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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Hobbies Include: Masturbating With Scissors
First of all I use the finger holes and second of all don't judge me girls are taught it's okay to use toys and there are tons of videos online of them doing so but when I a boy do it everyone in the room says it's seriously messed up??
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 05:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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There's a thing called a "master copy". So what if there was a "master delete"?
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It's the basis for all the other deletes.
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It's black and shaped like the letter D and it's cold but smooth to the touch.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 28, 2023
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May 28, 2023 20:02
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Hidden Buddhist monastery consisting entirely of gamer monks who try to enlighten the masses by trash talking.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 29, 2023 00:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Hobbies Include: Masturbating With Scissors
Scissor Jamming!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRbZJXjWIA&t=19s
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May 29, 2023 04:10
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I thought he was talking about log jamming?
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May 29, 2023 18:00
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- The Voice of Labor
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chud spuds. potato chips for the silent majority in these exciting middle american flavors
no mask, no vax, just sour cream and onion
let's go brandon bbq (with the placement of "brandon" and "bbq" ambiguous enough that it could be read as let's go bbq brandon)
racist salt and vinegar
trad wife classic
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May 30, 2023 06:22
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I like what they did with beer, like here's trans beer, and it's just beer lol
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May 30, 2023 06:45
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Q: how many ears did Davy Crockett have
A: three. left ear, right ear, wild front ear
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 30, 2023 07:01
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Q: how many ears did Davy Crockett have
A: three. left ear, right ear, wild front ear
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May 30, 2023 07:58
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A demonstration of the double slit experiment through the medium of holding your hand to your mouth while you projectile vomit though your fingers.
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May 31, 2023 22:59
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Saw this today, it belongs right here
Building a house out of construction paper
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Jun 1, 2023 01:29
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shoggoth emotion: a pop idol group of adorable girls who sing exclusively about the return of the elder gods and of blood and madness
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Jun 1, 2023 04:51
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replacing the trunk of your car with a hood and radiator so to anyone behind you it looks as though you are driving in reverse
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Jun 2, 2023 01:04
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- google THIS
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Let's see, I've got my glasses, got my watch, brought my wallet...OH poo poo
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Jun 2, 2023 02:41
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Let's see, I've got my glasses, got my watch, brought my wallet...OH poo poo
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Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jun 2, 2023 03:09
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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A demonstration of the double slit experiment through the medium of holding your hand to your mouth while you projectile vomit though your fingers.
The Double Spit Experiment.
which led, unfortunately, to the Double poo poo Experiment, which sent particles/waves of revulsion through the entire laboratory.
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Jun 2, 2023 05:40
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Oculus Noctuae
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Blaming the professor for walking in, observing the lab disaster, and collapsing the waveform from spit to poo poo.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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Jun 2, 2023 06:30
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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Blaming the professor for walking in, observing the lab disaster, and collapsing the waveform from spit to poo poo.
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Jun 2, 2023 06:44
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Blaming the professor for walking in, observing the lab disaster, and collapsing the waveform from spit to poo poo.
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Jun 2, 2023 22:46
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What is the hottest animal on the planet? Is the cougar? Or the beaver? Or the tit, or the rear end? Or is it that lizard? You know the one that runs on his hind legs like a mofo over the sand dunes? Must be that one, right?
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Jun 2, 2023 23:04
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What is the hottest animal on the planet? Is the cougar? Or the beaver? Or the tit, or the rear end? Or is it that lizard? You know the one that runs on his hind legs like a mofo over the sand dunes? Must be that one, right?
The Fully Sexual Snail
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Jun 3, 2023 00:13
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Jun 3, 2023 02:23
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The Legend of Zelda games are set in the world of Hyrule, which is occupied by five fantasy races: the Hylians (elves), the Rito (bird people), the Zora (fish people), the Gorons (rock people), and the Gerudo (women).
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Jun 5, 2023 01:25
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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A person who appears blurred except for their genitals
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Jun 5, 2023 09:14
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Toxic Crusader except he isn't a mutant, he just tells people "some people have it much worse" when they tell him their problems.
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Jun 5, 2023 11:50
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Crustacean
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Sedentary Shooter Drills
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Jun 5, 2023 12:50
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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A person who appears blurred except for their genitals
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Jun 6, 2023 04:07
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jun 6, 2023 04:07
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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i like to eat brand-new crackers. after taste testing and before public feedback. thats when they taste the best to me....
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Jun 6, 2023 14:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Shakespeare is a yandere who is stalking the fair youth his sonnets are addressed to.
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There is actually a game where this is the case. rofl.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:21
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Oculus Noctuae
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You sure you don't need a hand with those stitches?
NO
Fine, suture self.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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Jun 6, 2023 16:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A game where you play as a Viking con artist called "take the money and rune."
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Jun 6, 2023 17:03
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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Add a museum heist and its “take the Monet and rune”.
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Jun 6, 2023 19:16
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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You sure you don't need a hand with those stitches?
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Fine, suture self.
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jun 7, 2023 03:01
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- They Might Be
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There's a thing called a "master copy". So what if there was a "master delete"?
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It's the basis for all the other deletes.
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It's black and shaped like the letter D and it's cold but smooth to the touch.
casting master delete with wild magic and all pets immediately turn on their owners
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Jun 8, 2023 02:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Tod Gottist.
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- Adbot
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A fat man tries to put his pants on in the morning and falls over. Laugh track.
"Who keeps laughing at me!"
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