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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

she didnt mention the price, how about we let the market decide lady

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Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

they insist on coming to work and infecting everyone else when they're sick

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Sick day donations from fellow employees

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Getting fired for taking a sick day.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



They insist on getting sick even though that hurts the great capitalist machine that they owe their very lives to.

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
They like to mock other countries systems of government, ignoring jesus's message to remove the beam in their own eye.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
https://twitter.com/Leo_Puglisi6/status/1662291364007272450?t

"As an american"

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Chewbecca posted:

"As an american"

death penalty

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Americans make Australians look good

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

speeding tickets are fascism, sorry

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

they lkove naming fast food places after their 2 favorite things

https://fatburger.com/

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

white castle

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

when you put in a car insurance claim in Australia you have to estimate the speed the guy that hit you was doing. The options are like normal, fast, excessive and ‘hoon’

hosed up things Australians do

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

AnimeIsTrash posted:

they lkove naming fast food places after their 2 favorite things

https://fatburger.com/

fatburger owns

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

they lkove naming fast food places after their 2 favorite things

There's a restaurant called Burger Driving?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

a strange fowl posted:

a lot of white australians slip into this horrible broad cockney-adjacent fake accent when they feel challenged and want to keep control of the situation without looking like they're panicking. it's like people who whistle when they're nervous, they're like "oh it makes me look chill and laid back" but actually it's more excruciating for everyone then if they just screamed and threw poo poo like normal people


Shogi posted:

when you put in a car insurance claim in Australia you have to estimate the speed the guy that hit you was doing. The options are like normal, fast, excessive and ‘hoon’

hosed up things Australians do

I'm Australian and not heard of either of these so uhh, do we add "making up things about Australia to the list?

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
maybe it’s state by state but the ‘Speed: Hoon’ radio button is real

can’t comment on the reality of an Australian critter fink’s ‘the British part of me’ but that article has some of the most heinous quotes I’ve ever seen lol. at least vocal frying kids from West Yorkshire have the excuse of americas total cultural dominance. imagine being out there putting on an estuary accent because of Harry Potter and doctor loving who

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Shogi posted:

when you put in a car insurance claim in Australia you have to estimate the speed the guy that hit you was doing. The options are like normal, fast, excessive and ‘hoon’

hosed up things Australians do

Hooning is the greatest innovation in Australian history

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


I know the word "Hoon" only from the context of an extremely esoteric programming language made by a bunch of people who were arguing for the return of European medieval feudalism

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Hooning is the greatest innovation in Australian history

Australia's only worthwhile contribution to culture

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/1669501329964781574?t=xQOccLOEClWwijMgX6DShw&s=19

double nine
Aug 8, 2013


that's bait

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!

I knew Americans were disgusting but to steal hand sanitizer from a public dispenser, that's just low.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Weka posted:

I knew Americans were disgusting but to steal hand sanitizer from a public dispenser, that's just low.
They're wrapping their mouths around the dispenser and just slurping it down.

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Very unhygienic. Couldn't the parks department provide cups?

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Weka posted:

I knew Americans were disgusting but to steal hand sanitizer from a public dispenser, that's just low.

this is some classic projection onto china

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

they make multiple threads about their stupid election @_@

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

they make multiple threads about their stupid election @_@

nyerere quote but its about SA having two politics forums.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

take in nazis from other countries

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
send out nazis to other countries

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
spreay pesticides all over the dang place

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

call jg wentworth

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1674309239974576128

theyre going to die from drinking diet sodas

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


:yooge:

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Coca cola makes you fat, so they made diet coke, which gives you cancer, and cancer leads to weight loss. Problem solved.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


bad news about americans, context-adding readers

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

they drink 12 to 36 cans of soda daily

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
they "add context"

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


have a gross bug bury into their flesh, get Lyme disease, then blame the government for inventing Lyme disease

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

vyelkin posted:



bad news about americans, context-adding readers

don't care ill keep drinking that garbage

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