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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

jesus WEP posted:

anyone who still invests in nfts in 2023 deserves what they get

:hmmyes:

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



lol fuckin Young Boys just released a free NFT to celebrate their title https://bsc-yb-dapper.mint.store/redemption/ybb-schweizer-meister

at least it was free and it was basically a raffle ticket for a nice watch but still

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Apparently EA removed Ivan Toney from Fifa? That's interesting since they themselves essentially run a gambling app with ultimate team.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Ulio posted:

Apparently EA removed Ivan Toney from Fifa? That's interesting since they themselves essentially run a gambling app with ultimate team.

lol those fuckers

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

"If it's in the game, it's in the game" my arse.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Dudley posted:

"If it's in the game, it's in the game" my arse.

Motorsport Manager on Steam lets you purposefully cheat on your car parts and specs, and the more you cheat the more chance you have of being caught in inspections. But it's possible to cheat a lot and never get caught.

Football games should let you bet and dope as a minigame.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


it’s called the real time editor

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Well then!

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1663591111665893377?t=RJIlE768kf6JGaaA8A8-cA&s=19

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

what’s the import limit supposed to be?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
shame, he was such a promesing player

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Turns out that wasn't chalk on his boots

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Hold on a second...isn't this the same guy who was supposed to go on trial for Attempted Murder and then things happened and it never went forward?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Crazy Ted posted:

Hold on a second...isn't this the same guy who was supposed to go on trial for Attempted Murder and then things happened and it never went forward?

I think he moved to russia because they don’t have an extradition treaty with holland, he likes to stab people

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
he's a slinger for spartak moscocaine

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
He was tried in absentia because he's just become the top foreign goalscorer in the history of the Russian Premier League

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That kind of forethought is why he considered bringing a literal ton of cocaine into Holland was no big deal

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Jel Shaker posted:

what’s the import limit supposed to be?

1300 kilos is the import limit. That's why they are prosecuting him for trying to bring in more than 1300!

You know... Personal use amounts and all that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

paddyboat posted:

I think he moved to russia because they don’t have an extradition treaty with holland, he likes to stab people

He's got a hearing in the Netherlands on Monday in relation to stabbing a relative in the knee at a party

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

so presumably he’s on a work visa in russia? what on earth is going to happen in a few years when he’s released? claim asylum?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jel Shaker posted:

so presumably he’s on a work visa in russia? what on earth is going to happen in a few years when he’s released? claim asylum?

lol if anything they'll just give him Russian residency

also I learned today that at one point his lawyers managed to get the stabbing trial paused because "This referred to recordings of Promes speaking about his role in the stabbing in a call with his father, which the defense has argued cannot be admissible in court as the warrant to tap Promes’ phone was issued based on an unrelated investigation into drug trafficking."

one weird trick prosecutors hate: get accused of so many crimes that the evidence for each crime is gathered during the investigation into one of the other crimes and you're untouchable!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


prosecutors trying to indict Promes like

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Jose posted:

He's got a hearing in the Netherlands on Monday in relation to stabbing a relative in the knee at a party

what a kneejerk reaction

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Jose posted:

He's got a hearing in the Netherlands on Monday in relation to stabbing a relative in the knee at a party

I could’ve been a footballer like you, but then I took a knife in the knee

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

My god.

I love it.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
there is a big 7v7 tourney in North Carolina this weekend and welp

https://twitter.com/franklinleonard/status/1664419175429971970

officials have agreed to suspend the match

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Good for West Ham, wish other teams would do the same thing in these situations.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Good for West Ham, wish other teams would do the same thing in these situations.

West Ham are now also insisting that Dallas be removed from the tournament, and hell they're right

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1664374372776148992

Anthony Taylor after Roma vs Sevilla game, he refused to send Erik Lamela off on a 2nd yellow. I mean Sevilla would still win in pens cause they only missed one but this is next level.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Champs League finals ref being investigated for being good buddies with far-right losers

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jun/01/champions-league-final-referee-spoke-at-event-with-far-right-leader

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Ulio posted:

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1664374372776148992

Anthony Taylor after Roma vs Sevilla game, he refused to send Erik Lamela off on a 2nd yellow. I mean Sevilla would still win in pens cause they only missed one but this is next level.

Excellent chair parry by that security guard

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

trem_two posted:

West Ham are now also insisting that Dallas be removed from the tournament, and hell they're right

Looks like they have been:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/west-ham-dallas-racism-tst-30136585

Aside from all that, it seems like a weird competition.

Lol

quote:

The roster features a myriad of recognizable names for any Premier League fan, including Carlton Cole, Ricardo Vaz Te, Matt Jarvis, and Jack Collison, all of whom played for the Hammers at one point.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Mickolution posted:

Looks like they have been:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/west-ham-dallas-racism-tst-30136585

Aside from all that, it seems like a weird competition.

Lol
that sure sounds like a group of players that Avram Grant got relegated lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1664732128855089154

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Mickolution posted:

Looks like they have been:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/west-ham-dallas-racism-tst-30136585

Aside from all that, it seems like a weird competition.

Lol

Also Wrexham beat the USWNT 12-0

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Barry Shitpeas posted:

Also Wrexham beat the USWNT 12-0

I legitimately don’t understand why they continue to do cross gender these exhibitions. They seem to happen every few years and ever time it’s thoroughly embarrassing for the women and seems to become something that people talk about only in hushed tones for years later.

E: I found these extended highlights and it’s humiliating https://www.nbcsports.com/video/soccer-tournament-extended-highlights-wrexham-12-us-women-0?amp

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jun 3, 2023

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Why are they called the Wrexham Red Dragons, is this just for the TST event

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

blue footed boobie posted:

I legitimately don’t understand why they continue to do cross gender these exhibitions. They seem to happen every few years and ever time it’s thoroughly embarrassing for the women and seems to become something that people talk about only in hushed tones for years later.

E: I found these extended highlights and it’s humiliating https://www.nbcsports.com/video/soccer-tournament-extended-highlights-wrexham-12-us-women-0?amp
Also the the game was 7v7, there was no offside rule, and the USWNT players were all retirees.

I seriously have no idea why this mini-tournament exists, or what its purpose is, or who its target market is, or why you would want to watch any of it.

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