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IBroughttheFunk posted:Whoops, quote is not edit. I thought I was having deja vu here because I could’ve sworn he’d already posted this and it turns out he did, last year, was told it was a Nazi quote and, I believe, deleted it but here it is again. Truly his political leanings are an enigma Edit: sure enough, someone brought receipts thathonkey posted:guess he forgot about the last time this came up
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sure he's boosting nazis on his platform, but he has bad opinions about food! -a goon
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May 28, 2023 00:00
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elon musk as gollum eating a salmon from a river
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May 28, 2023 00:06
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https://twitter.com/SG_Tupper/status/1662526983211810816 Elon is a genius, you're just too dumb to see it
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May 28, 2023 00:10
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Salmon patties tho.
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May 28, 2023 00:12
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It’s just a meme bro, I just clicked share, it doesn’t mean anything lol, why u so mad lol
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May 28, 2023 00:15
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look, it's just some words and pictures designed to subtly spread the complaints of an anti-semite through common consciousness, what's the biggie
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May 28, 2023 00:24
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Data Graham posted:I mean can you imagine going through life always wondering whether X new person actually likes you or is just trying to get into your circle so you'll give them money? can you draw a dragon this isn't a request for you to draw one, i just want to know if that's something you're able to do or not
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May 28, 2023 00:25
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kazil posted:sure he's boosting nazis on his platform, but he has bad opinions about food! Say what you will against Donjald Trump, the man never talked poo poo about cooked salmon.  He most likely has no idea what a "salmon" is but that's besides the point.
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FirstnameLastname posted:there is also something to be said about putting commonly used controls directly on the wheel in cars. i don't see any issues with having the wipers/blinker/light/hvac/stereo/driver's window all controlled from the steering wheel if the controls are implemented in a way that makes them clear from one another and are physical switches or buttons. every time you've gotta remove or relocate a hand is an added risk - ideally when driving a car you'd sit down, put your hands at 9&3 and keep them there until you've parked But what do you like more, people removing one hand from a wheel or people removing their eyes from the road to see where the controls are on their wheel? Because that's how any controls on the wheel work for me every time. Every time I've used a car with controls on the wheel, I just don't use whatever controls are on the wheel. It's never been anything particularly important, but still. I have never seen them implemented in a way that doesn't mean I have to take my eyes off the road to see what I'm doing. And they've all been physical switches, they just haven't been done in a way I can figure out from feel without fumbling around because my wheel isn't perfectly straight at the moment or always hitting the wrong one first. There's something to be said for a switch that's always in one place. A mobile switch is so annoying.
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May 28, 2023 00:55
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Bronze Fonz posted:Say what you will against Donjald Trump, the man never talked poo poo about cooked salmon. Salmon? Never heard of him. I think he got me coffee once.
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May 28, 2023 02:51
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surely Donnie's dad tried to teach him that fine dining sometimes had salmon.
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May 28, 2023 02:53
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If mcdonald's doesn't sell a salmon burger, donnie's never had one
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PhazonLink posted:surely Donnie's dad tried to teach him that fine dining sometimes had salmon. Fred probably thought eating fish was for poor people and beat the poo poo out of Donnie and his siblings to make sure they never had a single good memory associated with fish.
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May 28, 2023 03:15
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i think trump might know what salmon is yall
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but what about the mcfish? also sounds like Fred should have beaten him for eating that damned papist food item.
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My mom complains about salmon being boring but she cooks the piss out of it in her steamer with zero seasoning or effort.
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May 28, 2023 04:08
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Tha's dumb, the piss is the best part!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1AbJzWLq6w but musk
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Captain Hygiene posted:Tha's dumb, the piss is the best part! are you an actual nazi who paid $44 billion dollars for a company he didn't want?
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.random posted:He’s just playing the long game. To get us off this planet and to Mars, first he has to change the dialogue. How does he do that? Well, see, the left already recognizes the climate emergency we’re in, so they shouldn’t need convincing to evacuate. But the diehard right? that requires a culture change. This is sooo dumb. Completely reversing climate change, like back to pre-industrial co2 levels, is like a billion times easier and energy efficient than terraforming Mars. Not to mention the long term plan of moving everyone from an arguably overpopulated planet to a smaller planet. That doesn’t solve anything at all!
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Gentlemen, we have a problem. Models suggest at his current rate of radicalization, Elon musk will be drinking aged urine and shooting himself in the testicles by June 31 of this year. Suggestions?
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Gentlemen, we have a problem. Models suggest at his current rate of radicalization, Elon musk will be drinking aged urine and shooting himself in the testicles by June 31 of this year. Stay the course
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Gentlemen, we have a problem. Models suggest at his current rate of radicalization, Elon musk will be drinking aged urine and shooting himself in the testicles by June 31 of this year. Laff at elon musk?
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Gentlemen, we have a problem. Models suggest at his current rate of radicalization, Elon musk will be drinking aged urine and shooting himself in the testicles by June 31 of this year. 
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Suggestions? Teach him the kadir buxton method to use on neurolink
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thathonkey posted:i think trump might know what salmon is yall 
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Thank you to all my esteemed committee members for weighing in on this. We're going to go ahead and let Elon shoot himself in the balls. Take no action if you see him doing this. We're going to laugh at Elon as usual until that happens. I want to take this opportunity to say I agree with the committee's decision wholeheartedly. For too long, the government has nursed Elon musk on its teet. But the we shouldn't be in the business of picking winners. Now we can return to the important business of investigating Benghazi.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Now we can return to the important business of investigating Benghazi. Did anyone ever figure out if that place exists?
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cant cook creole bream posted:Did anyone ever figure out if that place exists? Yeah one of the mods from D&D went there
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Yeah one of the mods from D&D went there i heard it was a riot
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Anyway I’m still working as an intern of software engineering at Twitter (Elon refers to us as softies internally, much to our dismay and anger ) So I had a strange predicament today at my job, where most of you who have been following me know it as the Twitter HQ. I was working on a back channel encrypted node for what my team leader said was to be utilized by lesser nodes on second side chain server block, and I let her know that I had to make a fart, like she kept going on and on. Like I had to go NOW, to fart in the bathroom, or else! She just stares at me the entire fucken time!!! So I what right there and was like I’m staying here until overtime lady, let’s see what happens lol Soggy Muffin fucked around with this message at 09:07 on May 28, 2023 |
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May 28, 2023 09:04
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so did you poo poo your self or not
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Tbh I did sit there and a slow one creeped out but it wants tmuch of a statement. Team lead says I’m probably in clear because we don’t really much talent these days, but holy horse poo poo that was funny lol
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Gentlemen, we have a problem. Models suggest at his current rate of radicalization, Elon musk will be drinking aged urine and shooting himself in the testicles by June 31 of this year.
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Captain Beans posted:edit: hearing people bash MS for accessibility is very interesting because one arm of MS, the Xbox division, is really pushing accessibility far beyond anything before. I would never have guessed it so lovely on their other products. Sorry to hear that. Accessibility doesn't make money so it's always the first thing to go - most corporations will do the bare minimum to not get a lawsuit from one of the various charities that will sue to make things accessible (I know this because a place I worked for got sued over accessibility). To get our internal products accessible I actually got a ton of developers to do a hackday (where we don't have to follow management dictats) and just go through and make things keyboard navigable, screen-reader compatible and all that good stuff.
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The turn signal being on the wheel is even dumber in countries with roundabouts - you’ll often have the wheel turned to one side then need to signal in the opposite direction before manoeuvring to leave the roundabout. This would involve looking for where the button is on the wheel then jabbing at it with a finger or awkwardly moving your hand round the wheel (or even worse the ‘yoke’), while trying to check your exits clear, steering round a big circle, and generally doing all the other stuff involved in a roundabout.
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Security assures me they will be able to confine musk to his bed for long enough for the procedure to work, they will use a nylon/teflon mix of braces this time as he was able to gnaw through the leather ones at an alarming pace and we were forced to abort, fortunately he belived us when we said it was jerky and thanked us for the snack.
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