me it didn't seem like it happened often enough to make new points of emphasis just yet. I want to wait another season before changing too many rules, but if we are amending the laws, international-style goaltending allowing for clearing the ball above the cylinder off the rim seems more pressing than simulation.

If flopping techs were to be enacted, they should give coaches a second challenge and remove any decision to assign flopping technical fouls from the crew on the court, leaving it to the New Jersey judiciary. Really spice it up, this specific coach thinks your star is an actor. I don't like the idea of refs trying to call a flop in real time, I stopped watching baseball because I was tired of learning the umpires names from their terrible strike zones.

I like this idea but I'm also skeptical that unless the game score is impacted this leaves the door open for role players to attempt simulation. Getting suspended is the part with teeth there. Raise the in-game ejection limit for technical fouls from 2 up to 3, tech up players (including stars) more often for whining, keep the suspension limit where it is.

Rugby Union has a rule where only a player with the captain's armband can have a conversation with refs and I like that system as well.

how about this: if you flop then Adam Silver comes to the court with two red headbands and a revolver with 1 bullet in it

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


if you give morant a colt he's going to ask for a first round

DJ_Mindboggler
Nov 21, 2013

TDepressionEarl posted:

Rugby Union has a rule where only a player with the captain's armband can have a conversation with refs and I like that system as well.

Wait that's actually a great idea for the NBA. It's not like stars don't do most of the jawing anyways, just have a few players as designated advocates.

Of course, LeBron/Luka/Draymond/CP3 would all still doing their thing under this system.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Flops should be awarded retroactively for the last 3 seasons

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
does any of the sports similar to basketball have an anti flopping mechanism to compare?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Strawberry Panda posted:

It's crazy how three bad quarters in a row for the Heat have changed the perception of the series in my eyes. At halftime game 4 I thought they had the series in the bag. Now my knees are shaking in nervousness!

the celtics are making your calfs cramp up?

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Lady Radia posted:

does any of the sports similar to basketball have an anti flopping mechanism to compare?

Hockey has a 2 minute power play for diving. Soccer has a yellow card for diving that rarely ever gets used. So not really comparable no. Does anybody know how to play netball or handball?

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Upsidads posted:

Flops should be awarded retroactively for the last 3 seasons

"And an upset on opening night as the Wizards defeat the Suns 212-119, powered by Bradley Beal's record setting 129 point masterpiece. The game began with Beal taking 108 consecutive technical free-throws..."

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



feel like Markelle Fultz might be a good fit in the Suns' locker room

unrelated,

https://twitter.com/theNBAalert/status/1662126573326069762

FakePoet
Feb 6, 2006

Woo. Pig. Sooie.


Hot Rope Guy

Mechafunkzilla posted:

how about this: if you flop then Adam Silver comes to the court with two red headbands and a revolver with 1 bullet in it

My brain parsed this as Adam Sandler and was like "...let's try it".

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Upsidads posted:

Flops should be awarded retroactively for the last 3 seasons

The first regular season game next year is going to start with 85 free throws per team before the tipoff.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
lol, he is gone
https://twitter.com/TheAthleticNBA/status/1662141797617877002

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
i am excited to watch some National Basketball Association Basketball tonight on TNT

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Any word on Gabe Vincent? I feel like him on one leg would still be an improvement over Lowry

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Bellmaker posted:

Any word on Gabe Vincent? I feel like him on one leg would still be an improvement over Lowry

https://twitter.com/brohrbach/status/1662484257778925569?t=Au5eQGisOuFzyQouvJmVgQ&s=19

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




hell yes heat in 3 (quarters)

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

kingcobweb posted:

I think it would be much more looking at the individual plays (EYE TEST!!!) than some kind of stats. There have been academic studies of ref bias; the ones off the top of my head from what I remember from Scorecasting showed that refs favor home teams, superstars, and players of their own race. Of the three, I’d want to pour over the methodology of that last one and see if it’s replicable, but you get the idea. Anyway, these require a sample size of looking at all refs; when it comes to one ref with one team any statistician will probably just say “sample size is too small to tell for sure.” Whether or not refs, as a whole, favor the Lakers or disfavor the Kings is much easier to prove statistically.

If I recall correctly, and this has been about twelve years since I read the thing, so I might not, and might not be able to find the article, but the race bias one was replicable, basically universal, and also fairly easy to solve. If might have caused some late whistles, but I remember an article about it, the solution seemed to be to not immediately blow the whistle, but to take one second to process what was seen. Made the latter turn to statistical noise when it was a point of emphasis.

If it's back to a state of more than just noise, then they need to reemphasize that second.

It made me consider poor Yao Ming, who would have had more ref bias against before you factor in the usual bias guys his size have going against them.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/JaredWeissNBA/status/1662488706069016577

drat that doesnt look very fun. fouls gonna be ultra-violent on both sides tonight i suspect

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1662517307476701184

lmao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




Is he bad

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Griffin over Nurse feels so weird. Like, there's gotta be another moving part there, right?


The final three had both Griffin and Nurse and it seems kinda weird to take the assistant coach over the head coach he assisted.

e: okay, yeah, Nurse backed out

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1662517237302067200?s=20

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


My cynical-rear end brain’s first thought was “oh Haslem already trying to cheap out”

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Accused of DV. He as a coach was always well thought of, before the allegations he was high on the short list of almost every coaching search.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/1662518617303564289

ooh, so Nurse is getting some other job probably.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



some thing came out yesterday about the bucks decision makers are all on board with nurse so this coming out a day later is very funny

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/1662518617303564289

ooh, so Nurse is getting some other job probably.

Or taking some time off.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
https://twitter.com/TheSteinLine/status/1662222669952040961
https://twitter.com/HurtsyIvania/status/1662280100467949570
https://twitter.com/LakeShowYo/status/1661918507314081792

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/1662532601712889856

The King needs to know the truth.

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life

Okay so this is a terrible look lol but that’s Mott

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
bleh, misread.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

this all started because he got caught using an alt to defend his calls online, if anything I would assume he's probably the kind of social media addicted moron he's said some other insanely dumb stuff they just haven't found yet.

Like, zero expectation of any game fixing, but for sure has posted some stuff like "Lakers deserve to lose" or something.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It would be really funny if this is the domino for revealing corruption instead of the literal fixing scandal

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Marklar posted:

Okay so this is a terrible look lol but that’s Mott

he was just running back lol it's an extreme slow motion of like a half second

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
Tragically I must announce I am no longer a Nuggets fan.

https://twitter.com/msinger/status/1662467422899810305

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

kingcobweb posted:

Tragically I must announce I am no longer a Nuggets fan.

https://twitter.com/msinger/status/1662467422899810305

I'm so sorry

Maybe it's not too late to get them to go with "Jingle Bells Batman Smells"

KurdtLives
Dec 22, 2004

Ladies and She-Hulks can't resist Murdock's Big Hallway Energy

Bip Roberts posted:

I've seen heat plenty of times including recently. I've never watched the town because it looks like if heat was rewritten by someone who thought it needed to be more boondock saintly.
The Town is fine, I wouldn’t call it Boondock Sainty. The Towns feels more authentic to the Boston area while the Boondock Saints feels like what some coked-out idiot director wants to pretend Boston is. Take that with a grain of salt maybe someone who lives in metro Boston has a better take.

Henchman of Santa posted:

He doesn’t pant like a dog for half the game anymore so he is probably at the peak of his possible physical condition.
I feel like by halftime Jokic’s nose always looks pink and when combined with his now normal nba player panting, he like he’s fighting a cold.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
Jokic is showing us all what Sabonis could've been if he wasn't an old alcoholic by the time he made it to the US

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



KurdtLives posted:

The Town is fine, I wouldn’t call it Boondock Sainty. The Towns feels more authentic to the Boston area while the Boondock Saints feels like what some coked-out idiot director wants to pretend Boston is. Take that with a grain of salt maybe someone who lives in metro Boston has a better take.

I feel like by halftime Jokic’s nose always looks pink and when combined with his now normal nba player panting, he like he’s fighting a cold.

The extended ECF is all a ploy to ruin Jokic’s conditioning :hmmyes:

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

KurdtLives posted:

I feel like by halftime Jokic’s nose always looks pink and when combined with his now normal nba player panting, he like he’s fighting a cold.

Joker being a well disguised golden retriever does make some sense.

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Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


kingcobweb posted:

Tragically I must announce I am no longer a Nuggets fan.

https://twitter.com/msinger/status/1662467422899810305

I would love this if they got Jokic to sing it only

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